X-Era
09-29-2005, 05:21 PM
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why do we sing about him?
Just wondering.
Ever wonder what the styrofoam peanuts come in when they show up at the factorys? Boxes of themselves?
Why the hell do they have brail at drive up ATM's?
How many hands does it take to run chicken mcnuggets when you drive up and get them? 1 to drive the steering wheel, 1 to hold the nuggets, 1 to hold the dip, 1 to then transfer the nuggets into the dip and 1 to run the stick shift if its a manual.
why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do we make the most amount of money at work just before we retire and save all our money for retirement when we are the oldest and cant have any fun with it? Maybe they should pay us in reverse.
The one I really want answered is: if your knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like? how bout toilets?
Anyways, I hope to hell we win this week, and Id like to see us introduce Winborn as well.
Just wondering.
Ever wonder what the styrofoam peanuts come in when they show up at the factorys? Boxes of themselves?
Why the hell do they have brail at drive up ATM's?
How many hands does it take to run chicken mcnuggets when you drive up and get them? 1 to drive the steering wheel, 1 to hold the nuggets, 1 to hold the dip, 1 to then transfer the nuggets into the dip and 1 to run the stick shift if its a manual.
why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why do we make the most amount of money at work just before we retire and save all our money for retirement when we are the oldest and cant have any fun with it? Maybe they should pay us in reverse.
The one I really want answered is: if your knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like? how bout toilets?
Anyways, I hope to hell we win this week, and Id like to see us introduce Winborn as well.