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What? The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (FL), Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champions with Cadillac Williams and Jon Gruden vs. bills
Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida
When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.
Overview
Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.
The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.
Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense
Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.
The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox. Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".
Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense
Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.
Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.
Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.
The Bills have 11 men on defense.
Predictions
Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.
Thoughts?
Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida
When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.
Overview
Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.
The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.
Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense
Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.
The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox. Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".
Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense
Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.
Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.
Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.
The Bills have 11 men on defense.
Predictions
Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.
Thoughts?
Bills Rock!
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