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On Friday morning, Owens left his Moorestown, N.J., home with two suitcases and went to Philadelphia International Airport, where he told KYW-TV as he headed to a security gate: "I'm going to the Bahamas. I'm going to get a tan."
Uh, Terrell... You're black and therefore it'd be impossible for you to get a tan.
Doug Flutie, the fast scrambling midget of NFL quarterbacks, is storming onto the field in New England as a Patriot. At 42, Flutie - remembered in the CFL for his Grey Cup victories as a Stampeder and Argo, while remembered down south for his stints with Buffalo and San Diego - recognizes that his role is not that of a starter. Instead, he knows he's coming in as a mentor, a teacher, and if the need arises, a quarterback. "The role that I'm fulfilling is that of a veteran quarterback. My role may be in the classroom, that may be my biggest contribution; it may not be on the field. If I am on the field, I feel like they have confidence in me."
Pssst, hey Doug! Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings. Exactly what is it that you're going to mentor him on?
Headline: Dolphins, Jags have concerns on offense
Now THAT'S the understatement of the year!
OXNARD, Calif. - Former Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman visited training camp Thursday.
What was his impression after watching barely 15 minutes of practice?
He thinks Drew Bledsoe has a good chance of having a good year if the offensive line is good. He is not quite sure what to make of the backup quarterbacks. And he thinks the Cowboys are going to be better in 2005.
Maybe if Aikman's going to quarterback for them!
Uh, Terrell... You're black and therefore it'd be impossible for you to get a tan.
Doug Flutie, the fast scrambling midget of NFL quarterbacks, is storming onto the field in New England as a Patriot. At 42, Flutie - remembered in the CFL for his Grey Cup victories as a Stampeder and Argo, while remembered down south for his stints with Buffalo and San Diego - recognizes that his role is not that of a starter. Instead, he knows he's coming in as a mentor, a teacher, and if the need arises, a quarterback. "The role that I'm fulfilling is that of a veteran quarterback. My role may be in the classroom, that may be my biggest contribution; it may not be on the field. If I am on the field, I feel like they have confidence in me."
Pssst, hey Doug! Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings. Exactly what is it that you're going to mentor him on?
Headline: Dolphins, Jags have concerns on offense
Now THAT'S the understatement of the year!
OXNARD, Calif. - Former Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman visited training camp Thursday.
What was his impression after watching barely 15 minutes of practice?
He thinks Drew Bledsoe has a good chance of having a good year if the offensive line is good. He is not quite sure what to make of the backup quarterbacks. And he thinks the Cowboys are going to be better in 2005.
Maybe if Aikman's going to quarterback for them!
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