Good news for us! Possibly another RB off the market

[Mr. Miyagi]

Vikings' running back Onterrio Smith was detained at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport last month when a kit used to circumvent drug tests was discovered in his luggage, according to Wednesday's Star Tribune. Smith confessed to airport officials that the item is used "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report. However, the two-time violator of the league's substance abuse policy also claimed that he was taking the item to his cousin. If Smith is found guilty of a third violation, he would be suspended for the entire 2005 season.

http://www.fanball.com/fb/index.cfm

Henry's stock just went up a little more.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Why? The Vikings have 2 other Rbs.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Why? The Vikings have 2 other Rbs.

You're missing the point Thurm. Smith would be another possibillity of RB available for trade if a team needs an RB. If he's gone, there goes another competition.

[Dicknoze69]

Onterrio is a genius

[Mr. Miyagi]

That somehow reminds me of Austin Powers with his penis pump.

[Michael82]

What a ****ing moron! why would you bring that to the airport?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Among the items discovered in Smith's luggage was a $150 device called "The Original Whizzinator." You know, as in don't be fooled by imitation Whizzinators. The kit comes with a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap. Other items in Smith's possession were a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula," and several vials of white powder that were later determined to be dried urine.

http://www.fanball.com/fb/article.cfm/ID.3893

[camelcowboy]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3607846

Onterrio Smith caught with dried urine to beat drug test!!!!. Can anyone tell me what this moron scored on his Wondlic.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Merged.

[Jan Reimers]

Come on, the poor guy was just doing a favor for his cousin. No good deed ever goes unpunished.

[camelcowboy]

Merged.

Sorry man, Should of dug a little deeper before i posted.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Sorry man, Should of dug a little deeper before i posted.

NP. It's my job.

[camelcowboy]

Come on, the poor guy was just doing a favor for his cousin. No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Blame it on the relatives. Did this cousin force him to smoke the weed that got him suspended earlier?

[Mr. Miyagi]

No. Ricky Williams did.

[Jan Reimers]

Blame it on the relatives. Did this cousin force him to smoke the weed that got him suspended earlier?

No, he's just a victim of society, or parental neglect, or a deprived childhood. His problems certainly couldn't be his own fault, could they?