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lordofgun
08-22-2003, 01:41 PM
Lately, everytime I go to a gas station, I wait until the cashier gives me my change, then I stick my nose in the air at her and walk away.

It's funny how mad people get when you do that.

clumping platelets
08-22-2003, 01:41 PM
Stuck-up bee-otch :shakeno:

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
Stuck-up bee-otch :shakeno:

I know. That's why I stick my nose up at her.

clumping platelets
08-22-2003, 01:45 PM
I was referring to you. Why must you treat people like they are below you? :shakeno:

northernbillfan
08-22-2003, 01:46 PM
What's really fun when you are at the convienece store is to mess with the clerk.

If your total is $7.67 I alway give them $10 and 17 cents change. It always fries their brain trying to figur out that they have to give you $2.50 back.

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
I was referring to you. Why must you treat people like they are below you? :shakeno:

Because she IS below me. She works at a gas station for crying out loud.

clumping platelets
08-22-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by northernbillfan
What's really fun when you are at the convienece store is to mess with the clerk.

If your total is $7.67 I alway give them $10 and 17 cents change. It always fries their brain trying to figur out that they have to give you $2.50 back.


Makes the smoke alarms go off :chuckle:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by northernbillfan
What's really fun when you are at the convienece store is to mess with the clerk.

If your total is $7.67 I alway give them $10 and 17 cents change. It always fries their brain trying to figur out that they have to give you $2.50 back.


I usually give them random change that does not come out to anything even. That fries their brain even more.

northernbillfan
08-22-2003, 01:48 PM
Well who says you're all high and mighty. You are jjust a bad day at the guitar depot away from saying "Would you like fries with that?"

AG75
08-22-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


Because she IS below me. She works at a gas station for crying out loud.

So, you don't know what the circumstances are in her life, why she is there. Not only that, she is not below you, she is a person, just like you who should be treated like one regardless of her job. At least she HAS a job.

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by AG75
So, you don't know what the circumstances are in her life, why she is there. Not only that, she is not below you, she is a person, just like you who should be treated like one regardless of her job. At least she HAS a job.

True, but I'm still much better than her.

AG75
08-22-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


True, but I'm still much better than her.

Im not to sure about that :shakeno: :couch:

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by AG75
Im not to sure about that

Rest assured, it's true.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by AG75
So, you don't know what the circumstances are in her life, why she is there. Not only that, she is not below you, she is a person, just like you who should be treated like one regardless of her job. At least she HAS a job.

Absolutely right! You should take it easy on her log. There could be a very good reason why she is beneath you.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:01 PM
So, just out of curiosity, do you guys view people who do not go to college and get a degree beneath you?

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
Absolutely right! You should take it easy on her log. There could be a very good reason why she is beneath you.

Excellent point. I never thought of it like that. She's so obviously beneath me that I don't need to point it out. Thanks, man.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Excellent point. I never thought of it like that. She's so obviously beneath me that I don't need to point it out. Thanks, man.

Right! You are a good man.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by AG75
So, just out of curiosity, do you guys view people who do not go to college and get a degree beneath you?


It depends.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone



It depends.

How so?

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by AG75
So, just out of curiosity, do you guys view people who do not go to college and get a degree beneath you?

No, only gas station cashiers.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by AG75
How so?

Various factors.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


No, only gas station cashiers.

How do you treat waitresses? Nevermind, I probably don't want to know!

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone


Various factors.

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Earthquake Enyart
08-22-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by AG75
So, you don't know what the circumstances are in her life, why she is there. Not only that, she is not below you, she is a person, just like you who should be treated like one regardless of her job. At least she HAS a job.

So which gas station do you work at Aimee?

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by AG75
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If I can tell someone to do something, and they have to do it, they are beneath me. Like go pump my gas, go get my food, etc.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart


So which gas station do you work at Aimee?

HA...HA...HA!

.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone


If I can tell someone to do something, and they have to do it, they are beneath me. Like go pump my gas, go get my food, etc.

Yeah so, that applies in many fields. I have worked in retail, and I was once a waitress, we have more power than you think. Think about it the next time your bossing your waitress around, because they can do anything, like spit in your food.

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by AG75
How do you treat waitresses? Nevermind, I probably don't want to know!

Depends how fast they bring my pepsi refills. :up:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by AG75
Yeah so, that applies in many fields. I have worked in retail, and I was once a waitress, we have more power than you think. Think about it the next time your bossing your waitress around, because they can do anything, like spit in your food.

I usually wait for my food to come first.

Retail is the best. They are by far the lowest. I once told a shoe salesman that "I love the shoes, but your presentation sucks, I think I'll go elsewhere" after trying on about 20 pairs of shoes that I never intended on buying. Just to stick it to a lower guy!

yle
08-22-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Depends how fast they bring my pepsi refills. :up:
And how receptive they are to a little "pat on the back"

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


Depends how fast they bring my pepsi refills. :up:

Just remember, waitresses have more power than you realize. Not that I ever did anything evil when I waitressed. :ontome:

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by yledust

And how receptive they are to a little "pat on the back"

:chair:

clumping platelets
08-22-2003, 02:23 PM
Tip is proportional to cleavage :up:

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 02:24 PM
I've been known to tip up to 40% of half the bill! :up:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by AG75
Just remember, waitresses have more power than you realize. Not that I ever did anything evil when I waitressed. :ontome:


Waitresses get food. Yeah, what power.

Earthquake Enyart
08-22-2003, 02:25 PM
I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.

I'm a good tipper. :$:

yle
08-22-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by AG75
:chair:
No tip for you then!

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
Tip is proportional to cleavage :up:

:chair:

Well in that case I would be rich. Heh, can't believe I just said that here!!

clumping platelets
08-22-2003, 02:26 PM
A little saliva never hurt anyone :shakeno:

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I've been known to tip up to 40% of half the bill! :up:

Okay, maybe your not so horrible afterall :5:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:27 PM
I usually stiff ugly waitresses - just to let them know how ugly they are.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by yledust

No tip for you then!

That's what you molester's get...a good whipping :whip:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:29 PM
I sometimes crumble up the tip money and throw it in their face on my way out. They have to then "lower" themselves to pick up their chump change.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I have the utmost respect for women who bring me beer and food. Professional or amateur.

I'm a good tipper. :$:

Your :fabulous:

Actually, im a good tipper too. I was there once, I know all about it. A waitress would have to be very, very, very bad and rude too to not get a good tip from me. That does not happen often.

R. Rich
08-22-2003, 02:30 PM
I tip depending on the service. When my wife and I go out, we start with a figure (either a percentage or a dollar amount) and the service we receive dictates whether or not the person gets that amount or how much they lose because of bad service. I think that's fair.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 02:31 PM
I offer this tip to waitresses. "You're going to be a loser forever if you don't get a real job."

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
A little saliva never hurt anyone :shakeno:

Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food :couch:

yle
08-22-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by AG75
Saliva is usually the least harmful thing I have seen done to food :couch:
I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.

AG75
08-22-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by yledust

I thought that burger tasted a little fishy.

:chuckle:

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Ever notice how poor people smell terrible?

I try not to notice them. But yeah, they usually smell bad.

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 03:33 PM
Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster. :up:

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Another thing I try to do at gas stations is accidentally spill some of my fountain drink. Cleaning up the mess will just help their day go by faster. :up:

When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

AG75
08-22-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone


When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

A POWER BAR???? :puke:


Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.

lordofgun
08-22-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone
When I buy a power bar or something, I throw the wrapper on the floor. I don't actually throw it, I dangle it until they notice and then drop it. And then give them a sarcastic "whoops".

You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by AG75
A POWER BAR???? :puke:


Naasssssttyyyy. Those things taste like rubber. Ugh ugh ugh. If your gonna eat some kind of health bar, eat a Pria.

I eat it for power, not taste.

LtBillsFan66
08-22-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
You should accidentally drop some crumbs as well.

Oh I do.

I also dumb the any wrappers and garbage that I stick in my ashtray on the counter and ask "what do you think about that?" That drives them nuts.

AG75
08-22-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by billsfanone


I eat it for power, not taste.

Oh dear, maybe they are genuises afterall in the "marketing" dept. :snicker:

The_Philster
08-22-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by AG75
:chair:

Well in that case I would be rich. Heh, can't believe I just said that here!!

:pant:

BillsFever
08-22-2003, 04:29 PM
Sounds like there are a bunch of stuck up *****s here :rolleyes:

RedEyE
08-22-2003, 04:31 PM
Red Neck Bigots

The_Philster
08-22-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by BillsFever
Sounds like there are a bunch of stuck up *****s here :rolleyes:

No doubt. I think every kid should be forced to work in food service or something similar when they are in high school just to learn to treat people with respect.

Earthquake Enyart
08-22-2003, 04:41 PM
My first job was at the Angola rest area on the Thruway.

:puke:

The Natrix
08-22-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by AG75


Yeah so, that applies in many fields. I have worked in retail, and I was once a waitress, we have more power than you think. Think about it the next time your bossing your waitress around, because they can do anything, like spit in your food.

If she is hot, I don't care if she spits in my food. In fact, I encourage it.

lordofgun
06-02-2005, 02:46 PM
I totally ignored a Wal Mart worker today! She said have a nice day and I just pretended not to hear her. It's nicer than rolling your eyes or spitting at them.

EricStratton
06-02-2005, 02:47 PM
I totally ignored a Wal Mart worker today! She said have a nice day and I just pretended not to hear her. It's nicer than rolling your eyes or spitting at them.


She was already looking down at you for shopping at WalMart.

lordofgun
06-02-2005, 02:49 PM
She was already looking down at you for shopping at WalMart.
Right. A lady who practically lives at Wal Mart was looking down on me for shopping there. :rolleyes:

lordofgun
06-02-2005, 02:51 PM
Sometimes when the cashiers at Wal Mart try to start a friendly conversation, and then tell me my total, I pretend to be nice, then I jokingly say that my total is more than they make in a week.

The weird thing is that they don't even usually realize it's an insult. :chuckle:

Iehoshua
06-02-2005, 03:07 PM
Best thread. Ever.

:rofl: