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  • Bill Brasky
    Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
    • Jan 2004
    • 66218

    Screw the power rankings

    Here's an unbiased ranking sheet based on how teams played last week. I challenge you to do yours as well.

    1 Patriots - Still the best team in the league
    2 Chiefs - Dominated a suppossed Super Bowl-calibre team on both sides of the ball
    3 Colts - Adjusted well in the second half, but didn't face a great offense
    4 Steelers - Who will hand Big Ben his first regular season loss?
    5 Bengals - This offense is going to be scary this season
    6 Falcons - Squeaked by at home against a decent team.
    7 Cowboys - Beat a good Chargers team
    8 Bills - Maybe the best D in the NFL won't have to carry this team after all
    9 Eagles - This team is in for a long season
    10 New Orleans - Proved they could win on the road
    11 Jacksonville - Nothing impressive, but it was consistent
    12 San Diego - Still have enough talent to challenge for the division title
    13 Tampa Bay - They could be the Bills of the NFC if Williams plays like that all season
    14 Carolina - Losing the home opener is something Super Bowl contenders just don't do
    15 NY Giants - Turned on the afterburners against a decent team in the second half
    16 Baltimore - Horrible offense, and the defense wasn't as dominant as it needs to be for this team to win
    17 Oakland - Played alright on the road against the champs.
    18 Minnesota - Next week is already a must-win for them. Culpepper has something to prove
    19 Detroit - If the offense gets on track they might have an outside shot at making the playoffs
    20 Seattle - Where was the offense?
    21 Miami - Gus is not the answer in Miami, but he's better than Feeley - for now
    22 Denver - As hot as it might have been in Miami, they still looked pretty bad
    23 San Fransisco - At least they're not rolling over and dying this season
    24 Arizona - Where was that vastly improved D?
    25 St. Louis - If you can't beat SF with that offense it should be cause for concern
    26 Redskins - QB controversy: Year 2.
    27 Packers - They still have weapons on O, but losing Walker is a huge blow
    28 Bears - Sadly, this team will be drafting in the top 5 again
    29 Texans - Offense looked like a high school team full of 2nd stringers
    30 Jets - Nowhere near the worst in the league, but they played like it Sunday
    31 Browns - Still riding the Trent Dilfer Super Bowl wave
    32 Titans - Worst team in the league. Hands down.
  • JD
    Sabres Zone
    • Sep 2003
    • 13752

    #2
    Re: Screw the power rankings

    Baltimore should be lower, Miami, Jets and San Fran should be higher though.
    “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.

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    • casdhf
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 17542

      #3
      Re: Screw the power rankings

      SF should not be higher.
      Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
      cas,

      I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

      BillsZone Mod

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      • Bill Brasky
        Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
        • Jan 2004
        • 66218

        #4
        Re: Screw the power rankings

        Originally posted by JD SabreFan
        Jets should be higher though.


        Out of all the highlights/games I watched, they looked like the absolute worst team in the league... if it wasn't for all the NY hype around them they would be dead last on everybody's list after the way they played.

        No team that fumbles 7 times, gets into the redzone several times and comes away with nothing, and gets ran over on defense deserves to be high on any list.

        They'll get better, but the way they played they deserve to be near the bottom.

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        • Mitchy moo
          Roways rooking ahread!
          • Sep 2005
          • 18380

          #5
          Re: Screw the power rankings

          Originally posted by jfreeman


          Out of all the highlights/games I watched, they looked like the absolute worst team in the league... if it wasn't for all the NY hype around them they would be dead last on everybody's list after the way they played.

          No team that fumbles 7 times, gets into the redzone several times and comes away with nothing, and gets ran over on defense deserves to be high on any list.

          They'll get better, but the way they played they deserve to be near the bottom.
          Can you imagine what will happen when the Bills D gets a hold of them, bad things man, bad things.

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          • Mr. Cynical
            Maybe?
            • Oct 2003
            • 9766

            #6
            Re: Screw the power rankings

            1. Bills

            All the other teams can kiss my ass.

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            • ublinkwescore
              Sab and TD are insignificant
              • Sep 2002
              • 24178

              #7
              Re: Screw the power rankings

              Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
              1. Bills

              All the other teams can kiss my ass.

              If only it were that easy.
              www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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              • ublinkwescore
                Sab and TD are insignificant
                • Sep 2002
                • 24178

                #8
                Re: Screw the power rankings

                I still wouldn't put the Bengals ahead of us - are we forgetting who they beat up on?

                The Browns may as well have gotten their name from the color of feces.
                www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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                • ublinkwescore
                  Sab and TD are insignificant
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 24178

                  #9
                  Re: Screw the power rankings

                  Same with the Cowboys.

                  We saw this out of Drew before too - remember two seasons ago when he took us to 2-0 out of the gate - he'll return to form in no more then 4 weeks.
                  www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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                  • pintonick96
                    You guys are all nerds. Just give me team updates and STFU.
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1412

                    #10
                    Re: Screw the power rankings

                    Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
                    1. Bills

                    All the other teams can kiss my ass.

                    I was gonna say:
                    1. Buffalo
                    2. - 32. Who the fxck cares.

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