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Patrick76777 and Spongebob entertainment are proud to introduce the best new Buffalo Bills game on the market. It’s the Van Miller Drinking game. Simply turn down the TV sound, tune into Van and follow along on our handy dandy chart. We guarantee that by the end of the game, you will not know who won.
Van says “Unbelievable”, take 4 drinks
Van gives the wrong uniform number, 1 drink (we want the game to last)
Van calls a catch during an in completion, 1 drink
Van calls incomplete during a catch, 1 drink
Van calls a TD when it's clearly not, 6 drinks
Van calls an INT when it's not, 3 drinks
Van refers to a player that no longer plays for the Bills, 2 drinks
4 seconds of Dead air while the Murph waits, following a stupid Van comment so
as not to make Van look bad, 10 drinks
Van says 'drive start' - 1 drink (you'll get pounded on this one)
Van says "do you believe it" - 3 drinks
Van says "and it's a fumble" when it isn't - 4 drinks
Van gives the incorrect score - 2 drinks
Van refers to any team that no longer exists (Houston Oilers, LA Rams, Canton Bulldogs), 5 drinks
Van says "it has the distance" on a field goal that is short - 6 drinks
Van refers to Murph as "my little Korean friend" - 20 drinks
Van starts singing the Marv Levy 'Go Bills' song - entire 12 pack
Van says "and now the rain is really coming down" on a sunny fall day - 18
pack
Van keels over while in the booth - finish all the liquor in the house.
Van says “Unbelievable”, take 4 drinks
Van gives the wrong uniform number, 1 drink (we want the game to last)
Van calls a catch during an in completion, 1 drink
Van calls incomplete during a catch, 1 drink
Van calls a TD when it's clearly not, 6 drinks
Van calls an INT when it's not, 3 drinks
Van refers to a player that no longer plays for the Bills, 2 drinks
4 seconds of Dead air while the Murph waits, following a stupid Van comment so
as not to make Van look bad, 10 drinks
Van says 'drive start' - 1 drink (you'll get pounded on this one)
Van says "do you believe it" - 3 drinks
Van says "and it's a fumble" when it isn't - 4 drinks
Van gives the incorrect score - 2 drinks
Van refers to any team that no longer exists (Houston Oilers, LA Rams, Canton Bulldogs), 5 drinks
Van says "it has the distance" on a field goal that is short - 6 drinks
Van refers to Murph as "my little Korean friend" - 20 drinks
Van starts singing the Marv Levy 'Go Bills' song - entire 12 pack
Van says "and now the rain is really coming down" on a sunny fall day - 18
pack
Van keels over while in the booth - finish all the liquor in the house.
that only means that i have more room to continue drinking.
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