Damn, I knew I went in the wrong line...

[Michael82]

http://images2.sportsline.com/u/gettyimages/photos/53256599RS008_Texan_Bills091120_lower.jpg
I should have picked that line to be patted down. :doh:

[Devin]

I could have walked in with a freakin uzi and theyd have never known. All they did was like tap our side once.

[BillsFever21]

Look at the guy next in line. He can't wait for her to touch his leg.

[OpIv37]

I could have walked in with a freakin uzi and theyd have never known. All they did was like tap our side once.

you lived in this area for a while- you should know how it goes. 90% of security is just eye candy to make it LOOK safer without actually BEING safer.

BTW I saw Mikey go through security. He enjoyed it so much that he bought an extra ticket just to go through the line a second time.

[OpIv37]

Look at the guy next in line. He can't wait for her to touch his leg.
it looks like he's trying to grind on the woman in front of him as a warm up.

[Earthquake Enyart]

http://images2.sportsline.com/u/gettyimages/photos/53256599RS008_Texan_Bills091120_lower.jpg
I should have picked that line to be patted down. :doh:
There's no way in hell she could get her arms around you.

[Michael82]

There's no way in hell she could get her arms around you.
yeah, she'd be too busy enjoying the front. :naughty:

[Michael82]

Look at the guy next in line. He can't wait for her to touch his leg.
You can tell he purposely picked that line. It would have been hilarious if the girl left and some old guy came over to pat him down instead. :snicker:

[Gunzlingr]

You can tell he purposely picked that line. It would have been hilarious if the girl left and some old guy came over to pat him down instead. :snicker:

Yeah, some old dude loving pervert!

[MDFINFAN]

You guys are nuts...

[Kerr]

BTW I saw Mikey go through security. He enjoyed it so much that he bought an extra ticket just to go through the line a second time.
:rofl: damn, you're killing me today. I wish I could have gone to the opener.

[OpIv37]

:rofl: damn, you're killing me today. I wish I could have gone to the opener.

I do my best. Definitely come up next year- it was a lot of fun.

[The_Philster]

She was in the next lane over from me, too :unhappy:

[casdhf]

I know that guy.

[pintonick96]

I had that girl pat me down. She touched me once and I asked "was that it?" She laughed so I asked her for her phone number and she pushed me to the ticket turnstiles. True story.

I think she digs me.

[im4bflo]

You guys are nuts...
Unlike fishfans, who just enjoy patting each other down, with a look on their faces like your avatar. :snicker2:

[BAM]

http://images2.sportsline.com/u/gettyimages/photos/53256599RS008_Texan_Bills091120_lower.jpg

Meanwhile, in the background you can see a reverse doggy-style in progress.

[HAMMER]

Damn, you guys need some poon.

[lordofgun]

There's no way in hell she could get her arms around you.
yeah, she'd be too busy enjoying the front. :naughty:
Your breasts?