Warren Sapp

[Kolbiss]

I know this has nothing to do with the Bills, but Kris Jenkins of the Panthers could not have described Warren Sapp any better....


"I hate him," Jenkins said. "Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all. But I hate him. He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Sorry, but that is priceless. It's about time someone called that has been out!!!

[BuffaloRanger]

That is awesome!

[Italian Stallion]

that is a thing of beauty......he's an awful person, ever since the minute he was drafted out of the U

[Mr. Miyagi]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

[Italian Stallion]

hahaha PUT A JERSEY ON.....PUT A JERSEY ON MIYAGI!!!

[mysticsoto]

I feel the same way about mysticsoto .

I hate mysticsoto . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too. :shocked: ... :scared: ... :teary: ... :cry:

[tampabay25690]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

This guys is pretty funny huh....What is that suppose to mean....

[Mr. Miyagi]

hahaha PUT A JERSEY ON.....PUT A JERSEY ON MIYAGI!!!


:shocked: ... :scared: ... :teary: ... :cry:


This guys is pretty funny huh....What is that suppose to mean....
:snicker:

Let's go /you !!! :box:

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

I feel the same way about Mrs. Miyagi .

I hate Mrs. Miyagi . She talks too much. She doesn't make any sense. She's fat. She's sloppy. She acts like she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's ugly. She stinks. Her mouth stinks. Her breath stinks and basically, her soul stinks, too.


That isn't a very nice thing to say about your bride.

[Kolbiss]

:snicker:

Let's go /you !!! :box:


:duel:
You dont want this!!! :nono:

[tampabay25690]

:snicker:

Let's go /you !!! :box:


That would be fun.....Let me know wherever you want to meet!!!

[ExWNYer]

I know this has nothing to do with the Bills, but Kris Jenkins of the Panthers could not have described Warren Sapp any better....


"I hate him," Jenkins said. "Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all. But I hate him. He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Sorry, but that is priceless. It's about time someone called that has been out!!!

Jenkins needs to quit holding back and tell us how he really feels! :lmao:

[mayotm]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Who the hell are you? I've posted about 30 times. What could I have possibly stated to aggravate you so much? Perhaps I'm missing the joke, if not piss off!

[Mr. Miyagi]

:duel:
You dont want this!!! :nono:


That would be fun.....Let me know wherever you want to meet!!!
Don't you guys worry for me. I'll kick /you 's ass in 3 seconds flat. :sumo:

[tampabay25690]

Jenkins needs to quit holding back and tell us how he really feels! :lmao:

Warren Sapp is probably one of the worst athletes (personality) in the NFL, I met him the year I moved to Tampa and he was the most unpleasant athlete I ever met....

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Who the hell are you? I've posted about 30 times. What could I have possibly stated to aggravate you so much? Perhaps I'm missing the joke, if not piss off!


Relax man, one of the jokes around here is to use an / - you and that would put your name in that space. When I read it it would have said the same thing but with my user name in the space. Now go take a shower, you stink.

[tampabay25690]

Don't you guys worry for me. I'll kick /you 's ass in 3 seconds flat. :sumo:

Thats a good one :goodpost:

[tampabay25690]

Relax man, one of the jokes around here is to use an / - you and that would put your name in that space. When I read it it would have said the same thing but with my user name in the space. Now go take a shower, you stink.

Im laughing pretty good now too, in the begining I took it personal....But now its funny as hell cause he has know idea who I really am......But it is a good 1 :dishes:

[mayotm]

Relax man, one of the jokes around here is to use an / - you and that would put your name in that space. When I read it it would have said the same thing but with my user name in the space. Now go take a shower, you stink.

That's why I stated that I may have been missing the joke. Thanks for the clarifcation. No offense taken.

[Kolbiss]

Don't you guys worry for me. I'll kick /you 's ass in 3 seconds flat. :sumo:

:stick:........ :stretcher

[mayotm]

Don't you guys worry for me. I'll kick /you 's ass in 3 seconds flat. :sumo:

Bring it on, Cheese Head!

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

That's why I stated that I may have been missing the joke. Thanks for the clarifcation. No offense taken.

:shake:

[Mr. Miyagi]

That's why I stated that I may have been missing the joke. Thanks for the clarifcation. No offense taken.
LOL Chill :peace:

I was just taking advantage of you newbies :snicker:

[mayotm]

LOL Chill :peace:

I was just taking advantage of you newbies :snicker:
I've been a member for years, just mostly a lurker and not a poster. Been posting a little recently.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Im laughing pretty good now too, in the begining I took it personal....But now its funny as hell cause he has know idea who I really am......But it is a good 1 :dishes:
:rofl: Bring it on /you !!!

