Bills vs. Bucs Preview

[Pittman4Two]

What? The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (FL), Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champions with Cadillac Williams and Jon Gruden vs. bills

Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida

When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.

Overview

Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.

The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.

Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense

Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.

The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox. Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".

Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense

Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.

Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

The Bills have 11 men on defense.

Predictions

Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.

Thoughts?

[Crisis]

How does Griese throw 3 TD and the Bucs only score 17 pts?

[DMBcrew36]

worst. preview. ever.


don't quit your day job buddy.

[LarryBoy]

I pray this isnt for real and should be in the smack forum.

[Pittman4Two]

I'm confused on why it was the worst. preview. ever.

I exploit the weaknesses of both the bucs and bills.

I backup my predictions with facts and figures.

I'm just a Bucs fan wanting to chime up with some good ol' Bills fans.

??

[Crisis]

I'm confused on why it was the worst. preview. ever.

I exploit the weaknesses of both the bucs and bills.

I backup my predictions with facts and figures.

I'm just a Bucs fan wanting to chime up with some good ol' Bills fans.

??
You're a troll that knows nothing about football.

I guess you were too busy trying to be funny than to realise 3 TD passes can't be 17 points.

[Pittman4Two]

Crisis, you nitpick yet you show no evidence to support your theory.

Seriously, about JP Losman...has he made you guys forget about Doug Flutie?

[OpIv37]

I'm confused on why it was the worst. preview. ever.

I exploit the weaknesses of both the bucs and bills.

I backup my predictions with facts and figures.

I'm just a Bucs fan wanting to chime up with some good ol' Bills fans.

??

first, your math doesn't add up- 3 TD's is 21 points.
Second, the Bills D has several big names- Takeo Spikes, Sam Adams, Lawyer Milloy, Troy Vincent, Nate Clements. If you've never heard of them, you don't watch much football.
Third, you discussed the Bills offense with no mention of Willis McGahee, who ran for over 1000 yards in 10 games last season. How can you consider that complete?
Fourth, you never mentioned that Buffalo's D was No. 2 in the league two years running and forced 5 turnovers last week. Shredding the Vikings' D and shredding the Bills' D are two differen things.

I could keep going, but I think 4 major holes in a 6 paragraph post is a good starting point.

[Bill Brasky]

I'm confused on why it was the worst. preview. ever.

I exploit the weaknesses of both the bucs and bills.

I backup my predictions with facts and figures.

I'm just a Bucs fan wanting to chime up with some good ol' Bills fans.

??
:rofl:
you rule man. i hope you post 25 times a day.

[DMBcrew36]

"this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names"


what a joke... in reality, the Bucs D is a bunch of no names in comparison with Buffalo's pro bowl D

[Aero II]

I think Pittman is Finmama in disguise.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I don't care about your preview... but man that avatar is ROCKIN!!!! I so hope thats you, cause you would instantly be my new hero man.

[Pittman4Two]

OpIV37, you make some points but I see some biased opinion on your end. Of the people you mentioned, I only recognize Willis McGahee and that's because he went to school locally here in Florida.

Griese's TD numbers are a little high but that's my opinion. Sure, they might not add up to 17 points but I suspect the Buffalo refs will call back at least 2-3 scores themselves.

So, as you can see, my post might've been a little flawed but your rebuttle is severly and udderly flawed.

[Bill Brasky]

"this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names"


what a joke... in reality, the Bucs D is a bunch of no names in comparison with Buffalo's pro bowl D
unfortunately, our D never sends anybody to the probowl - 2 last year.

[DMBcrew36]

I don't care about your preview... but man that avatar is ROCKIN!!!! I so hope thats you, cause you would instantly be my new hero man.
he needs to shave his mexican immigrant 'stache off

[BlackMetalNinja]

I suspect the Buffalo refs will call back at least 2-3 scores themselves.
God I hope this isn't for real... but if it is, you've got to be one of the least educated football fans I've ever seen. Buffalo refs??? Since when does the NFL ship referees specifically from the town of the AWAY team in to do its games?

[buffalofan19]

Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.

Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

The Bills have 11 men on defense.

Predictions

Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.

