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Gunzlingr
07-18-2005, 01:43 PM
Man impersonated Roethlisberger for dates


Authorities said Brian Jackson, 31, dated two women by pretending to be Pittsburgh Steelers quarterbacks Ben Roethlisberger and Brian St. Pierre.
Jackson, arrested Friday, was charged with harassment for allegedly continuing to contact both women after they learned of the ruses. He was also charged with criminal mischief for allegedly ruining a Steelers jersey owned by one of the women's neighbors when he signed his worthless rendition of Roethlisberger's autograph on it. The jersey was worth $75 before it was signed, police said.

Jackson and his attorney, Paul Boas, declined comment after he was arraigned in Pittsburgh City Court and released on an unsecured bond Friday. Boas again declined comment when reached at his office. Jackson faces a preliminary hearing July 25.

The team didn't immediately return a call seeking comment.

In one of the scams, Jackson arrived at the woman's home on July 6, gave her an autographed football and pretended to be Roethlisberger, signing the neighbor's jersey, authorities said.

When she got home from their date that night, the neighbor brought her a newspaper article and told her that the man wasn't Roethlisberger.

Allegheny County police said Jackson pretended to be St. Pierre, the third-string quarterback, when he met a woman last September. She told police that during the three weeks they were in contact, Jackson often talked of his "teammates" and offered to autograph footballs for neighborhood kids. Jackson also told the woman to watch Steelers games so she could see him when he went into the game, police said.

When the woman did watch a Steelers game, she saw the real Brian St. Pierre on the screen and realized that Jackson was an impostor, police said. Jackson tried to explain to the woman that he looked "different" on TV, but she asked him not to contact her, police said.


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Uncle Jesse
07-18-2005, 01:49 PM
What a weirdo, he needs some help.

Mr. Miyagi
07-18-2005, 03:10 PM
What a weirdo, he needs some help.
He got laid with that little lie. Brilliant. :up:

ublinkwescore
07-18-2005, 03:12 PM
that guys a tragedy.

Jeff1220
07-18-2005, 07:29 PM
Jason 700? :whoosh:

jpdex12
07-18-2005, 09:45 PM
Aw man, that is pretty freakin funny. Can you imagine the laughs that his friends that knew what he was up to got? I wonder how much poontang he got from this? Too bad we can't get a picture of him, I'd like to see how close he looks like Ben. That would gauge how desperate those chicks were if he doesn't look like him much.

Jan Reimers
07-19-2005, 06:09 AM
At least he didn't pretend to be Ron Mexico.

LtFinFan66
07-19-2005, 06:17 AM
Aw man, that is pretty freakin funny. Can you imagine the laughs that his friends that knew what he was up to got? I wonder how much poontang he got from this? Too bad we can't get a picture of him, I'd like to see how close he looks like Ben. That would gauge how desperate those chicks were if he doesn't look like him much.There is a picture of him with the article: Bit chubby there eh??

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3765114_36_2.jpg

Jayhawk
07-19-2005, 06:19 AM
I can see the book coming out "Brian Jackson's Tips to dating two dumbies at the same time"

mybills
07-19-2005, 09:13 AM
That would gauge how desperate those chicks were if he doesn't look like him much.
My first thought..what a moron she is. :doh:

Voltron
07-19-2005, 09:21 AM
Look how badly these chicks wanted to date a guy with money and fame. :shakeno:

And people say guys are only after one thing .... at least it has something to do with the woman and not how much she makes :rolleyes:

mybills
07-19-2005, 09:24 AM
Did you see the thread, Murder in the Hamptons? :snicker:

jason700
07-19-2005, 09:28 AM
Looks like my cover has been blown :ontome:

jason700
07-19-2005, 09:28 AM
:couch:

Gunzlingr
07-19-2005, 09:38 AM
Look how badly these chicks wanted to date a guy with money and fame. :shakeno:

And people say guys are only after one thing .... at least it has something to do with the woman and not how much she makes :rolleyes:

Especially when he is claiming to be a third stringer!

Jayhawk
07-19-2005, 10:07 AM
come on Gunz, your thinking that Jason knows what women are.

jason700
07-19-2005, 11:41 AM
come on Gunz, your thinking that Jason knows what women are.
:limp:

Jayhawk
07-19-2005, 11:48 AM
:limp:
that's what I was saying.

BillsFever21
07-19-2005, 07:24 PM
If these whores were foolish enough to believe him then they deserved it.

I think I'm gonna pose as JP Losman tomorrow.

The_Philster
07-19-2005, 07:44 PM
If these whores were foolish enough to believe him then they deserved it.

I think I'm gonna pose as JP Losman tomorrow.You'll never pass as JP :shakeno: I don't think JP is drunk constantly

BillsFever21
07-19-2005, 07:45 PM
You'll never pass as JP :shakeno: I don't think JP is drunk constantly
I don't drink that often. That's why when I get all wild at the games I pass out in my car.

mybills
07-19-2005, 07:46 PM
If these whores were foolish enough to believe him then they deserved it.

I think I'm gonna pose as JP Losman tomorrow.
Only Adam Sandler could get away with that. :snicker:

The_Philster
07-19-2005, 07:48 PM
I don't drink that often. That's why when I get all wild at the games I pass out in my car.:scratch: It'd be interesting to see what you're like sober

BillsFever21
07-19-2005, 07:50 PM
:scratch: It'd be interesting to see what you're like sober
I'm a social drinker. I only get trashed a couple times a month.

jpdex12
07-19-2005, 09:32 PM
There is a picture of him with the article: Bit chubby there eh??

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3765114_36_2.jpg
He looks like he could impersonate the Schwan man better!
Jesus LtFinFan66, look at the expression on the guys face in the background of your track clip when that girl gets steamrolled by Dennis Rodman. Now that is funny!