:D

[Mr. Miyagi]

:rofl: Bring it on Mr. Miyagi !!!

:D
The funny thing is, this (above) is how I see it. It almost doesn't make any sense. :)

[Kolbiss]

:rofl: Bring it on /you !!!

:D

Sooo......are you saying that anyone who reads this sees there name???

[Kolbiss]

The funny thing is, this (above) is how I see it. It almost doesn't make any sense. :)


:lmao:

[Kolbiss]

Sooo......are you saying that anyone who reads this sees there name???

I thought I was special........ :crap:

[tampabay25690]

I've been a member for years, just mostly a lurker and not a poster. Been posting a little recently.

Its cool man, me and you will drive form Florida and woop some cheese head A**!!!!!

[CajunBillsBacker]

bwahaha, that's hilarious! At first i'm like WTF!!

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Don't worry Kolbiss, you are special.

[mayotm]

bwahaha, that's hilarious! At first i'm like WTF!!

Really. I came out to do some lurking at lunch and somebody's bad mouthing me. I didn't know what was going on.

[Kolbiss]

Don't worry Kolbiss, you are special.

everyone tells me that as they are looking at me with pity...why is that?? :drool2:

[Bulldog]

everyone tells me that as they are looking at me with pity...why is that?? :drool2:

Go put your helmet on! Yaaaaaaaaa!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Sooo......are you saying that anyone who reads this sees there name???
Yes. :D


Really. I came out to do some lurking at lunch and somebody's bad mouthing me. I didn't know what was going on.
:rofl: That's why it's a cool trick. I got you lurkers, like /you , to post though didn't I? :D

[wbat27]

First of all I don't even know yall, i rarely have time to post. I would love to join your arguments but I have to much going on to spend time playing on the computer. If it must be broughten, I will find time to bang because an little argument never hurt nobody. Who is the miyagi Quit being haters you don't know me I fly like a butterfly but sting like a bee, all i need is 2 seconds flat ha ha ha.......

[Kolbiss]

Go put your helmet on! Yaaaaaaaaa!


WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY HELMET!! :hockey:

[Mr. Miyagi]

First of all I don't even know yall, i rarely have time to post. I would love to join your arguments but I have to much going on to spend time playing on the computer. If it must be broughten, I will find time to bang because an little argument never hurt nobody. Who is the miyagi Quit being haters you don't know me I fly like a butterfly but sting like a bee, all i need is 2 seconds flat ha ha ha.......
:snicker:

[ShadowHawk7]

:wtf:

Lol, how do you do that? PM me Miyagi!

[wbat27]

I just caught on, That is cool iwas like who's calling me out. awsome post I got punked

[Mr. Miyagi]

I just caught on, That is cool iwas like who's calling me out. awsome post I got punked
LOL nice seeing you post wbat. :up:

[Mr. Miyagi]

:wtf:

Lol, how do you do that? PM me Miyagi!
Read the entire thread.

[Spielmanrules54]

"Seems like there's been some awfully large talk behind me sleeping back"

- Alex from A Clockwork Orange

[Mr. Miyagi]

"Seems like there's been some awfully large talk behind me sleeping back"

- Alex from A Clockwork Orange
Wow /you really fell for it didn't he? :snicker2:

[Jan Reimers]

Sapp's breath is probably more effective in getting past O linemen than his up-and-under or swim moves.

[juice]

I feel the same way about juice .

I hate juice . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.I feel the same about orientals as the people with the 49er organization MM.:sumo:

[madness]

I think /you could kick MM's :moon: anyday!

[Mr. Miyagi]

I feel the same about orientals as the people with the 49er organization MM.:sumo:
I just saw that last night. Actually I laughed right along. That guy was good. :rofl:

"Me Suck! My whole family Suck!" :laughter:

[Kolbiss]

I think /you could kick MM's :moon: anyday!

Miyagi couldnt stop the crane kick.....NO ONE CAN!!!

:flex:

[juice]

I just saw that last night. Actually I laughed right along. That guy was good. :rofl:

"Me Suck! My whole family Suck!" :laughter:I have not seen it yet but it sounds like it's causing a PR nightmare in SF.. someone needs to post a link.:up:

[bills_7]

WTF.... LOL

[Mr. Miyagi]

I have not seen it yet but it sounds like it's causing a PR nightmare in SF.. someone needs to post a link.:up:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/01/MNNINRSXCRPTS.TMP&type=universalnewads

Even I wasn't offended. It's actually very very tame, especially considering it's intended for internal viewing. People are making such a big damn deal about it. :down:

[Cntrygal]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

would've been more believable if you could have changed the gender too. :D


Who the hell are you? I've posted about 30 times. What could I have possibly stated to aggravate you so much? Perhaps I'm missing the joke, if not piss off!

Feel free to :club: MM. :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

would've been more believable if you could have changed the gender too. :D

I was going for the majority. :up:

[Spiderweb]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

????? Ouch, where did that come from?

Pretty slick trick. Got me.

[Mr. Miyagi]

????? Ouch, where did that come from?
:rofl: Ask yourself. ;)

[don137]

LOL Miyagi...I remember when LOG did that for April Fool's Day a couple years ago and I like about 20 others fell for it...
Anyways, I talked to Jenkins at Panthers training camp last year for a little bit...He seemed like a very good guy...He was making fun of Jake Delhomme (one of those offense vs. defense good natured rivalries). The Panthers players hate Sapp, which I agree, is a arrogant SOB that thinks he is better than everyone else. He is one of those guys you hate seeing getting a super bowl ring.

[Mr. Miyagi]

You talked to Jenkins? Are you in the business? :huh:

[Spiderweb]

:rofl: Ask yourself. ;)
got it now...again, pretty slick. Got me and at least one vocal "other" member...LOL

[don137]

You talked to Jenkins? Are you in the business? :huh:
No, I work at a bank in Charlotte. I took my two boys to the Panthers training camp last year. After practice, he stopped right next to me on his way back to the locker to sign a few autographs and we just talked for a minute. Jake Delhomme was a few feet away signing and he was ripping on Delhomme to me in a good natured way.

I have to admit Jake Delhomme impressed the heck out of me. Every practice he goes down the rope that separates players from fans and signs. He is probably the easiest autograph to get on the team. How many teams can say there starting QB is the easiest autograph to get?

[bigbub2352]

wow i didn't know i struck such a nerve with my TH comments, sorry i took so long to respond i was to busy running one of my two businesses, i will try to be on point next time for u mr. miyagi

[Mr. Miyagi]

wow i didn't know i struck such a nerve with my TH comments, sorry i took so long to respond i was to busy running one of my two businesses, i will try to be on point next time for u mr. miyagi
What TH comments? :snicker:

[camelcowboy]

LOL Chill :peace:

I was just taking advantage of you newbies :snicker:
I know the joke but ill take you on Mr M.

[pleasesavedrew]

There is not a more overrated player in the NFL. He was never that good. Why does he get so much attention.

[camelcowboy]

There is not a more overrated player in the NFL. He was never that good. Why does he get so much attention.
Because he's a jerk.

Charles Woodson is as overrated.

[chevyjayce]

I feel the same way about chevyjayce .

I hate chevyjayce . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.
Coming from a guy that livin with the pigs? Okay, I got ya.

[ryjam282]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Anytime, anywhere old man....:oj:


Yes. :D


:rofl: That's why it's a cool trick. I got you lurkers, like /you , to post though didn't I? :D


How am I a lurker? I have been around here a long time.

[camelcowboy]

Anytime, anywhere old man....:oj:




How am I a lurker? I have been around here a long time.Quick someone has written the word gulable all over your forehead!

[ryjam282]

I think /you could kick MM's :moon: anyday!


I know I could, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

[ryjam282]

I really wish I knew what I was missing here.....Paint away please....

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

ryjam, you are falling for one of the oldest tricks in the books!!!!!

[ryjam282]

I gotta tell you, being a fan of the U, there has really only been about 3 players that I just cannot stand.

Michael Irvin
Kellen Winslow II
and Warren Sapp. What the hell has he done? Nothing, he is worthless and just runs his big bellied mouth. He needs to shut the hell up already.

[Michael82]

Quick someone has written the word gulable all over your forehead!
:lmao:

[ryjam282]

ryjam, you are falling for one of the oldest tricks in the books!!!!!


I must have missed that book.....Oh well.

[camelcowboy]

ryjam282 (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=875)<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_1037079", true); </SCRIPT>
Offical Billszone Starting QB

Judging from you last 4 post maybe you should read the play book. Or wait you must be the Billy Joe Holbert of the zone

[ryjam282]

ryjam282 (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=875)<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_1037079", true); </SCRIPT>
Offical Billszone Starting QB

Judging from you last 4 post maybe you should read the play book. Or wait you must be the Billy Joe Holbert of the zone


:rofl:

I guess I did walk right into that one.

[Michael82]

ryjam282 (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=875)<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_1037079", true); </SCRIPT>
Offical Billszone Starting QB

Judging from you last 4 post maybe you should read the play book. Or wait you must be the Billy Joe Holbert of the zone
:lmao:

[Kolbiss]

:rofl:

I guess I did walk right into that one.

Dont worry bro, I got owned big time to!! :crap:

[Hamilton Billsfan]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.
:bf1: :bf1: :bf1:

[Kolbiss]

I really do feel this way about feelthepain!!!
:xtreme: :jam: :squish: :punk:

[jmb1099]

Oh this ought to end well...lol

[mysticsoto]

Don't you guys worry for me. I'll kick mysticsoto 's ass in 3 seconds flat. :sumo:
In the immortal words of the Russian from Rocky V...

"I vill breckkk you..." :bringit:

[Bill Brasky]

that is the sweetest thing i've seen all day... his soul stinks too, hahaha, classic

[tampabay25690]

I think /you could kick MM's :moon: anyday!

IT Wuld be easy and thats a guarantee.....

[ebill00]

I haven't had a chance to log on lately, but imagine my suprise that I get to kick MM's @$S. I would be so happy to that I would do it in way under 3 seconds!!

[gr8slayer]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.
haha, How do you know so much about me?

[Michael82]

I haven't had a chance to log on lately, but imagine my suprise that I get to kick MM's @$S. I would be so happy to that I would do it in way under 3 seconds!!
:rofl:

[ebill00]

You guys are way to funny! I may be fat, sloppy, and ugly, but my breath is minty fresh!

[Bert102176]

Mr. Miyagi kiss my ass and anytime come on down to Wellsville I'm about an hour and 40 minutes south east of Buffalo, and bring it on :monkeyp: Mr. Miyagi

[frank74]

that was classic!

[BBUnit1974]

I feel the same way about BBUnit1974 .

I hate BBUnit1974 . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.
ARE YOU SURE MIYAKI?
MAYBE YOU ARE ARE STINKER MIYAKI MAYBE YOU ARE A FAT CHINESE MAN?
ARE YOU SICK MAN?

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

I think there have been more people falling for this than any other prank in BZ history.

[Hamilton Billsfan]

5 full pages now! this is priceless......ROTGLMAOF

[The_Philster]

I think there have been more people falling for this than any other prank in BZ history.

The funniest thing about it is...when people fell for it in the past...you didn't understand how it was done unless you were a mod or admin...now anyone can see how it's done and they're still falling for it :rofl:

[thebuffalobills4]

I know this has nothing to do with the Bills, but Kris Jenkins of the Panthers could not have described Warren Sapp any better....


"I hate him," Jenkins said. "Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all. But I hate him. He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Sorry, but that is priceless. It's about time someone called that has been out!!!
sapp got :shutit: knock the fu#k out!

[buffaloted90]

pretty funny guys almost had me there

[jpdex12]

:snicker:

Let's go jpdex12 !!! :box:Holy ****! This happened two days ago and I'm just finding it??? Where have I been? As Miyagi suggests...maybe at the stink breath mout doctor's office.

Well...here it goes.

What the hell am I supposed to say about something as stupid as this?
1. where do you get Mr. Miyagi from?
2. do you like white rice or pork fried?
3. do you crave slit from some young yellow girl?
4. do you make eye glasses from antique 1960's Coke bottles?
5. can you trim Bonsai trees?
6. do people mistake your eyes as quarter slots?
7. has anyone ever mistaken you for a step stool?
8. have you ever worn a musical symbol as a hat?
9. did Woody Allen marry your daughter?
10. why do you make American white boys do your chores?
11. do you secretly crave Danielson?
12. is your favorite team really the Nagasaki Nutlickers?

What did you do, draw my name from a hat?
I just gave you twelve shots of medicine for jpdex12!:duel::chuk:

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Holy ****! This happened two days ago and I'm just finding it??? Where have I been? As Miyagi suggests...maybe at the stink breath mout doctor's office.

Well...here it goes.

What the hell am I supposed to say about something as stupid as this?
1. where do you get Mr. Miyagi from?
2. do you like white rice or pork fried?
3. do you crave slit from some young yellow girl?
4. do you make eye glasses from antique 1960's Coke bottles?
5. can you trim Bonsai trees?
6. do people mistake your eyes as quarter slots?
7. has anyone ever mistaken you for a step stool?
8. have you ever worn a musical symbol as a hat?
9. did Woody Allen marry your daughter?
10. why do you make American white boys do your chores?
11. do you secretly crave Danielson?
12. is your favorite team really the Nagasaki Nutlickers?

What did you do, draw my name from a hat?
I just gave you twelve shots of medicine for jpdex12!:duel::chuk:


Damn, this one has really fallen for it.

[That Guy]

Holy ****! This happened two days ago and I'm just finding it??? Where have I been? As Miyagi suggests...maybe at the stink breath mout doctor's office.

Well...here it goes.

What the hell am I supposed to say about something as stupid as this?
1. where do you get Mr. Miyagi from?
2. do you like white rice or pork fried?
3. do you crave slit from some young yellow girl?
4. do you make eye glasses from antique 1960's Coke bottles?
5. can you trim Bonsai trees?
6. do people mistake your eyes as quarter slots?
7. has anyone ever mistaken you for a step stool?
8. have you ever worn a musical symbol as a hat?
9. did Woody Allen marry your daughter?
10. why do you make American white boys do your chores?
11. do you secretly crave Danielson?
12. is your favorite team really the Nagasaki Nutlickers?

What did you do, draw my name from a hat?
I just gave you twelve shots of medicine for jpdex12!:duel::chuk:
:posrep: for Miyagi


I have a question:
1) How do you get random people to post who have never posted before?

Ans: Talk about /you 's mother

[Devin]

In the immortal words of the Russian from Rocky V...

"I vill breckkk you..." :bringit:

The Russian was in Rocky IV

:attn:

[tampabay25690]

:posrep: for Miyagi


I have a question:
1) How do you get random people to post who have never posted before?

Ans: Talk about /you 's mother

Thanks for bringing my mom into this, even know she isnt alive.....

[jpdex12]

Thanks for bringing my mom into this, even know she isnt alive.....
You boys are odd! I have been used in another such sham. I knew it was bogus, but can't a guy have some fun?

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

You boys are odd! I have been used in another such sham. I knew it was bogus, but can't a guy have some fun?
:idunno:

[mysticsoto]

The Russian was in Rocky IV

:attn:
You're right. With so many Rockys, I lose track. I'm waiting for Rocky X, Rocky fights w/colon cancer!

[ebill00]

It was all fun and games until you brought my mom into it. FYI my mom passed away in 1990 from cancer. I know you're just having fun, but please don't shoot blindly at people you don't know. Not funny.

[jpdex12]

:idunno:
:hitself:

[tampabay25690]

You boys are odd! I have been used in another such sham. I knew it was bogus, but can't a guy have some fun?

Yea but WHAT such loser besides Miyagi guy would even start a post like that... To be honest yea its funny now but I GUESS he doesnt have anything better to do. Lets just get rid of the post now and be done with it. I am so sick in tired of seeing it when I log onto billszone....

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Yea but WHAT such loser besides Miyagi guy would even start a post like that... To be honest yea its funny now but I GUESS he doesnt have anything better to do. Lets just get rid of the post now and be done with it. I am so sick in tired of seeing it when I log onto billszone....

I-T W-A-S A J-O-K-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ligten' up Francis, he didn't single anyone out.

[ExWNYer]

Relax man, one of the jokes around here is to use an / - you and that would put your name in that space. When I read it it would have said the same thing but with my user name in the space. Now go take a shower, you stink.


It was all fun and games until you brought my mom into it. FYI my mom passed away in 1990 from cancer. I know you're just having fun, but please don't shoot blindly at people you don't know. Not funny.

"ebill00"..."That Guy" was not bringing your mom into it. Check out "TheGhostofJimKelly"s post (on page1) to "mayotm" who fell for the gag, as well. It's simply a trick. Anyone who read "That Guy"s post would have seen his or her own user name. For example, I saw it as "ExWNYer's mom", not "ebill00's mom". Don't take it personally, it was not aimed at you. Sorry for your loss.

[DaBillzAhDaShiznit]

People.....you really need to learn to a) use your heads--why would a total stranger whom you have never offended rip you on a message board or talk smack about your mother if it wasn't a joke? b) read the post from the beginning if you find yourself confused. When I read this on Friday, I got a fired up at first...until I kept reading and figured it out.

You have to admit it is pretty funny. So stop taking the estrogen pills and have fun.

