Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

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  • Pride
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 10191

    Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

    CANTON, Ohio – When Nick Saban was asked Monday night if there had been any new revelations about his Miami Dolphins after a 27-24 loss to the Bears in the Hall of Fame game, he paused. Then he stared at his podium for a few seconds, finally rubbing his hand over his face.

    Maybe he was collecting his thoughts. Or making a mental list. Whatever he was doing, he gave off the vibe of a frustrated parent who had learned his eldest child had dented the family car.

    The preseason opener for both teams exposed some of Miami's dings – imperfections that Saban already knew were there. The real problem was that the first quarter (i.e., the really important 15 minutes) punctuated a reality that can only be fully grasped away from the practice field: The 2005 Miami Dolphins are probably going to suffer many of the same problems as the 2004 Miami Dolphins.

    CANTON, Ohio – Miami's struggles in its preseason opener were eerily familiar for the team and its fans.
  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    #2
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    • FlyingDutchman
      Registered User
      • Apr 2005
      • 5074

      #3
      Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

      Saban

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      • Earthquake Enyart
        Legendary Zoner
        • Jul 2002
        • 27521

        #4
        Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

        The 2004 Bears were last in points and yards. And they scorched the Fins.

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        • HeadSquad69
          Internet Grammar Police reporting for duty!!!
          • Aug 2005
          • 168

          #5
          Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

          Miami's 2005 Predicted record: 5-11



          A.J. Feeley and Nick Saban

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          • HHURRICANE
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 15490

            #6
            Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

            3-13. This team is even worst than I thought. They reminded of the 49'ers. I know it is preseason but they really looked like crap. I was actually surprised. I am going to call it right now:

            Bills
            Jets
            Pats
            Phins

            Save my post because I am going to be bragging about it later in the season.

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            • Michael82
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 82328

              #7
              Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

              They looked horrible, especially Ricky Williams.

              I can't wait to watch them get a top 3 pick again.

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              • BleedinGreenNC
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 1679

                #8
                Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

                Miami scrubs!! Have a great season!

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                • JD
                  Sabres Zone
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 13752

                  #9
                  Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

                  Originally posted by Mikey82
                  They looked horrible, especially Ricky Williams.

                  I can't wait to watch them get a top 3 pick again.
                  You know you suck when even Mikey can wreck you



                  Im jk mikey you kicka$$!
                  “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.

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                  • BuffaloRanger
                    WORK HARD. PLAY HARD. LIVE HARD.
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 2246

                    #10
                    Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

                    They have to go 6-10 beating the fins, jets, chargers, and bengals. Good for the Bills.
                    Buffalo Only and Always.

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                    • Mad Bomber
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 12927

                      #11
                      Re: Never too late to laugh at the Phins!

                      Breaks my heart....

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