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lordofgun
05-03-2005, 10:55 PM
Winslow crash (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bikefrontflip.html)
ArcticWildMan
05-03-2005, 11:28 PM
What an idiot!!!!
Canadian'eh!
05-04-2005, 01:43 AM
way to stick that landing Kellen.
The Spaz
05-04-2005, 02:15 AM
What a ****ing idiot.
The Spaz
05-04-2005, 02:20 AM
Now that I look at the bike I don't think that's the bike or him. This is th epicture of the bike from ESPN.

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/CD10305022250.jpeg
Canadian'eh!
05-04-2005, 06:39 AM
Now that I look at the bike I don't think that's the bike or him. This is th epicture of the bike from ESPN.

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/CD10305022250.jpeg


I never thought it was him obviously.... I get the feeling they might have mentioned he was attempting forward flips of a 10 foot ramp. still funny though.
gobuffalo2007
05-04-2005, 06:44 AM
who the hell is Kellen?
OpIv37
05-04-2005, 07:53 AM
LOG was just joking, people, it's not Kellen Winslow. But the video is more proof of the infinite nature of human stupidity.
TigerJ
05-04-2005, 08:09 AM
LOG was just joking, people, it's not Kellen Winslow. But the video is more proof of the infinite nature of human stupidity.

Yeah, LOG was having fun. The report I heard is that Winslow was tossed off his bike when he hit a curb learning to ride in a parking lot.
lordofgun
05-04-2005, 08:43 AM
It's not real? :shocked:





:D
capitolneal
05-04-2005, 08:46 AM
that is f'in funny
THATHURMANATOR
05-04-2005, 08:53 AM
Wait that isn't Kellen?? Log you are such a card.
ExWNYer
05-04-2005, 11:28 AM
It's not real? :shocked:





:D

...then it must not be spectacular. :D:
Voltron
05-04-2005, 11:36 AM
I love the end


Idiot driving bike: "oooooowwwwwwww Left Leg"

Idiot asking dumb question from the side: "What do ya need buddy?"

Idiot driving bike: "ambulance!"
Mr. Cynical
05-04-2005, 05:20 PM
LOG was just joking, people, it's not Kellen Winslow. But the video is more proof of the infinite nature of human stupidity.
:rofl:
jamze132
05-04-2005, 08:57 PM
Kellen "Johnny Knoxville" Winslow?
TigerJ
05-04-2005, 09:17 PM
I hear on Colin Cowherd's show that Winslow was trying to ride one of Suzuki's hottest bikes with a learners permit. He had motorcyclists calling in to say anyone would be crazy to try and handle that bike without several years of experience riding motorcycles.
Canadian'eh!
05-04-2005, 09:29 PM
It's not real? :shocked:





:D



ROFL..... as funny as the orginal video was.... I think it's even funnier that some people really thought that was him.....
lynobx
05-05-2005, 08:44 AM
Is there a dumber human being on the planet than young Kellen?
lordofgun
05-05-2005, 09:15 AM
Is there a dumber human being on the planet than young Kellen?
I don't think so! Did you see him flip that motorcycle into the foam??
camelcowboy
05-05-2005, 10:11 AM
I don't think so! Did you see him flip that motorcycle into the foam??
:lmao: Thats epic
Big M
05-05-2005, 11:24 AM
It's just Darwin at work, thinning out the species.
SabreEleven
05-05-2005, 06:00 PM
Is there a dumber human being on the planet than young Kellen?

/you , cause he thought this video was really Winslow
The_Philster
05-05-2005, 06:00 PM
:lolpoint:
, cause he thought this video was really Winslow
SabreEleven
05-05-2005, 06:01 PM
:lolpoint:

I thought I edited that in time :mad: damn :funny:
The_Philster
05-05-2005, 06:03 PM
I thought I edited that in time :mad: damn :funny:

A split second quicker and you would've avoided getting caught :snicker2:
wchutalkinboutwillis
05-05-2005, 07:08 PM
wchutalkinboutwillis , cause he thought this video was really Winslow
Hey there, Gilbert. I love the completely unwarranted smack talk.
camelcowboy
05-05-2005, 11:57 PM
Hey there, Gilbert. I love the completely unwarranted smack talk.Yeah, the assjocky, says that i think it's Winslow too. I was laughing at the quote, but anyways. I love the creative name SabreEleven, How long did it take for you to count that high? Did you use a calculator, or did you have to take your socks off. Oh yeah, Sabre, you know the NHL isn't playing anymore right? Get lost you half whit!


http://www.comedycentral.com/images/tvshows/cy/puppets/special_ed_a3.jpg^SabreEleven :down:
wchutalkinboutwillis
05-06-2005, 08:57 AM
Yeah, the assjocky, says that i think it's Winslow too. I was laughing at the quote, but anyways. I love the creative name SabreEleven, How long did it take for you to count that high? Did you use a calculator, or did you have to take your socks off. Oh yeah, Sabre, you know the NHL isn't playing anymore right? Get lost you half whit!


http://www.comedycentral.com/images/tvshows/cy/puppets/special_ed_a3.jpg^SabreEleven :down:
Gilbert believes that each and every registered forum member think's it's Winslow. What a cyberspace prankster genius. Too bad he can't put a plausible sentence together. The Mexican comment shows his true intelligence. Que Onda Guero??
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 09:01 AM
Gilbert believes that each and every registered forum member think's it's Winslow. What a cyberspace prankster genius. Too bad he can't put a plausible sentence together. The Mexican comment shows his true intelligence. Que Onda Guero??
Thats great, thats what you get for putting wireless internet on the little yellow buses.
lordofgun
05-06-2005, 10:21 AM
Thats great, thats what you get for putting wireless internet on the little yellow buses.
They don't have that where I live. :(
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 10:28 AM
They don't have that where I live. :(
But they did put new helmets in the budget for you. Make sure you buckel it properly, don't pull a kellen.

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/tvshows/cy/puppets/special_ed_a3.jpg
lordofgun
05-06-2005, 10:30 AM
I always wear my helmet.

http://www.my3rdcoast.com/kelley/kelleypics/bike.jpg
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 10:39 AM
I always wear my helmet.

http://www.my3rdcoast.com/kelley/kelleypics/bike.jpg
LOL, I just pissed myself.:shortbus: :urock: :spit: :posrep:
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 10:45 AM
This is from www.profootballtalk.com (http://www.profootballtalk.com)




PFTALK PIC OF THE DAY


http://www.profootballtalk.com/scoot.jpg


What Evel Kellnievel wishes he had been riding.


thx j. colonna
wchutalkinboutwillis
05-06-2005, 11:01 AM
[QUOTE=camelcowboy]This is from www.profootballtalk.com (http://www.profootballtalk.com/)






PFTALKPIC OF THE DAY


http://www.profootballtalk.com/scoot.jpg


What Evel Kellnievel wishes he had been riding.




thx j. colonna



That's awesome. You need to put a bubble in there and have him say "Attention!!! I am a soldier!!!!"
DaBillzAhDaShiznit
05-06-2005, 12:08 PM
/you , cause he thought this video was really Winslow

Hey numbnuts, I didn't even have to look at the vid to know it was a fake. Who is the real dumbass of this group?

SURVEY SAYS......SabreEleven!!!
Bulldog
05-06-2005, 12:19 PM
Hey numbnuts, I didn't even have to look at the vid to know it was a fake. Who is the real dumbass of this group?

SURVEY SAYS......SabreEleven!!!

I love it when people get pissed at these things. :lmao:
wchutalkinboutwillis
05-06-2005, 12:42 PM
Yeah, the new guys get pissed while Gilbert is sitting in the back of the mini-yellow bus with a laptop. He's got a hockey helmet on his one-toothed oversized head, and he's laughing like a hyena.
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 12:56 PM
:hockey:
Hey numbnuts, I didn't even have to look at the vid to know it was a fake. Who is the real dumbass of this group?

SURVEY SAYS......SabreEleven!!!Guys he's not even worth writing about. While most guys have their Jollys to Jenna Jamison, Denise Richards, and the entire female cast of friends. This guy is in the bathroom looking at Rick Martin's rookie card. His idea of foreplay involves a hockey stick, helmet, and the movie slap shot.
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 01:00 PM
That's awesome. You need to put a bubble in there and have him say "Attention!!! I am a soldier!!!!"

It says on the side, "everything that a soulja needs" It would be great if the bike was camuflodged "forgive the spelling"
SabreEleven
05-06-2005, 02:01 PM
You guys were born last night.

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=71022
camelcowboy
05-06-2005, 02:07 PM
You guys were born last night.

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=71022

:goodpost: :bow: but i did mean every word i said!
juice
05-06-2005, 02:20 PM
juice , cause he thought this video was really WinslowAnd they say you West Coast Boys are a bunch of idiots.. You Surfer Dude/Hockey Pucks are sure a bright bunch.. Biotch.

The Bike that Winslow was riding was a '05 GSX-R 1000 which had an upgrade of Approx. 12 more HP over the '04 that was already considered the fastest of the 998 cc motorcycles made.

While it may not be the ideal bike to learn to ride on, it was probably KW's lack of riding ability that caused him to get injured more than the PWR of the Suzuki.. Unless they were drag-racing in the parking lot.

A 600cc motorcyle can reach speeds of over 150 MPH which is plenty of HP if you can't ride and are trying to kill yourself.. Winslow probably didn't know how to Downshift while braking and ran out of runway.

Happens all the time - just not to Multi-Millionaires two weeks before camp.

Winslow Crash~n~Burn.:blowup: