Lexwhat
09-13-2005, 03:45 PM
I've been taking note of Vic Carucci lately, and he's a moron...Here's his rankings after week 1:
1. New England (1-0): For all that has been subtracted, Brady + Belichick still equals greatness.
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2. Indianapolis (1-0): If the Colts defense is as strong as it looked vs. the Ravens, this team finally has everything necessary to go the distance.
3. Pittsburgh (1-0): Could we please dispense with the talk that Ben Roethlisberger (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/493043)'s rookie success was some sort of fluke or mirage?
4. Atlanta (1-0): The Falcons need to do a better job of capitalizing on scoring opportunities, but they are off to a good start.
5. Kansas City (1-0): Shutting down Randy Moss (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/12576) and the Raiders would be an even stronger statement by the Chiefs' new and improved defense.
6. New Orleans (1-0): The Saints wasted no time showing they can handle being season-long road warriors.
7. Tampa Bay (1-0):
Carnell Williams</PLAYER> ' lightning-quick legs are something to behold. But how about that vaunted Bucs defense? </P>8. Dallas (1-0): Drew Bledsoe (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/1041) delivered an emphatic "Take that!" to the many (including yours truly) who thought he had nothing left to offer as a starter.
9. Buffalo (1-0): With an outstanding defense and Willis McGahee (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/396170), the Bills simply need J.P. Losman (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/493000) to be as poised and efficient as he was vs. Houston and they'll go a long way.
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10. Eagles
11. NY Giants
12. Miami Dolphins
Ok, so the Giants and Dolphins pulled out nice wins, but 11 and 12?? Carucci is a week-by-week bandwagon clown. That puts the Giants and Dolphins ahead of the Bengals, Chargers, and Jaguars. Doesn't make sense to me.
Here's the rest of it:
http://nfl.com/news/story/8841476
1. New England (1-0): For all that has been subtracted, Brady + Belichick still equals greatness.
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2. Indianapolis (1-0): If the Colts defense is as strong as it looked vs. the Ravens, this team finally has everything necessary to go the distance.
3. Pittsburgh (1-0): Could we please dispense with the talk that Ben Roethlisberger (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/493043)'s rookie success was some sort of fluke or mirage?
4. Atlanta (1-0): The Falcons need to do a better job of capitalizing on scoring opportunities, but they are off to a good start.
5. Kansas City (1-0): Shutting down Randy Moss (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/12576) and the Raiders would be an even stronger statement by the Chiefs' new and improved defense.
6. New Orleans (1-0): The Saints wasted no time showing they can handle being season-long road warriors.
7. Tampa Bay (1-0):
Carnell Williams</PLAYER> ' lightning-quick legs are something to behold. But how about that vaunted Bucs defense? </P>8. Dallas (1-0): Drew Bledsoe (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/1041) delivered an emphatic "Take that!" to the many (including yours truly) who thought he had nothing left to offer as a starter.
9. Buffalo (1-0): With an outstanding defense and Willis McGahee (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/396170), the Bills simply need J.P. Losman (http://nfl.com/players/playerpage/493000) to be as poised and efficient as he was vs. Houston and they'll go a long way.
...
10. Eagles
11. NY Giants
12. Miami Dolphins
Ok, so the Giants and Dolphins pulled out nice wins, but 11 and 12?? Carucci is a week-by-week bandwagon clown. That puts the Giants and Dolphins ahead of the Bengals, Chargers, and Jaguars. Doesn't make sense to me.
Here's the rest of it:
http://nfl.com/news/story/8841476