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Forward_Lateral
08-25-2005, 10:07 AM
Well, we pulled another prank on him last night. After ball, the dumbass asks to borrow money for a pitcher of beer. Get this, he bought himself 20 wings and a pack of smokes first, then needed money for the beer! Then he LEFT!!! So, a buddy and me decide we are going to get this bastard good. He can't lock his car, so after we left the bar, we stopped at "Dog**** Acres" (My backyard) and grabbed a few of my dog-nuggets in bag and proceded to his house. We make sure he's not out having a smoke, and gently place one turd under the passenger seat (He'll never look under there) and one in the glove box. We then ran away giggling like 8 year olds. The best part is, it's going to be a few days before he figures out what stinks, and when he does find the glove box turd, he'll think that's the only one. The one under the seat could be there for a while. :snicker:
Canadian'eh!
08-25-2005, 10:58 AM
works better with fish... fish smells worse over time, dog**** can only get better.
Dr. Lecter
08-25-2005, 11:00 AM
We then ran away giggling like 8 year olds.
That would be fitting and appropriate.
Gunzlingr
08-25-2005, 11:03 AM
That would be fitting and appropriate.It was your car, wasn't it?
Forward_Lateral
08-25-2005, 11:16 AM
works better with fish... fish smells worse over time, dog**** can only get better.
Cut me some slack here, we didn't really have access to any dead fish at 11:30 at night.
Dora The Explorer
08-25-2005, 11:18 AM
:lol: hilarious. Keep me updated!
Michael82
08-25-2005, 12:37 PM
:rofl: I can't wait for the update. :snicker:
Devin
08-25-2005, 12:56 PM
:roflmao:
The King
08-25-2005, 01:03 PM
Is it supposed to be hot there this weekend that could get ugly.
Mr. Miyagi
08-25-2005, 01:25 PM
Well, we pulled another prank on him last night. After ball, the dumbass asks to borrow money for a pitcher of beer. Get this, he bought himself 20 wings and a pack of smokes first, then needed money for the beer! Then he LEFT!!! So, a buddy and me decide we are going to get this bastard good. He can't lock his car, so after we left the bar, we stopped at "Dog**** Acres" (My backyard) and grabbed a few of my dog-nuggets in bag and proceded to his house. We make sure he's not out having a smoke, and gently place one turd under the passenger seat (He'll never look under there) and one in the glove box. We then ran away giggling like 8 year olds. The best part is, it's going to be a few days before he figures out what stinks, and when he does find the glove box turd, he'll think that's the only one. The one under the seat could be there for a while. :snicker:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Forward_Lateral
08-25-2005, 01:36 PM
Is it supposed to be hot there this weekend that could get ugly.
:up: It's supposed to get hot again. Muggy too. He can't roll his windows down either, because they won't roll back up. :snicker:
Mr. Miyagi
08-25-2005, 01:40 PM
Why do you have such a thing against this guy? First the exlax chocolate, now this?

You're going to hell. :snicker:
mybills
08-25-2005, 01:42 PM
:spit:
Forward_Lateral
08-25-2005, 02:07 PM
Why do you have such a thing against this guy? First the exlax chocolate, now this?

You're going to hell. :snicker:
If you ever met him, you'd understand, trust me.
Mr. Miyagi
08-25-2005, 02:12 PM
If you ever met him, you'd understand, trust me.
Oh.
Canadian'eh!
08-25-2005, 03:53 PM
I think he likes him... you should see what he does to people he doesn't like..... :scared:
Forward_Lateral
08-25-2005, 10:04 PM
No turds found yet. :snicker:
LtFinFan66
08-26-2005, 03:11 AM
That's some funny poo....literally!!
:poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop:
clumping platelets
08-26-2005, 04:02 AM
:snicker:
Forward_Lateral
08-26-2005, 11:35 AM
Update: He apparantley got pulled over on his way to work this morning for speeding. When he opened the glove box, out fell the stink nugget that we put in there. I guess the officer was not happy when he handed him the ownership and insurance with poo stains on them.
Best part yet, he blamed his kids for this! :rofl:
Mr. Miyagi
08-26-2005, 11:38 AM
Update: He apparantley got pulled over on his way to work this morning for speeding. When he opened the glove box, out fell the stink nugget that we put in there. I guess the officer was not happy when he handed him the ownership and insurance with poo stains on them.
Best part yet, he blamed his kids for this! :rofl:
:rofl: You just cost him a chance to talk out of the ticket.
TypicalBill
08-26-2005, 11:54 AM
Well, we pulled another prank on him last night. After ball, the dumbass asks to borrow money for a pitcher of beer. Get this, he bought himself 20 wings and a pack of smokes first, then needed money for the beer! Then he LEFT!!! So, a buddy and me decide we are going to get this bastard good. He can't lock his car, so after we left the bar, we stopped at "Dog**** Acres" (My backyard) and grabbed a few of my dog-nuggets in bag and proceded to his house. We make sure he's not out having a smoke, and gently place one turd under the passenger seat (He'll never look under there) and one in the glove box. We then ran away giggling like 8 year olds. The best part is, it's going to be a few days before he figures out what stinks, and when he does find the glove box turd, he'll think that's the only one. The one under the seat could be there for a while. :snicker:
Update: He apparantley got pulled over on his way to work this morning for speeding. When he opened the glove box, out fell the stink nugget that we put in there. I guess the officer was not happy when he handed him the ownership and insurance with poo stains on them.
Best part yet, he blamed his kids for this! :rofl:

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STAMPY
08-26-2005, 12:07 PM
ya i believed story, till the cop part
Forward_Lateral
08-27-2005, 06:49 AM
ya i believed story, till the cop part
:down: Why does everyone have to doubt me.
Canadian'eh!
08-27-2005, 11:12 AM
That's it... I'm not reading anymore of your posts. From now on I'm only responding to FBH threads because i can't take anymore lies. :mad:
Michael82
08-27-2005, 02:30 PM
Update: He apparantley got pulled over on his way to work this morning for speeding. When he opened the glove box, out fell the stink nugget that we put in there. I guess the officer was not happy when he handed him the ownership and insurance with poo stains on them.
Best part yet, he blamed his kids for this! :rofl:
If this is really true.....

:roflmao: