Walking down the street earlier today and

[Forward_Lateral]

Some lady starts screaming at me in some language I didn't understand. I just kept walking past her, but she persisted in screaming at me and followed me, very closely. I could feel her almost right on my back, so I impulsively did something that was both stupid, and hilarious at the same time. I noticed that she was wearing sandals, so I came to a sudden stop, and when I felt her bump into me, I dropped my cigarette on her foot, then stepped on it. Her reaction was priceless.

[Canadian'eh!]

:1:

[Dora The Explorer]

You are really bad. Why would she be screaming at you?

[OpIv37]

You are really bad. Why would she be screaming at you?

because foreign people suck.

[Dora The Explorer]

because foreign people suck.
:lmao:

[Fat Tony]

Probably lost her shirt betting on Costa Rica today

[Dora The Explorer]

Probably lost her shirt betting on Costa Rica today
:lmao: Or maybe F_L sharted.

[camelcowboy]

Some lady starts screaming at me in some language I didn't understand. I just kept walking past her, but she persisted in screaming at me and followed me, very closely. I could feel her almost right on my back, so I impulsively did something that was both stupid, and hilarious at the same time. I noticed that she was wearing sandals, so I came to a sudden stop, and when I felt her bump into me, I dropped my cigarette on her foot, then stepped on it. Her reaction was priceless.
Nothing shows welcome to America like a punch in the stomach!:up:

[Canadian'eh!]

she was stunned to meet a human that could actually block out the sun...

or

she though maybe F_L had eaten her husband

or

he had just given anal love to her male goat.

[Fat Tony]

Some lady starts screaming at me in some language I didn't understand. .

English?