New Promotional Opportunities for the Bills

[DarbyTheDinosaur]

Should the Bills follow this CFL promotional campaign? Not that Bills games aren't wild already...just throwing it out there.


Canadian Football Mardi Gras

Officials with the Canadian Football League's Ottawa Renegades must like to live on the edge.

The team is running a season-long Mardi Gras Madness promotion for each home game. It involves beads. Mardi Gras and beads?

Uh-oh.

The promotion runs thusly: Each male with a ticket in the upper deck of the south-side stands will receive beads that can be worn as a necklace. The female who collects the most beads for that game wins a cash prize of about $1,000.

"There are many different ways to obtain the beads," Renegades co-owner Lonie Glieberman told the Ottawa Sun. "One way is to just ask."

Yes, that is one way. But anyone over the age of, oh, 18 knows there's another way, too.

Hmmm. Wonder if upper-deck seats for renegades home games are hard to come by this season?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-sptfungames30063005jun30,0,3510250.story?coll=orl-sports-headlines

[OpIv37]

interesting idea, but some teams sell seats by winning on the field rather than doing "free titties" promotions.

[pleasesavedrew]

I'd rather look watch the Bills then look at sluty tit, call me gay, but i thinka Bills game is better, i wouldnt mind the tit once the games over

[DarbyTheDinosaur]

In case I wasn't clear before...my suggestion that the Bills consider was in jest. I will try to load it with sarcasm next time.

I just thought it was a funny story about the extremes people need to go to in order to sell an inferior product.
I, too would prefer a NFL game over a cheapened boobie flash. However, with a CFL game, it's a toss-up.:whoosh:

[generalmills]

I think its more of a bush league idea. Perhaps the Jags or Cards could look into it.

[Historian]

Here's a few promotions the Bills could try...


"Gregg Williams Bobble Head Giveaway Day"

"OJ Simpson Gloves that Don't Fit Day" (winter obviously) Sponsored by Trench Manufacturing.

"Bruce Smith No Doze Giveaway" sponsored by McKesson Pharmaceuticals.

"WYS WINGS" sauce day. Extra port-a-pottys will be available.

"Displaced Buffalonians day", show your out of state driver's license and receive a free Rian Lindell autographed picture at Guest Services.

"Jerry Crafts Waterfront Condominium Sales Day," Sponsored by Strovroff and Herman Real Estate.

"Drug Suspension Day," sponsored by Bristol-Myers Squibb.

"Eric Moulds Paternity Suit Day" All unwed Mothers get in half price.

"Nate Odomes Pickup Basketball Game Tournament Weekend"

"First Round Bust Reunion Weekend"

"Ten Year Anniversary since Our Last Division Title Weekend"

"Jim Haslett and Isiah Robertson Charity Mudwrestling Tournament outside the Ralph C. Wilson Fieldhouse Weekend"

"The OJ Simpson "Cut the Next Veteran Contest"

"The Butler Memorial Buffet," sponsored by The Old Country Buffet Restaurant.

"The Swiss Cheese Offensive Line Day" sponsored by Rich Dairy Products.

"35th Anniversary of Ralph Threatening to Move the Team to Seattle Day."

"Sam Adams Paperweight Giveaway Day," sponsored by Office Max.

"Blackout Day," No one is allowed to enter the stadium at all!

"Ray Bentley and Mitch Frerotte Face Painting Day."

"11th Anniversary of the Bills refusing to Celebrate the NFL's 75th Anniversary Day," free red helmets with a white standing bison for the first five people through the turnstiles.

"Twenty Year Reunion of Players that Left the Team for the USFL Weekend"

"Scott Norwood Crying Towel Give Away Day."

"Todd Collins Deer in the Headlights Promotion," Orange ski cap give away day sponsored by Remmington firearms.

"Travis Henry Chaperone Day," All dates 15 & under receive gift certificates to Kids "R" Us. Must be accompanied by an adult male 18 or over.

"Help Kevin Gilbride Find His Elbow from His Ass Key Chain Day," 10 key chains taped underneith seats in the Ralph. You have as much chance of finding one as Kevin did of finding a game plan. Sponsored by Wackenhut Security Investigations.

"BuffaloBills.Com Website Day," free Dell computers with monitor, printer, and DVD burners, plus twenty years of internet access, for anyone who even bothers to visit the Bills official website.

[DynaPaul]

I was at a Bills-Raiders game at the Ralph years ago. Sadly, we lost but at the end of the game 2 female Raiders fans climbed out onto the ledge that extends from the middle tier. They were all dancing around and started taking their clothes off. Then the Ralph Wilson Gestapo descended upon them and threw them out.

I thought to myself, "If we came all the way out here to see them lose we shoulda at least saw some tits!"

[jamze132]

Could you imagine watching a game on TV? They would have to blur out the stands. It might get quite annoying.

But on the other hand it would definitely increase beer sales within the stadium!

[Bill Brasky]

This would be so stupid, we'd have an entire 80,000 seat RWS full of "footballhotties" who don't care about the game buying up all the tickets to get ******ed beads that mean nothing in life... just like what happened to Lolapalooza and Warped Tour when all the emo and 10 year old girls started going and ruining the experience...

Don't turn the Bills into a circus.

[Michael82]

Here's a few promotions the Bills could try...


"Gregg Williams Bobble Head Giveaway Day"

"OJ Simpson Gloves that Don't Fit Day" (winter obviously) Sponsored by Trench Manufacturing.

"Bruce Smith No Doze Giveaway" sponsored by McKesson Pharmaceuticals.

"WYS WINGS" sauce day. Extra port-a-pottys will be available.

"Displaced Buffalonians day", show your out of state driver's license and receive a free Rian Lindell autographed picture at Guest Services.

"Jerry Crafts Waterfront Condominium Sales Day," Sponsored by Strovroff and Herman Real Estate.

"Drug Suspension Day," sponsored by Bristol-Myers Squibb.

"Eric Moulds Paternity Suit Day" All unwed Mothers get in half price.

"Nate Odomes Pickup Basketball Game Tournament Weekend"

"First Round Bust Reunion Weekend"

"Ten Year Anniversary since Our Last Division Title Weekend"

"Jim Haslett and Isiah Robertson Charity Mudwrestling Tournament outside the Ralph C. Wilson Fieldhouse Weekend"

"The OJ Simpson "Cut the Next Veteran Contest"

"The Butler Memorial Buffet," sponsored by The Old Country Buffet Restaurant.

"The Swiss Cheese Offensive Line Day" sponsored by Rich Dairy Products.

"35th Anniversary of Ralph Threatening to Move the Team to Seattle Day."

"Sam Adams Paperweight Giveaway Day," sponsored by Office Max.

"Blackout Day," No one is allowed to enter the stadium at all!

"Ray Bentley and Mitch Frerotte Face Painting Day."

"11th Anniversary of the Bills refusing to Celebrate the NFL's 75th Anniversary Day," free red helmets with a white standing bison for the first five people through the turnstiles.

"Twenty Year Reunion of Players that Left the Team for the USFL Weekend"

"Scott Norwood Crying Towel Give Away Day."

"Todd Collins Deer in the Headlights Promotion," Orange ski cap give away day sponsored by Remmington firearms.

"Travis Henry Chaperone Day," All dates 15 & under receive gift certificates to Kids "R" Us. Must be accompanied by an adult male 18 or over.

"Help Kevin Gilbride Find His Elbow from His Ass Key Chain Day," 10 key chains taped underneith seats in the Ralph. You have as much chance of finding one as Kevin did of finding a game plan. Sponsored by Wackenhut Security Investigations.

"BuffaloBills.Com Website Day," free Dell computers with monitor, printer, and DVD burners, plus twenty years of internet access, for anyone who even bothers to visit the Bills official website.
:lmao:

Nice one, Billsology.

[Dantheman1280]

Here's a few promotions the Bills could try...


"Gregg Williams Bobble Head Giveaway Day"

"OJ Simpson Gloves that Don't Fit Day" (winter obviously) Sponsored by Trench Manufacturing.

"Bruce Smith No Doze Giveaway" sponsored by McKesson Pharmaceuticals.

"WYS WINGS" sauce day. Extra port-a-pottys will be available.

"Displaced Buffalonians day", show your out of state driver's license and receive a free Rian Lindell autographed picture at Guest Services.

"Jerry Crafts Waterfront Condominium Sales Day," Sponsored by Strovroff and Herman Real Estate.

"Drug Suspension Day," sponsored by Bristol-Myers Squibb.

"Eric Moulds Paternity Suit Day" All unwed Mothers get in half price.

"Nate Odomes Pickup Basketball Game Tournament Weekend"

"First Round Bust Reunion Weekend"

"Ten Year Anniversary since Our Last Division Title Weekend"

"Jim Haslett and Isiah Robertson Charity Mudwrestling Tournament outside the Ralph C. Wilson Fieldhouse Weekend"

"The OJ Simpson "Cut the Next Veteran Contest"

"The Butler Memorial Buffet," sponsored by The Old Country Buffet Restaurant.

"The Swiss Cheese Offensive Line Day" sponsored by Rich Dairy Products.

"35th Anniversary of Ralph Threatening to Move the Team to Seattle Day."

"Sam Adams Paperweight Giveaway Day," sponsored by Office Max.

"Blackout Day," No one is allowed to enter the stadium at all!

"Ray Bentley and Mitch Frerotte Face Painting Day."

"11th Anniversary of the Bills refusing to Celebrate the NFL's 75th Anniversary Day," free red helmets with a white standing bison for the first five people through the turnstiles.

"Twenty Year Reunion of Players that Left the Team for the USFL Weekend"

"Scott Norwood Crying Towel Give Away Day."

"Todd Collins Deer in the Headlights Promotion," Orange ski cap give away day sponsored by Remmington firearms.

"Travis Henry Chaperone Day," All dates 15 & under receive gift certificates to Kids "R" Us. Must be accompanied by an adult male 18 or over.

"Help Kevin Gilbride Find His Elbow from His Ass Key Chain Day," 10 key chains taped underneith seats in the Ralph. You have as much chance of finding one as Kevin did of finding a game plan. Sponsored by Wackenhut Security Investigations.

"BuffaloBills.Com Website Day," free Dell computers with monitor, printer, and DVD burners, plus twenty years of internet access, for anyone who even bothers to visit the Bills official website.

Holy **** how much time did it take you to cook up all that bs. :bf1: