Awww damn, I just realized something...

[Michael82]

Seeing how I have a new car this year (I bought it after training camp last year), I no longer have the "car broke down" excuse anymore when.....eerrrr, I mean if...I miss training camp. I have used this excuse over the last few years and it worked perfectly because my car was a POS and was always falling apart. Now I have a new car and won't be able to use that excuse. I guess I'll have to come up with something else if I miss a training camp practice. :snicker:



:couch: :ontome:

[Crisis]

Mud butt excuses always work well.

[Pride]

Just remember... the opening tailgate will be planned by me... and I will be sure to bring wooden paddles as punishment if you miss one.

1 smack per zoner, per session missed? Sounds good!

[Michael82]

Just remember... the opening tailgate will be planned by me... and I will be sure to bring wooden paddles as punishment if you miss one.

1 smack per zoner, per session missed? Sounds good!
You don't want to bring that. :scared:

[Bling]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=615

[Michael82]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=615
I can't use that excuse. I'll get lynched. :nervous:

[justasportsfan]

Don't talk too soon Mikey , you drive a Hyundai. Anything can happen to it before saturday.

[footballhottie]

very VERY true

[Michael82]

Don't talk too soon Mikey , you drive a Hyundai. Anything can happen to it before saturday.
*knock on wood*

:couch:

[Mr. Miyagi]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=615
:rofl: ****** classic.

[Michael82]

:rofl: ****** classic.
So is this....

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=50910

and this.... :ontome:

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=51045

[ublinkwescore]

Mud butt excuses always work well.

Especially if none of the toilet seats on the way to training camp are fit for christian buttcheaks.

[MDFINFAN]

Seeing how I have a new car this year (I bought it after training camp last year), I no longer have the "car broke down" excuse anymore when.....eerrrr, I mean if...I miss training camp. I have used this excuse over the last few years and it worked perfectly because my car was a POS and was always falling apart. Now I have a new car and won't be able to use that excuse. I guess I'll have to come up with something else if I miss a training camp practice. :snicker:



:couch: :ontome:


Go run it into a tree and bingo, your excuse is back.. :brush:

[Michael82]

Go run it into a tree and bingo, your excuse is back.. :brush:
:lmao:

[Canadian'eh!]

Doesn't the drive to camp run you right past that roofing nail factory Mikey?

I hear the number of flat tires on that stretch of highway is unbelievable. :up:

[Michael82]

Doesn't the drive to camp run you right past that roofing nail factory Mikey?

I hear the number of flat tires on that stretch of highway is unbelievable. :up:
:rofl:

[The_Philster]

Just keep in mind that as you're collecting ideas, we're all aware of the ideas as well. :cynic:
So we'll know you're BSing us when you try to use one. :mad:

[Michael82]

Just keep in mind that as you're collecting ideas, we're all aware of the ideas as well. :cynic:
So we'll know you're BSing us when you try to use one. :mad:
I'll have to ask a different Bills site then, too. :up:

[The_Philster]

I'll have to ask a different Bills site then, too. :up:some people are members of various sites and can check out those excuses too ;)

[Typ0]

Seeing how I have a new car this year (I bought it after training camp last year), I no longer have the "car broke down" excuse anymore when.....eerrrr, I mean if...I miss training camp. I have used this excuse over the last few years and it worked perfectly because my car was a POS and was always falling apart. Now I have a new car and won't be able to use that excuse. I guess I'll have to come up with something else if I miss a training camp practice. :snicker:



:couch: :ontome:

pretty soon you'll be telling us how your new car is a POS too!