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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Caption This

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • obi wan
    Registered User
    • Jul 2005
    • 127

    #2
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    Maybe one of you big burly lineman who follow me to restaurants could put a lovely ring on this fingure before we consimate our love.

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    • MikeInRoch
      Registered User
      • Sep 2003
      • 10446

      #3
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      I'm not even sure I have *room* for another ring!
      "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

      "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

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      • mysticsoto
        Too sober for this...
        • Apr 2004
        • 31439

        #4
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        Hey Coach, that Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion does leave my hands soft...see?

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101255

          #5
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          dammit, why won't the web come out?
          MiKiDo Facebook
          MiKiDo Website

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          • Historian
            2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
            • Dec 2002
            • 61779

            #6
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            "I cast all you evil spirits...OUTTA HERE!"

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            • Mini Mouse
              Junior Zoner
              • Sep 2005
              • 35

              #7
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              Caption:
              This is what a real QB looks like. Note a whiny cocky mouse.

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              • Ickybaluky
                Registered User
                • Jul 2003
                • 8884

                #8
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                "This is how I reach into your chest and rip your heart out."

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                • mybills
                  81 st zoner
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 61717

                  #9
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                  "Y.M.C.A."
                  I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                  • The last buffalo fan
                    I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 18204

                    #10
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                    Originally posted by MBBedard
                    "Billy, Billy, oh Billy hurry up................... I got to paint these ugly nails, oh wait look, one is broken, oh my God I want to die!!l
                    The Mexican & too!!

                    - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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                    • casdhf
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 17542

                      #11
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                      "Look at me! I am gay, but I just led my team to a GW-FG with :01 left"

                      Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
                      cas,

                      I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

                      BillsZone Mod

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                      • mybills
                        81 st zoner
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 61717

                        #12
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                        Originally posted by OpIv37
                        dammit, why won't the web come out?
                        I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                        • zone
                          No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds.
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2535

                          #13
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                          "Radden:Flawless Vitory"
                          www.blzbus.com

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                          • JBrownFinFan
                            Really fishy smelling poster
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 138

                            #14
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                            Originally posted by MBBedard
                            After I win the Super Bowl again this year, I will be the greatest QB of all time.
                            I have a big schlong

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                            • footballhottie
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 9776

                              #15
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                              The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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