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Ebenezer
04-18-2005, 07:37 PM
2 rounds done...lots of beer and pop has been drunk in the lounge. Time for everybody to get to know each other better.

If you would please provide location, age, real name if you wish.
Profession
Interests, what you do with your free time.

Please feel free to write a profile of your team; coaches, assistants, fan base. Anything you feel you want us to know.

Ebenezer
04-18-2005, 07:41 PM
Ebenezer Norsemen

Owner: Ebenezer
President: Ebenezer
GM: Ebenezer
Capologist: Ebenezer
Coach: Marv Levy
Stadium: Vigrid Field at Valhalla Colesseum

Hometown: Ebenezer, NY
Profession: Biologist
Interests: Staff Writer for BillsZone.com, baseball coach, cub-scout leader, play fast-pitch softball and curling. Rabid Bills fan.

Team profile: To be finished later.

RetroRaiders81
04-18-2005, 07:44 PM
My name is Joe Muscarella, I'm 16 and live in a small town called Lyndonville. It's about halfway in bewtween Buffalo and Rochester. Gobuffalo2007 is a friend of mine, and is my assistant GM. He hasn't done much yet, he proposed a trade which I did and told me to draft Clements, which I got Barber instead.

I'm also almost a full-blooded Italian :up:

Devin
04-18-2005, 07:45 PM
Oklahoma Outlaws

Owner: Devin
President: Devin
GM: Bruce Smith
Coach: Jim Kelly
Offensive Coordinator: Thurman Thomas
Defensive Coordinator: Darryl Talley
Special Teams: Steve Tasker

Hometown: Elgin, Oklahoma
Profession: Network Engineer
Interests: BillsZone.com, Buffalo Bills, Computers, Hockey, Boxing, Weight Lifting.

Team profile: Working on it now.

RetroRaiders81
04-18-2005, 07:46 PM
Coach = John Madden

Sportsuser101
04-18-2005, 07:56 PM
Jersey Jaguars

Owner: Rick
President: Rick
GM: Rick
Coach: Jerry Gray

Hometown: Jersey City, NJ
Profession: Its complicated but basically I work for the city government
Interests: Sports, chicks (was engaged but now we're done woohoo!), drinking.. basically what a 21 year old does, billszoner

The Spaz
04-18-2005, 08:03 PM
Spaz Spartans

Owner: Chris
President: Chris/Tom Donahoe
GM: Chris/Tom Donahoe
Coach: Mike Mularkey

Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Profession: Government (Homeland Security)
Interests: sports, women, cars, drinking

L.A. Playa
04-18-2005, 08:09 PM
Los Angeles Playas

Owner: Patrick
GM : Patrick
President:Patrick
Coach: TBD

Profession: Accountant for a Movie Company and Founder of my own Entertainment company right now just some song writing and producing but eventually will be a record label and a movie production company

Hobbies: Music,sports, partying

Location: Los Angeles

Forward_Lateral
04-18-2005, 09:34 PM
Bluestown Bushwhackers

Owner: Adam "Forward" Lateral
GM: Adam "Forward" Lateral
President: Adam "Forward" Lateral
Assn't GM: Canadian_Eh!
Coach: Tim Krumrie

Profession: Owner/Manager of a Muffler Shop in a small town in Southern Ontario, Canada.
Hobbies: Lobball, Beer Drinking, Watching Football and other sports.
Interests: BillsAddiction.com (Co-Owner and Operator), Bills Zone, Gambling.

Team Profile:

To be released at a later date.

That Guy
04-18-2005, 09:44 PM
Owner/President/Czar: Jay Shannon
Coach: Carl Mauck
Asst. Coach: Danny Smith

I'm 17... from Rochester.. I'm a high school student... I'm hoping to go to college in a year for Sports Journalism or something like that... yeah and I like football.

DraftBoy
04-18-2005, 10:11 PM
Owner: Matt Elder
President: Matt Elder
GM: Matt Elder
Head Coach: Chris Berman
Asst. Coach: Tom Jackson

Profession: College Student aka Beer Drinker
Hobbies: Sports, Buffalo Sports, Writing, Politics, Mod for Billszone
Interestes: See above
Location: Milledgeville, Georgia (August-May); Atlanta (A-Town!), Georgia (June-July)

Team Profile:
We are gonna win

MikeInRoch
04-18-2005, 10:36 PM
Owner/President/GM/Capologist: Mike
Location: Rochester, NY (really!)

Head Coach: Vince Lombardi (What? He's dead?? Who the heck is that guy we hired then?!?)

Profession: Software Engineer
Hobbies: Football, Golf, Volleyball, Chess

tampabay25690
04-18-2005, 10:46 PM
Team name: Tampa Bay
zone name: tampabay25690

Name: Don Trautman age 27
Born: Buffalo
Reside in Tampa

I am married
Profession: I am a chef

Love to Golf, party, cook, watch football, come to this site, love to meet people from Buffalo......

parttimeplayer
04-19-2005, 12:34 AM
la aztecs
gm/coach/personel director gilbert (i think i streched myself out to thin, i an tired and not sure what im doing which= fred taylor in the second
24
torrance just south of la
i work for fedex and go to school (parttime)

ryjam282
04-19-2005, 06:44 AM
Team name: Super Deuces
zone name: Ryjam282

Name: RYan WIthey age 27
Born: Brockton, MA
Reside: Lantana, FL. (Just south of West Palm Beach)

I am married and have a 2 year old daughter
Profession: I work for Workers comp insurance regulators in Boca Raton, FL.

Formerly a professional baseball player with the Anaheim Angels and now play flag football on a travelling team throughout Florida, love pretty much all sports and try and play as much as I can so I don't get fat. Love Fantasy Football and collecting Vintage Star Wars figures ......

Head Coach: Wade Phillips
Asst. Coach: Sam Mills (RIP)

The King
04-19-2005, 07:03 AM
Team: Golden Brewsers
Owner: Mike Bedard
GM: Mike Bedard

Head Coach: Jim Mora Sr.
Asst. Coach: Phil Simms

The Golden Brewsers were founded in the summer of 2004. They were a small town flag football team with big time goals. They didnt win much but they had a winning attitude. When team owner Mike Bedard got wind of the BZFL he immediately purchased all rights to the Golden Brewsers and brought them to the league.

Mike Bedard is 23 years old and resides in Boston, MA with his dog Takeo. He is a drummer for 25affair and a Cornerback on the Golden Brewsers farm team. He likes beer and videogames.

Sabre Ally
04-29-2005, 08:30 PM
Formerly a professional baseball player with the Anaheim Angels

Wow, that is kewl! Got any fantasy tips? :D

My name is Ally. I'm 33 and live in Buffalo. I grew up in Nebraska, hence the necessity of having ex-Huskers on my team. I work at the zoo as an administrative assistant and have a bunch of pets. I like sports, but love fantasy sports even more. Um..what else ya wanna know?

Sportsuser101
04-29-2005, 09:09 PM
Team name: Super Deuces
zone name: Ryjam282

Name: RYan WIthey age 27
Born: Brockton, MA
Reside: Lantana, FL. (Just south of West Palm Beach)

I am married and have a 2 year old daughter
Profession: I work for Workers comp insurance regulators in Boca Raton, FL.

Formerly a professional baseball player with the Anaheim Angels and now play flag football on a travelling team throughout Florida, love pretty much all sports and try and play as much as I can so I don't get fat. Love Fantasy Football and collecting Vintage Star Wars figures ......

Head Coach: Wade Phillips
Asst. Coach: Sam Mills (RIP)
You go to Florida Atlantic?

R. Rich
05-01-2005, 01:40 PM
Erie Assassins Team Profile

Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive VP/GM: Kevin Colbert
Director of Player Personnel: Phil Savage
Head Coach: Kirk Ferentz

Headquarters: 7 Assassins Plaza
Stadium: RICH Stadium
Fanbase: The same crazy, drunken, cold weather idiots you'd see at places like Lambeau

We settled on hiring Colbert and Savage to run the team because of their excellent track records in Pittsburgh (Colbert) and Baltimore (Savage). Both are also known for very thorough research of players from all over, whether they're from Division 1A, D2, D3, or even NAIA, semi pro, minor league (NFLE, Arena), or converted players from other sports.

We were very pleased to get Ferentz, especially after our first choice, legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno, declined our very generous contract offer so that he could stay at the college level. Ferentz' teams at the University of Iowa have been known to run the ball well and play very good defense, which is the kind of team the Assassins want to develop. Ferentz also pays attention to special teams, which we intend to emphasize.

Michael82
05-02-2005, 10:03 AM
Rochester Rampage

Owner/President/CEO: Michael J. Thomas
Executive VP/General Manager: Tom Modrak
Head Coach: Brad Childress
Asst. Head Coach/Defensive Coordinator: Eric Mangini
Asst. Head Coach/Special Teams Coordinator: Bobby April
Offensive Coordinator/QB Coach: Pat Shurmur


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Name: Michael J. Thomas
Age: 23
Hometown: Rochester, NY
Profession: Overnight Front End Coordinator
Interests: I'm a Diehard Buffalo Bills fan and Yankees fan. I enjoy watching all kinds of sports on TV and in person. I'm also very interested in photography and working with computers.

Earthquake Enyart
05-02-2005, 10:11 AM
Team profile: To be finished later.

:fat: :z:


I'm also very interested in pornography and working with computers.

:eek:

Michael82
05-02-2005, 10:18 AM
:fat: :z:



:eek:
:rofl: :ontome:

Canadian'eh!
05-02-2005, 10:25 AM
Profession: Overnight Front End Coordinator



does this have something to do with checking out girls' breasts?


Cause if it does than I should point out i am a lisensed panty inspector.

http://www.lucas-consulting.com/inspector.jpg

Michael82
05-02-2005, 10:28 AM
Uhh, well seeing how I am the only one on the front end overnights, I am the one who cashes the hotties out and gets to see the breasts and even pussy when they show it to me. So yeah i guess it does have something to do with it.

I love summer. :naughty:

Michael82
05-02-2005, 10:32 AM
Now back to my team....

Tom Modrak is the one who is going to help me build my team and also keep me under the cap. We are glad to have him aboard. We love our new Head Coach. Brad Childress is going to make a great head coach and he already has had developed a solid relationship with my starting QB, Donovan McNabb. Oh and Eric Mangini was a steal. He's going to be the next Romeo Crennel for my defense. :clap:

I'm glad that I was able to snag my Special Teams coordinator before any of you guys took him. Bobby April was #1 on my priority list. I needed to lock him up before anyone else got a chance.

Canadian'eh!
05-02-2005, 10:34 AM
Uhh, well seeing how I am the only one on the front end overnights, I am the one who cashes the hotties out and gets to see the breasts and even pussy when they show it to me. So yeah i guess it does have something to do with it.

I love summer. :naughty:


i seriously have no idea whatyour job really is.

R. Rich
05-02-2005, 11:23 AM
Now back to my team....

Tom Modrak is the one who is going to help me build my team and also keep me under the cap. We are glad to have him aboard. We love our new Head Coach. Brad Childress is going to make a great head coach and he already has had developed a solid relationship with my starting QB, Donovan McNabb. Oh and Eric Mangini was a steal. He's going to be the next Romeo Crennel for my defense. :clap:

I'm glad that I was able to snag my Special Teams coordinator before any of you guys took him. Bobby April was #1 on my priority list. I needed to lock him up before anyone else got a chance.


I let Coach Ferentz bring his staff from Iowa w/ him. Being a successful collegiate coach, a former OL coach, and a former Belichick assistant (was his OL coach in Cleveland and also served in that capacity for the Ravens as well), we trust his judgment.

Michael82
05-02-2005, 11:29 AM
i seriously have no idea whatyour job really is.
I work at Wegmans. I'm the cashier and front end manager overnights. I'm also supposed to stock the candy at the registers and keep an eye on the people who go and in and out of the store.

Michael82
05-02-2005, 11:30 AM
I let Coach Ferentz bring his staff from Iowa w/ him. Being a successful collegiate coach, a former OL coach, and a former Belichick assistant (was his OL coach in Cleveland and also served in that capacity for the Ravens as well), we trust his judgment.
Interesting choice. Isn't that what Gregg did? Hired a whole bunch of College assistants. :rofl:

Canadian'eh!
05-14-2005, 04:25 PM
Canadian Radiation Kings

Owner/President: Canadian'eh!
Executive VP/GM: Ozzie Newsome
Head Coach: Bill Parcells
Offensive Coordinator: Don Matthews
Defensive Coordinator: Marvin Lewis
Special Teams Coordinator: Frank Gansz Jr.
O-Line Coach: "Mouse" McNally
QB coach: Alex Van Pelt
Waterboy: Adam Davidson
Head Cheerleader/Fluffer: J-Lo
Team Physician: Dr. Jack Kevorkian

Headquarters: 1 Canada Place - Montreal, QC
Stadium: Miami - Maple Leaf Stadium :down:
Fanbase: 80,000 highly dedicated Snowbirds who make the trip from Canada for every game/event. Former Fin fans who have seen the light and sworn an oath of loyalty.

tampabay25690
05-23-2005, 09:46 AM
Uhh, well seeing how I am the only one on the front end overnights, I am the one who cashes the hotties out and gets to see the breasts and even pussy when they show it to me. So yeah i guess it does have something to do with it.

I love summer. :naughty:

Mikey its summer to me everyday here in Florida.....

Michael82
05-23-2005, 10:07 AM
Mikey its summer to me everyday here in Florida.....
I love summer, but I hate the heat...I just enjoy the eye candy. :drool:

:naughty: