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1. New England - Hate this team with a passion, but can't rank them below #1 until someone knocks this king off it's hill.
2. Indianapolis - I have no doubt in my mind that they would have spanked the Eagles in the superbowl if they could have gotten past New England in the AFC Championship.
3. Eagles - too bad they didn't have more competition in the NFC.
4. pittsburgh - look for them to lose a step this year even with a more experienced roethlesberger.
5. Bills - great defense, and an offense that WILL find it's footing with a virtual rookie qb. Best special teams in the league, and top 5 coaching staff.
6. Atlanta - solid d, and a mean tight end that is almost the only weapon Vick has.
7. New York Jets - this team is kinda like a turd that just won't flush - they're boring, and they win ugly, and they just won't go away.
8. San Diego - marty ball is back in southern california - Drew Brees has just established himself as the man in SD. Think Gates and Crumpler are illegitimate siblings they're both extremely athletic tight ends.
9. Cincinatti - I know they kinda stunk last year, but they do have a tremendous offense with R. Johnson, Houshmendzadeh (sp?), and chad johnson, and I think they're D will start to resemble Marvin Lewis a little more as the year wears on this season.
10. Baltimore - this is another Jets like team - they're boring to watch, and I really don't know if anyone would notice outside of capitol hill if they dropped off the face of the planet.
11. Minnesota - who cares - they're nfc, and they're moss-less now - but I still think they'll be among the best in the NFC - which still won't hold a candle to the AFC.
12. Denver - is it clarrett's turn to be a 1000 yard back? who cares, mike shanahan is an outdated coach who will still continue to field a 9-7 to 6-10 team year in and year out.
13. Jax - mean dline, suspect o, but a great fit for Henry with Fred Taylor's knee problems - I can see us taking them out of the playoffs in january in a wildcard battle, or maybe we win the division and take them out after they've eliminated a division champ either way if we do meet in the playoffs, my money's on buffalo (sue me, I'm kind of a homer).
14. Green Bay - retire already favre.
15. Tampa Bay - I don't see Gruden letting this team fall too far too fast - in fact I bet they start to rise again this year.
16. Car - 14, 15, and 16 could have really gone either way.
17. New Orleans - Haslett should write a book on how to keep your job as a coach with a team of headcases.
18. KC - this team is just a bunch of chokers - maybe they deserve to be ranked higher, but even if they do have an on year, they won't get past a divisional playoff - and that's with a lot of lucky bounces.
19. Seattle - interchangable with St. Louis.
20. St. Louis - interchangable with Seattle.
21. Dallas - I was at a bar and witnessed a redneck cowboys fan have to fork over money because he bet against the cowboys when they played seattle on monday night last year - that was f***ing GREAT!!!
22. Houston - it's just one of those teams - kinda like souza is Jose Cuervo's ugly sister (to Jax and Indy)
23. Oakland - Moss won't help this team too much Kollins might take up drinking again this year - only it will be sisco wine so he fits in with the black hole better.
24. Miami - now we're getting down to the worst of the worst.
25. Arizona
26. NYG - Tom Coughlin will still have growing pains with Eli Manning.
27. was, chi, det.
30. ten
31. San Fran
32. Cleveland.
there you have it.
2. Indianapolis - I have no doubt in my mind that they would have spanked the Eagles in the superbowl if they could have gotten past New England in the AFC Championship.
3. Eagles - too bad they didn't have more competition in the NFC.
4. pittsburgh - look for them to lose a step this year even with a more experienced roethlesberger.
5. Bills - great defense, and an offense that WILL find it's footing with a virtual rookie qb. Best special teams in the league, and top 5 coaching staff.
6. Atlanta - solid d, and a mean tight end that is almost the only weapon Vick has.
7. New York Jets - this team is kinda like a turd that just won't flush - they're boring, and they win ugly, and they just won't go away.
8. San Diego - marty ball is back in southern california - Drew Brees has just established himself as the man in SD. Think Gates and Crumpler are illegitimate siblings they're both extremely athletic tight ends.
9. Cincinatti - I know they kinda stunk last year, but they do have a tremendous offense with R. Johnson, Houshmendzadeh (sp?), and chad johnson, and I think they're D will start to resemble Marvin Lewis a little more as the year wears on this season.
10. Baltimore - this is another Jets like team - they're boring to watch, and I really don't know if anyone would notice outside of capitol hill if they dropped off the face of the planet.
11. Minnesota - who cares - they're nfc, and they're moss-less now - but I still think they'll be among the best in the NFC - which still won't hold a candle to the AFC.
12. Denver - is it clarrett's turn to be a 1000 yard back? who cares, mike shanahan is an outdated coach who will still continue to field a 9-7 to 6-10 team year in and year out.
13. Jax - mean dline, suspect o, but a great fit for Henry with Fred Taylor's knee problems - I can see us taking them out of the playoffs in january in a wildcard battle, or maybe we win the division and take them out after they've eliminated a division champ either way if we do meet in the playoffs, my money's on buffalo (sue me, I'm kind of a homer).
14. Green Bay - retire already favre.
15. Tampa Bay - I don't see Gruden letting this team fall too far too fast - in fact I bet they start to rise again this year.
16. Car - 14, 15, and 16 could have really gone either way.
17. New Orleans - Haslett should write a book on how to keep your job as a coach with a team of headcases.
18. KC - this team is just a bunch of chokers - maybe they deserve to be ranked higher, but even if they do have an on year, they won't get past a divisional playoff - and that's with a lot of lucky bounces.
19. Seattle - interchangable with St. Louis.
20. St. Louis - interchangable with Seattle.
21. Dallas - I was at a bar and witnessed a redneck cowboys fan have to fork over money because he bet against the cowboys when they played seattle on monday night last year - that was f***ing GREAT!!!
22. Houston - it's just one of those teams - kinda like souza is Jose Cuervo's ugly sister (to Jax and Indy)
23. Oakland - Moss won't help this team too much Kollins might take up drinking again this year - only it will be sisco wine so he fits in with the black hole better.
24. Miami - now we're getting down to the worst of the worst.
25. Arizona
26. NYG - Tom Coughlin will still have growing pains with Eli Manning.
27. was, chi, det.
30. ten
31. San Fran
32. Cleveland.
there you have it.
Nublar7
Sorry buddy. You guys are more like 12, 13.
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