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  • Michael82
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 82330

    Awww damn, I just realized something...

    Seeing how I have a new car this year (I bought it after training camp last year), I no longer have the "car broke down" excuse anymore when.....eerrrr, I mean if...I miss training camp. I have used this excuse over the last few years and it worked perfectly because my car was a POS and was always falling apart. Now I have a new car and won't be able to use that excuse. I guess I'll have to come up with something else if I miss a training camp practice.



  • Crisis
    Registered User
    • Aug 2004
    • 12738

    #2
    Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

    Mud butt excuses always work well.
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    • Pride
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 10191

      #3
      Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

      Just remember... the opening tailgate will be planned by me... and I will be sure to bring wooden paddles as punishment if you miss one.

      1 smack per zoner, per session missed? Sounds good!

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      • Michael82
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 82330

        #4
        Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

        Originally posted by Pride
        Just remember... the opening tailgate will be planned by me... and I will be sure to bring wooden paddles as punishment if you miss one.

        1 smack per zoner, per session missed? Sounds good!
        You don't want to bring that.

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        • Bling
          Registered User
          • Jul 2004
          • 13022

          #5
          Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

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          • Michael82
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 82330

            #6
            Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

            I can't use that excuse. I'll get lynched.

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            • justasportsfan
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 71579

              #7
              Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

              Don't talk too soon Mikey , you drive a Hyundai. Anything can happen to it before saturday.
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              • footballhottie
                Registered User
                • Feb 2005
                • 9776

                #8
                Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                very VERY true

                The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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                • Michael82
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 82330

                  #9
                  Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                  Originally posted by justasportsfan
                  Don't talk too soon Mikey , you drive a Hyundai. Anything can happen to it before saturday.
                  *knock on wood*

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    #10
                    Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                    ***** classic.

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                    • Michael82
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 82330

                      #11
                      Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                      Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                      ***** classic.
                      So is this....



                      and this....

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                      • ublinkwescore
                        Sab and TD are insignificant
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 24178

                        #12
                        Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                        Originally posted by Crisis
                        Mud butt excuses always work well.
                        Especially if none of the toilet seats on the way to training camp are fit for christian buttcheaks.
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                        • MDFINFAN
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1824

                          #13
                          Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                          Originally posted by Mikey82
                          Seeing how I have a new car this year (I bought it after training camp last year), I no longer have the "car broke down" excuse anymore when.....eerrrr, I mean if...I miss training camp. I have used this excuse over the last few years and it worked perfectly because my car was a POS and was always falling apart. Now I have a new car and won't be able to use that excuse. I guess I'll have to come up with something else if I miss a training camp practice.




                          Go run it into a tree and bingo, your excuse is back..

                          Reach for the stars

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                          • Michael82
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 82330

                            #14
                            Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                            Originally posted by MDFINFAN
                            Go run it into a tree and bingo, your excuse is back..

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                            • Canadian'eh!
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 12879

                              #15
                              Re: Awww damn, I just realized something...

                              Doesn't the drive to camp run you right past that roofing nail factory Mikey?

                              I hear the number of flat tires on that stretch of highway is unbelievable.

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