[Kolbiss]

This has to end up as a classic thread!!! :lmao:

Mr. Miyagi :bow:

[kbeath]

JUST GOT IN SORRY FELLAS THE GLOVES ARE OFF HAHAHAHA

[Mr. Miyagi]

JUST GOT IN SORRY FELLAS THE GLOVES ARE OFF HAHAHAHA
:rofl: Nice to see you post kbeath the Marine. :up:

[Mr. Miyagi]

This has to end up as a classic thread!!! :lmao:

Mr. Miyagi :bow:
:bravo:

[Spielmanrules54]

Quite the ruckus you started here Miyagi... thanks for making me a part of it... I feel the love!

[Mr. Miyagi]

:up:

[praedld]

after a long seach for the elusive woodlands bison I have returned . Of course my skinny ass is hard to kick. How could you have ever traded Lamonica? And if you folks bring up the Hadl trade .images/icons/icon7.gif

[praedld]

great thread, but about my breath?, just what bar did we meet in?

[Themole]

I feel the same way about /you .

I hate /you . He talks too much. He doesn't make any sense. He's fat. He's sloppy. He acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly. He stinks. His mouth stinks. His breath stinks and basically, his soul stinks, too.

Godfrey Daniels Miyagi! If I posted anymore than I do I wouldn't be living up to my name and would be considered a spammer. Now would I?

Seriously...That was funny and I was a bit surprised at seeing my name get the smoke wrench put on it. I like your humor. I'm not of your flock and only check in from time to time to see what you Bills are up to.

This is ME.

MEAN TALKIN' BLUES

I'm the meanest man that ever had a brain,
All I scatter is aches and pains.
I'm carbolic acid, and a poison face,
And I stand flat-footed in favor of crime and disgrace.
If I ever done a good deed -- I'm sorry of it.

I'm mean in the East, mean in the West,
Mean to the people that I like the best.
I go around a-causin' lot of accidents,
And I push folks down, and I cause train wrecks.
I'm a big disaster -- just goin' somewheres to happen.
I'm an organized famine -- studyin' now I can be a little bit meaner.
I'm still a whole lot too good to suit myself -- just mean...

I ride around on the subway trains,
Laughin' at the tight shoes dealin' you pain.
And I laugh when the car shakes from side to side,
I laugh my loudest when other people cry.
Can't help it -- I was born good, I guess,
Just like you or anybody else ---
But then I... just turned off mean..

I hate ev'rybody don't think like me,
And I'd rather see you dead than I'd ever see you free.
Rather see you starved to death
Than see you at work --
And I'm readin' all the books I can
To learn how to hurt --
Deal misery -- spread diseases,
Keep you without no vote,
Keep you without no union.

Well, I hurt when I see you gettin' 'long so well,
I'd ten times rather see you in the fires of hell.
I can't stand to fixed... see you there all fixed up in that house so nice,
I'd rather keep you in that rotten hole, with the bugs and the lice,
And the roaches, and the turnamights,
And the sand fleas, and the tater bugs,
And the grub worms, and the stingarees,
And the vinegarones, and the trazzlers,
And the spiders, childs of the earth,
The ticks and the blow-flies --
These is all of my little angels
That go 'round helpin' me do the best parts of my meanness.
And mosquiters...

Well, I used to be a pretty fair organized feller,
Till I turned a scab and then I turned off yeller,
Fought ev'ry union with teeth and toenail,
And I sprouted a six-inch stinger right in the middle of the tail,
And I growed horns...
And then I cut 'em off, I wanted to fool you.
I hated union ever'where,
'Cause God likes unions
And I hate God!

Well, if I can get the fat to hatin' the lean
That'd tickle me more than anything I've seen,
Then get the colors to fightin' one another,
And friend against friend, and brother... and sister against brother,
That'll be just stiff.
Everybody's brains a-boilin' in turpentine,
And their teeth fallin' out all up and down the streets,
That'll just suit me fine.
'Cause I hate ever'thing that's union,
And I hate ever'thing that's organized,
And I hate ever'thing that's planned,
And I love to hate and I hate to love!
I'm mean, I'm just mean...

Woody Guthrie


You sure you want some of this? :respect: :D:

[jpdex12]

:bravo:
It was funny. Who cares.

[Mr. Miyagi]

You sure you want some of this? :respect: :D:
YES! We want you posting Themole!!! :up:

[billsburgh]

I think /you could kick MM's :moon: anyday!
no doubt about it! :chair: