Vick Finally gets a reciever!!!

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Vick Finally gets a reciever!!!

    A woman is suing Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, claiming he knowingly gave her a sexually transmitted disease.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230

    #2
    where you been at? http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=68947

    We were even graced by a visit from Vick's alter ego, Ron Mexico.
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    • venis2k1
      Youboty can hope
      • Jul 2002
      • 4621

      #3
      Originally posted by OpIv37
      where you been at? We were even graced by a visit from Vick's alter ego, Ron Mexico.
      i cant belive that jerk stole my ailias, i guess its back to rusty shackleford.

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      • DMBcrew36
        Registered User
        • Feb 2005
        • 5096

        #4
        hahahaa
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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101230

          #5
          Originally posted by venis2k1
          i cant belive that jerk stole my ailias, i guess its back to rusty shackleford.
          lmao- Yup.
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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            ****. I was out of the zone yesterday my bad. Bring on the negs. My subject was more clever though.
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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