Thoughts?
I try to keep from being homeristic, but if the Bucs take the Bills defense as lightly as you do, then they are in serious trouble. The Bills just might have the best defense in the league right now. There is no linebacking corps that is better than they are, and you can make an argument that the secondary is tops in the league as well (four pro-bowlers). This is going to be a tough game fought in the trenches. Neither offense is going to do much, because both are outmatched by the opposing defense IMO. I'm going to predict 13-10 Bills. I doubt that either team will score more than one TD.

Oh, and there is no possible way for Griese to throw 3 touchdown passes and the Bucs only have 17 points.

Also, on Cadillac Williams, if the Vikings didn't leave the middle wide open on that 70+ yard run, it wouldn't have happened at all. Before that run Williams only averaged about 2 yards a carry. Willis McGahee averaged over 5. Advantage: Buffalo.

[LarryBoy]

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Tampa Bay rookie fullback Rick Razzano was suspended four games Friday by the NFL for violating the league's policy on anabolic steroids


http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4878068



:lmao:

[NC-BILLS44]

What a Homer!!!!

:lmao:

BRRRING, BRRRING, BRRRING
Good morning, this is your wake up call.

The are no facts in your cough cough review, other than some of the names used.

[northernbillfan]

Griese's TD numbers are a little high but that's my opinion. Sure, they might not add up to 17 points but I suspect the Buffalo refs will call back at least 2-3 scores themselves.
If the refs call back two or three scores then the score, according to your "preview", should be Buffalo 7 Bucs negative 3

[OpIv37]

OpIV37, you make some points but I see some biased opinion on your end. Of the people you mentioned, I only recognize Willis McGahee and that's because he went to school locally here in Florida.

Griese's TD numbers are a little high but that's my opinion. Sure, they might not add up to 17 points but I suspect the Buffalo refs will call back at least 2-3 scores themselves.

So, as you can see, my post might've been a little flawed but your rebuttle is severly and udderly flawed.

first of all, the game's in your stadium so they certainly won't be our refs. Second, if you know anything about the Bills you'll know that we tend to get screwed by the refs more often than not. Remember the "Music City Mirage"?

Oh BTW Troy Vincent played in Miami for a while, so why haven't you heard of him? All those guys have been in the Pro Bowl during their careers, so it's more than just Bills fans that know who they are.

[Bill Brasky]

Hey guys, I think you're missing the point in the grand scheme of things....

We constantly ***** about the Bills never getting respect, and this guy is a perfect example... he's a typical fan who doesn't know **** about our team because nobody chooses to care.

I hope all teams/fans take us this lightly this season... we'll finally make the playoffs.

[northernbillfan]

Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys...
It took exhaustive and extensove research to find this out... :roflmao:

[Pittman4Two]

northernbillfan, where did you go to high school? My gosh...

Griese is that good where he'll throw at least 3 TD's but get them called back because of a phantom penalty. We all know that the away team brings refs with them.

[mysticsoto]

I was going to answer this troll, but it's not worth my time. Judging an offense b'cse of the nickname of 1 player...that's pretty sad - and then he has the audacity to ask Crisis and OpIv to present something to support their POV.

:huh: Clueless...just clueless...

[Bill Brasky]

It took exhaustive and extensove research to find this out... :roflmao:
:rofl:

[Jimbuktu]

come on guys, this was one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time ... really hilarious, and not just because he is way off base about the Bills ... the guy can't be for real, from the avatar to his commentary to the three tds =17, i think he is just ****ing with all of us

but i will give credit where credit is due, you made me laugh buddy, you really did ... funny ****

[FlyingDutchman]

What? The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (FL), Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champions with Cadillac Williams and Jon Gruden vs. bills

Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida

When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.

Overview

Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.

The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.

Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense

Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.

The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox. Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".

Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense

Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.

Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

The Bills have 11 men on defense.

Predictions

Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.

Thoughts?First off, what a great coaching strategy you came up with!! How did you know our game plan was to score more points than you? You really know our coach real well....second of all, I thought you said you had arguements backed up by facts, your whole arguemnet for the Bills O against Bucs D is just rambling about JPs name....you should work for ESPN, youre amazing. I dont know if i should laugh at you or feel bad that you think Griese is good and consistant. You must not watch any of the games. Your right our top ranked defense sucks....Then your whole arguement for Bucs O against Bills D is more senseless rambling with no facts? Why did you even waste your time with this pathetic post. Better question is why did i waste my time reading and responding. I hope you dont represent all Bucs fans, Id like to think they have some knowledge of the sport, or knowledge of math for that matter (3 TDs=17 pts??) good attempt though. Your post almost seems like something my sister would write. She has little to no knowledge of football. All she knows is players names, and its good to score more points than the other team. Well i guess she DOES know more than you, at least she does know players names. One more thing, before your next moronic post, you might wanna lose the unemployed porn star look from your avatar.

[FlyingDutchman]

Actually, your whole arguement was a play on names...there isnt one bit of good thought put into this. Your obsessed that Williams name being cadilac, got any other cute car terms to use? Go back to your rock ya moron...

[BillsRockSOMUCH]

:roflmao: Oh man hillarious.
When doing a preview of a game a little research sometimes helps, knowledge of football too. You honestly have no idea who Nate Clements, Troy Vincent, Lawyer Milloy, Sam Adams, Aaron Schobel and London Fletcher? Our defense sucks and is all no-namers...right....That's where the research and knowledge of football part kicks in. Unless you're wondering the Bills defense which is ranked #1 in the NFL right now held Houston to 120 yards last week.

The Bills have 11 men on defense.
Wow, you must of really researched that, you are a genious! Only someone with your vast knowledge of the game of "football" could have known there are 11 defensive players on the field at once.
Our offense sucks because our QB's nickname is JP. Way to breakdown the matchups! I'm not gonna even comment on the 3 TDs = 17 points part.
Post more often! Hopefully you'll be posting when our defense knocks Griese on his a@@ and McGahee is ripping apart the Bucs run defense.

[Captain gameboy]

Call me a Bills fan, but you lost me in your second sentence.

Here it is:

"The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN."

Point One. What kind of sense does "Minnesota, MN," make?
Did you mean Minneapolis?

Second.
Udderly?

Did you mean utterly?

Here's what udder means:

A baglike organ containing the mammary glands, characteristic of certain female mammals, such as cows, sheep, and goats.

So....that was the last sentence I read.

Did the Bucs win by destroying the Vikes with cow tits?

Nice job slick. I think they should promote you to coordinator.

[Sportsuser101]

I wonder if all Bucs fans are this stupid..

[ZacGriffi~82]

OMG


I hope this was a joke.

[BillsSabresB.C.T. Fan]

Crisis, you nitpick yet you show no evidence to support your theory.

Seriously, about JP Losman...has he made you guys forget about Doug Flutie?

:lolpoint: Doug Flutie :roflmao:
:lolabove:

[Buczilla]

As always....great analysis, Pittman. I'm not in the least bit surprised that these homers disagree with you. Keep up the good work.

[AndreReed83]

You're a troll that knows nothing about football.

I guess you were too busy trying to be funny than to realise 3 TD passes can't be 17 points.


Crisis, you nitpick yet you show no evidence to support your theory.

Seriously, about JP Losman...has he made you guys forget about Doug Flutie?

I believe the "theory" Crisis was using is called SIMPLE MATH. Something you would have learned if you had gone to school instead of eating paints chips.

[paladin warrior]

:rock: :yap: :wtf:
What? The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (FL), Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champions with Cadillac Williams and Jon Gruden vs. bills

Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida

When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.

Overview

Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.

The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.

Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense

Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.

The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox. Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".

Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense

Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.

Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

The Bills have 11 men on defense.

Predictions

Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.

Thoughts?:wtf: Tampa Bay!!! BUTT Pirate :pirate: --ARRRR:rock: WHO CARE!!!!!!! What u Talked about your lousy Tampa Bay. Chat chat chat chat :yap: :stick: Tampa bay got lucky because viking dont have randy moss

[Akhippo]

As always....great analysis, Pittman. I'm not in the least bit surprised that these homers disagree with you. Keep up the good work.

I hope this is sarcasm. Otherwise you must have not read this piece of pullitzer material. The lack of pictures and one syllable words must have hampered your endevour.
"As always"; you mean he does this often. This was actually a serious attempt to break down the matchup. You make him sound like hes the mensa poster of the fans. That must put the rest of you bucs fans near the likes of single cell organisms as far as intelligence. :bringit:

[L.A. Playa]

hey its Kip, nice contacts, say hi to Napolean

[RedEyE]

What was the name of that hispanic kid from Napolean Dynamite again?

[L.A. Playa]

Pedro

[hammerbillsfan]

Hey look, It's Ponch with a stache! :lol:

[Pittman4Two]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11.

[hammerbillsfan]

Here's my prediction:

Bills 73 Bucs -6

[Devin]

If you think the anemic Bucs offense will put up those points on the #1 defense in football your nuts.

It will be close no doubt, but your kidding youself if you think the Bills defense wont show up.

McGahee Vs. anyone is scary. And if Losman plays like he did last week its lights out.

[Devin]

Greazy for 3 TD's????? :rofl:

[Mitchy moo]

How does Griese throw 3 TD and the Bucs only score 17 pts?

This guy obviously forgot to renew his physco-drugs after Vinny Test.. left. Mathematical equations are for for people with IQ's above 75, this guy is pushing 17 at best.

[Devin]

No sane bucs fan, or football fan would consider that a legit ANALysis.

[Pittman4Two]

That's just not right skooby

http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Scooby-Doo/Scooby-Doo%20Pictures/Scooby.jpg

[McGahee420]

I have a question, and I don't know if anyone esle has asked this, but I was listening to TKO on NFL.com, and they were saying the bills are going to play the BUcs for the 8th time in team history, and all 8 times the game has been played in Tampa. What the hell is this? Bucs fans are lucky that they never have to come to the Ralph, especially when it comes to November and December. I guess they think that it is unfair to go to the Ralph because it isnt going to be much of a game. Next time it better be in the Ralph or this is rigged.

[paladin warrior]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11. Drop dead loser. Bills 24 Bucs 3. Bills will knock your QB. And Then walk over QB HEAD.

[BucGuy]

First off, what a great coaching strategy you came up with!! How did you know our game plan was to score more points than you? You really know our coach real well....second of all, I thought you said you had arguements backed up by facts, your whole arguemnet for the Bills O against Bucs D is just rambling about JPs name....you should work for ESPN, youre amazing. I dont know if i should laugh at you or feel bad that you think Griese is good and consistant. You must not watch any of the games. Your right our top ranked defense sucks....Then your whole arguement for Bucs O against Bills D is more senseless rambling with no facts? Why did you even waste your time with this pathetic post. Better question is why did i waste my time reading and responding. I hope you dont represent all Bucs fans, Id like to think they have some knowledge of the sport, or knowledge of math for that matter (3 TDs=17 pts??) good attempt though. Your post almost seems like something my sister would write. She has little to no knowledge of football. All she knows is players names, and its good to score more points than the other team. Well i guess she DOES know more than you, at least she does know players names. One more thing, before your next moronic post, you might wanna lose the unemployed porn star look from your avatar.
LOL!!! I've been reading responses to Pitt's pre-game posts for a while now. This one is one of the funniest ever! Great job!

[hammerbillsfan]

I have a question, and I don't know if anyone esle has asked this, but I was listening to TKO on NFL.com, and they were saying the bills are going to play the BUcs for the 8th time in team history, and all 8 times the game has been played in Tampa. What the hell is this? Bucs fans are lucky that they never have to come to the Ralph, especially when it comes to November and December. I guess they think that it is unfair to go to the Ralph because it isnt going to be much of a game. Next time it better be in the Ralph or this is rigged.Here's your answer:
http://www.buffalobills.com/games/index.jsp

"The Bills and Bucs have met seven times prior to this week's matchup and this will be the first meeting between the two clubs since 2000. Each game in the series, which began in 1976, has been played in Tampa. The Bucs lead the series 5-2 overall with the Buccaneers winning the last meeting, 31-17, on November 26, 2000. Five of the seven in the series have been decided by a touchdown or less.

Eric Moulds caught eight passes for 102 yards and a touchdown in the last meeting."

[BillsRockSOMUCH]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11. Are you friggin kidding? Good analyzation? Worst I have ever seen! Brick Tamlund could've wrote better! You don't break down any of the matchups. You say the Bills defense sucks and is all no-namers, it is the #1 defense in the NFL! Far better than the Bucs. You say our offense sucks because our QB's nicknamed "JP". You clearly are a homer who has zero knowledge of the entire NFL. You say you never heard of any Bills players other than J.P., McGahee, and TKO...any knowledgble NFL fan knows who Moulds, Evans, Clements, Schobel, Adams, Fletcher, Milloy, and Vincent are. You're just drinking T.B. kool-aid, IMO the Bucs are not a playoff caliber team. This is just a homer report saying the Bucs rock and the Bills suck with absolutely zero facts to back it up. Pathetic, go to a friggin Bucs board.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Are you friggin kidding? Good analyzation? Worst I have ever seen! Brick Tamlund could've wrote better!
Brick killed a guy... did you throw a trident?

[McGahee420]

Here's your answer:
http://www.buffalobills.com/games/index.jsp

"The Bills and Bucs have met seven times prior to this week's matchup and this will be the first meeting between the two clubs since 2000. Each game in the series, which began in 1976, has been played in Tampa. The Bucs lead the series 5-2 overall with the Buccaneers winning the last meeting, 31-17, on November 26, 2000. Five of the seven in the series have been decided by a touchdown or less.

Eric Moulds caught eight passes for 102 yards and a touchdown in the last meeting."
Yeah, I understand this, but why hasn't the Bills hosted them in Buffalo? Anyways Pittman dude, I think that its cool to support your team, but you have to be smarter about stats and points. Come on dude, do you really think the Grease is going to have the best game of his Bucs career agaisnt the Bills D? HAHAHAHA, that is funny. Also I noticed that you named off a bunch of players that are known all around from your D, but you forgot to name the heart and sole of that D, in Derrick Brooks. It seems to me that you really dont know your team that well to forget about the leader of the defense. This is going to be a dog fight and it wont be easy for either team, but I see Buffalo and JP losman getting their first road win of the year. Final score is Buffalo 20 Bucs 13. Willis McGahee will take over in the second half and finish with 138 yards and a TD. GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!

[BucGuy]

I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.
I think this would be a nightmare for the Bills. Good point.

[northernbillfan]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11.

Yeah we know a lot about "gridiron" football. Enough to realize your post is full of s#!t. Of course we know a good analyzation, that's why are mocking your every post and thought.

3 td's still adds up to 21. Bucs must go for 2 on two of those TDs.

And just how does Buffalo score 11? A TD and two safeties? 3 FG's and a safety?

FYI, the gridiron is where football is played, not the name of the game. Now go swim back to the boat and go home to Fidel. He misses you.

[clumping platelets]

3 TDs but only 17 pts :roflmao:

Redneck math

[DMBcrew36]

Pathetic, go to a friggin Bucs board.
He is on the Buccaneers.com board. He posted that EXACT "preview" of his on their website messageboard. It took them a lot longer to realize it was a joke of a preview.

[justasportsfan]

he's feelthepain's brother that is a bucs fan.

[mysticsoto]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11.
23 to 11, Bucs? So does that mean the Bucs score 4 TDs now? :funny:

Are you going to be back if you lose and say anything? Or are you one of those losers who just came by b'cse we are playing you and when you lose, you go back to your normal msg boards with your tail between your legs and never show your face around here again?

[BillsSabresB.C.T. Fan]

I have a question, and I don't know if anyone esle has asked this, but I was listening to TKO on NFL.com, and they were saying the bills are going to play the BUcs for the 8th time in team history, and all 8 times the game has been played in Tampa. What the hell is this? Bucs fans are lucky that they never have to come to the Ralph, especially when it comes to November and December. I guess they think that it is unfair to go to the Ralph because it isnt going to be much of a game. Next time it better be in the Ralph or this is rigged.

The next time we play the :pirate: is at home at the RWS
2009 opponents:
Home: Buccaneers, Colts, Dolphins, Jets, Patriots, Saints, Texans, TBD AFC North opponent
http://www.buffalobills.com/team/20042009Schedule.jsp

[Dozerdog]

How does Griese throw 3 TD and the Bucs only score 17 pts?
:rofl:

[Dozerdog]

This is funnier every time I read this. Someone is a pure comic genius if they made this up.


First- the Avatar- It reminds me of "Dangerous Dave" :chuckle:





What? The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (FL), Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champions with Cadillac Williams and Jon Gruden vs. bills

Super Bowl what? XXXIIIX isn't a roman numeral. The Bucs won XXXVII, and this year's is XL.


Location? Tampa, FL. in Florida
As opposed to the Tampa FL in Texas


When? Sunday (after Saturday) at 1pm in the afternoon.
Do we really need to qualify When Sunday , 1PM is? How many are there in a week?

Overview

Can you hear that Buffalo? That's the Pewter Streak Locomotive on a collision course with you! The Bucs come in riding high after simply and udderly destroying the Vikings up in Minnesota, MN. The dome was silent with defeat except for the roar from the Buc sidelines as we raised our victory flag as triumphants and winners! To continue the great saga of 2005, the Bucs now face a delapidated Bills team that's never won a Super Bowl. How sad.

I think I know who Paladin Warrior made the lunch bet with. (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=80208&highlight=lobster)


The Buffalo Bills, Rob Johnson's ex-team, are now hoping and praying that their coach (?) will try to win games by outscoring opponents. We'll see as they approach the troubled waters of Tampa Bay.
This is just stupid. I beleive that would be the game plan for any coach- in any sport- at any level.



Bills Offense (LOL) vs. Bucs Defense



Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.

Where is this going?

The Bucs defense is the Bucs defense. Tried and true, this unit is as strong as oak being dragged by an ox.
JP fast like squirrell!


Ronde, Jamie, Brian, Jermaine, Tito, Simeone, Booger, and Steve are anchors to the most dominating defense the league has ever seen this season. Good luck, "JP".

Last I looked, don't think our roster has a guy named "Booger" on it. Jermaine and Tito? 2/5ths of the Jackson 5?


Bucs Offense vs. Bills Defense

Brian "MVP" Griese makes the start this week after consistently, concisively, and continually disecting, analyzing, and disecting the Vikes' defense like there was no tomorrow. Look for Griese to rang up big numbers against this Bills defense that consists of a bunch of no-names.

Cadillac, my man. The guy is in cruise control. His gas tank is full on "F" and he's got plenty of windshield washing fluid to get rid of those love bug Bills defensive backs. I hear he has Michelin tires so he's ready to roll on the Ray Jay turf. I'd like for Gruden to bring in Cadillac for an oil change in the 4th so my man Pitt can go wild on those Bills.

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

Tank Full on F?

Takeo sounds like "Tequilla" until you get to the "Keyo" part?
Is that like Pittman4two sounding like "pissing my pants" until you get to the "ss" part?




The Bills have 11 men on defense.Good analysis. The Bills really turned the corner in 2003 with their defense when they chose to play the full compliment of 11 allowed by league rules. Experimenting with 8 or 9 guys really didn't work out all that well.




Predictions

Griese throws for 3 TD's as the bucs beat out the Bills 17-3.

Thoughts?

Product of the "No Child left Behind" program????

[Devin]

:rofl: you mean to tell me this genius doesnt even know the super-bowl his own team won?

Classic.

Bucs fans are blinded by their loyalty, period. Same as the 4-12 Dolphins. Must be a Florida thing.

Their only potential weapon is a rookie RB, who will be introduced to the #1 Defense in football this weekend.

Welcome to the NFL *****.

[BucGuy]

Is there a better name to have on defense than Takeo? It sounds like tequilla until you get to the "keo" part. It'd be really funny if they played "Tequilla" during the player introductions and he could come out with Pee Wee Herman and dance together. Man, that would be great.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/tbuberalles/pee-wee-takeo.jpg

[The_Philster]

Some Bucs fans are actually pretty cool...like Paka...this guy is an embarassment to NFL fans period

[Devin]

Whats funny is when we do win these guys are going to get awfully quiet.

[pintonick96]

You guys jumped on this guy lk he killed your dog. He put out a pretty funny biased post. I enjoyed it Bucs fans, I really did. Good luck on Sunday, too bad our defense is just too much for you lackluster offense. If you had Simms in there, I'd be nervous.

[BucGuy]

This may be the thread of the year on this board!

[FlyingDutchman]

This may be the thread of the year on this board!
and you would know bc you've been a part of this site for a week...:shakeno:

[JD]

How does Griese throw 3 TD and the Bucs only score 17 pts?
:lmao: Good stuff.... Why did you even waste your time with that whole preview, you didnt mention much about the bills did u **********? I could have outran "cadillac" on his womanly td run. He was running with a little body guard.

This guy is going to get smoked by TKO, I can feel it.

But anyways, :goodpost: :loser:

I predict a 21-7 game with JP throwing 5 touchdowns. :lmao:

[JD]

EDITED FOR TOS

NO NAMECALLING OR PERSONAL ATTACKS

[mysticsoto]

Your a moron, it really would be better if you just never talked anymore. Op makes biased opinions? You were sucking gruden's nutsack that entire post, now please leave you silly troll.


I dont know where he went but I graduated with advanced regents honors from highschool with a 3.8gpa, how about your mexico city education...are you even a legal resident? :comedy:

Hey, watch that. We have a couple of Mexican Bills fans that could be insulted on that. How about we say ghetto education, or Farmland/Redneck...even Amish education.

[JD]

I never would've believed it, but the rumors are true...the Bills fans really don't know much about the game of gridiron football. You'd think after all of your championships that you would know a good analyzation when you've seen one.

I'll amend my score: Bucs 23, Bills 11.
Now the question for you Pedro is...how many touchdowns to make 23 a logical score?

[JD]

Hey, watch that. We have a couple of Mexican Bills fans that could be insulted on that. How about we say ghetto education, or Farmland/Redneck...even Amish education.
Oh god your right, whatever happend to the amigos? hmmm I missed those days :cry: Ill revise it :crap:


I think this would be a nightmare for the Bills. Good point.
You lowlifes think your team is tough**** after one game, I just can't wait until reality hits you in the ass where you like it.


Drop dead loser. Bills 24 Bucs 3. Bills will knock your QB. And Then walk over QB HEAD.
Paladin, your officially my new favorite poster!!

[Buczilla]

Every.

Single.

One of you.

Bit.


Truly Amazing.

[BucGuy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/tbuberalles/bucsvsbills.gif

[AndreReed83]

Through my exhaustive and exasperative research, I have come to find out that Drew Bledsoe is now with the Dallas Cowboys, leaving the Bills with some guy named JP. Is it John Paul? Jethro Patrick? Juan Phillip? Joseph Peter? Why the necessity to abbreviate your name, JP? If this guy doesn't have the respect of his parents to not use his real name, how are his teammates supposed to react? I wouldn't block for the guy, that's for sure.


ROFL!! Your team's starting running back goes by the nickname CADILLAC like it was his real name!!

[AndreReed83]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/tbuberalles/bucsvsbills.gif


It's a good thing NFL games aren't played using swords, or else we might be in trouble. :sorry:

[northernbillfan]

Bout time someone put Billy out of his misery, thanks buc guy.

[Meathead]

I am udderly amazed at how many of you were punked by this imposter.



Jermaine, Tito,

lmao.

:log:

[Cntrygal]

Bout time someone put Billy out of his misery, thanks buc guy.


:mad:

[Pittman4Two]

Just wanted to check in this morning and say hello.

The Bills put up a great and good effort but nothing to remember to write home about.

Good luck the rest of the season.

[BillsFanInMass]

Nice hairdoo lol

[BillsFanInMass]

Vote for Pedro!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pittman4Two]

Nice hairdoo lol
Thanks man...you're one of the only people that actually likes it.

[BillsFanInMass]

:puke: :apu:

[Jimbuktu]

what a 'stache

[Pittman4Two]

:puke: :apu:

LOL...I like that.

I like animations. Who's the guy with blue hair?

[Pittman4Two]

I just wanted to say that I probably won't be posting much here unless the Bucs play the bills again this season. My wallet schedule only goes to week 8, so it's a possibility we'll see you again between week 9-17.

Thanks for your cantor while I visited...you're a good group of people.

[SquishDaFish]

Your a real fan lol. You should know they dont play again we are not in same division.

[BucGuy]

Pittman4two, I must say I'm a little disappointed that you were off in your prediction. You said 17-3 and it ended up 19-3. 2 points off? You are slipping. Otherwise, you were udderly correct.