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06-11-2005, 11:59 AM
1. New England - Hate this team with a passion, but can't rank them below #1 until someone knocks this king off it's hill.
2. Indianapolis - I have no doubt in my mind that they would have spanked the Eagles in the superbowl if they could have gotten past New England in the AFC Championship.
3. Eagles - too bad they didn't have more competition in the NFC.
4. pittsburgh - look for them to lose a step this year even with a more experienced roethlesberger.
5. Bills - great defense, and an offense that WILL find it's footing with a virtual rookie qb. Best special teams in the league, and top 5 coaching staff.
6. Atlanta - solid d, and a mean tight end that is almost the only weapon Vick has.
7. New York Jets - this team is kinda like a turd that just won't flush - they're boring, and they win ugly, and they just won't go away.
8. San Diego - marty ball is back in southern california - Drew Brees has just established himself as the man in SD. Think Gates and Crumpler are illegitimate siblings they're both extremely athletic tight ends.
9. Cincinatti - I know they kinda stunk last year, but they do have a tremendous offense with R. Johnson, Houshmendzadeh (sp?), and chad johnson, and I think they're D will start to resemble Marvin Lewis a little more as the year wears on this season.
10. Baltimore - this is another Jets like team - they're boring to watch, and I really don't know if anyone would notice outside of capitol hill if they dropped off the face of the planet.
11. Minnesota - who cares - they're nfc, and they're moss-less now - but I still think they'll be among the best in the NFC - which still won't hold a candle to the AFC.
12. Denver - is it clarrett's turn to be a 1000 yard back? who cares, mike shanahan is an outdated coach who will still continue to field a 9-7 to 6-10 team year in and year out.
13. Jax - mean dline, suspect o, but a great fit for Henry with Fred Taylor's knee problems - I can see us taking them out of the playoffs in january in a wildcard battle, or maybe we win the division and take them out after they've eliminated a division champ either way if we do meet in the playoffs, my money's on buffalo (sue me, I'm kind of a homer).
14. Green Bay - retire already favre.
15. Tampa Bay - I don't see Gruden letting this team fall too far too fast - in fact I bet they start to rise again this year.
16. Car - 14, 15, and 16 could have really gone either way.
17. New Orleans - Haslett should write a book on how to keep your job as a coach with a team of headcases.
18. KC - this team is just a bunch of chokers - maybe they deserve to be ranked higher, but even if they do have an on year, they won't get past a divisional playoff - and that's with a lot of lucky bounces.
19. Seattle - interchangable with St. Louis.
20. St. Louis - interchangable with Seattle.
21. Dallas - I was at a bar and witnessed a redneck cowboys fan have to fork over money because he bet against the cowboys when they played seattle on monday night last year - that was f***ing GREAT!!!
22. Houston - it's just one of those teams - kinda like souza is Jose Cuervo's ugly sister (to Jax and Indy)
23. Oakland - Moss won't help this team too much Kollins might take up drinking again this year - only it will be sisco wine so he fits in with the black hole better.
24. Miami - now we're getting down to the worst of the worst.
25. Arizona
26. NYG - Tom Coughlin will still have growing pains with Eli Manning.
27. was, chi, det.
30. ten
31. San Fran
32. Cleveland.
there you have it.
2. Indianapolis - I have no doubt in my mind that they would have spanked the Eagles in the superbowl if they could have gotten past New England in the AFC Championship.
3. Eagles - too bad they didn't have more competition in the NFC.
4. pittsburgh - look for them to lose a step this year even with a more experienced roethlesberger.
5. Bills - great defense, and an offense that WILL find it's footing with a virtual rookie qb. Best special teams in the league, and top 5 coaching staff.
6. Atlanta - solid d, and a mean tight end that is almost the only weapon Vick has.
7. New York Jets - this team is kinda like a turd that just won't flush - they're boring, and they win ugly, and they just won't go away.
8. San Diego - marty ball is back in southern california - Drew Brees has just established himself as the man in SD. Think Gates and Crumpler are illegitimate siblings they're both extremely athletic tight ends.
9. Cincinatti - I know they kinda stunk last year, but they do have a tremendous offense with R. Johnson, Houshmendzadeh (sp?), and chad johnson, and I think they're D will start to resemble Marvin Lewis a little more as the year wears on this season.
10. Baltimore - this is another Jets like team - they're boring to watch, and I really don't know if anyone would notice outside of capitol hill if they dropped off the face of the planet.
11. Minnesota - who cares - they're nfc, and they're moss-less now - but I still think they'll be among the best in the NFC - which still won't hold a candle to the AFC.
12. Denver - is it clarrett's turn to be a 1000 yard back? who cares, mike shanahan is an outdated coach who will still continue to field a 9-7 to 6-10 team year in and year out.
13. Jax - mean dline, suspect o, but a great fit for Henry with Fred Taylor's knee problems - I can see us taking them out of the playoffs in january in a wildcard battle, or maybe we win the division and take them out after they've eliminated a division champ either way if we do meet in the playoffs, my money's on buffalo (sue me, I'm kind of a homer).
14. Green Bay - retire already favre.
15. Tampa Bay - I don't see Gruden letting this team fall too far too fast - in fact I bet they start to rise again this year.
16. Car - 14, 15, and 16 could have really gone either way.
17. New Orleans - Haslett should write a book on how to keep your job as a coach with a team of headcases.
18. KC - this team is just a bunch of chokers - maybe they deserve to be ranked higher, but even if they do have an on year, they won't get past a divisional playoff - and that's with a lot of lucky bounces.
19. Seattle - interchangable with St. Louis.
20. St. Louis - interchangable with Seattle.
21. Dallas - I was at a bar and witnessed a redneck cowboys fan have to fork over money because he bet against the cowboys when they played seattle on monday night last year - that was f***ing GREAT!!!
22. Houston - it's just one of those teams - kinda like souza is Jose Cuervo's ugly sister (to Jax and Indy)
23. Oakland - Moss won't help this team too much Kollins might take up drinking again this year - only it will be sisco wine so he fits in with the black hole better.
24. Miami - now we're getting down to the worst of the worst.
25. Arizona
26. NYG - Tom Coughlin will still have growing pains with Eli Manning.
27. was, chi, det.
30. ten
31. San Fran
32. Cleveland.
there you have it.