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What would you tell the Bills in a pre-game speech?

10-01-2005, 10:21 PM

I would say........NOT A DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this damn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this damned shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A DAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A DAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FARGIN HEADS OFF, AND SHEET DOWN THEIR NECKS!!!

AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH....NOW GO GET'EM!!!!!

GO BILLS!!!!!

That's what I would tell them.

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
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10-01-2005, 10:26 PM

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I'm going to write that down and use it when im a coach...

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10-01-2005, 10:27 PM

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I dont think the patients need that FBH
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10-01-2005, 10:55 PM

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I dont think the patients need that FBH

As funny as that vision i just had was....I'm talking about my dream of being a football coach.

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10-01-2005, 11:01 PM

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I'd tell the team whoever they vote as MVP can bang the coach. At this level it's just not that much incentive to tell them they can bang the cheerleaders....so I guess we have to offer up the coach.
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10-01-2005, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Typ0

I'd tell the team whoever they vote as MVP can bang the coach. At this level it's just not that much incentive to tell them they can bang the cheerleaders....so I guess we have to offer up the coach.

LoL i'm sure they will look forward to bangging a male coach....i don't think there are any female coachs right now.

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10-01-2005, 11:06 PM

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unless your refering to when i'm gunna be a coach...then that will be a no go....I will abide by the nfl logo...the No Fun League...better yet the No ****ing League

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10-02-2005, 12:39 AM

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Haven't you heard the expression "Take one for the team" FBH?

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10-02-2005, 12:44 AM

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sorry i'm apart of the No ****ing League

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10-02-2005, 12:45 AM

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I would never in a million years work so hard to be a coach then sleep with a player, maybe another coach but never a player...

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10-02-2005, 01:10 AM

Re: What would you tell the Bills in a pre-game speech?

Originally posted by slakjaw157

I would say........NOT A DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this damn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this damned shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A DAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A DAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FARGIN HEADS OFF, AND SHEET DOWN THEIR NECKS!!! AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH....NOW GO GET'EM!!!!!GO BILLS!!!!!That's what I would tell them.

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10-02-2005, 06:17 AM

Re: What would you tell the Bills in a pre-game speech?

Originally posted by slakjaw157

I would say........NOT A DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this damn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this damned shirt. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A DAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A DAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FARGIN HEADS OFF, AND SHEET DOWN THEIR NECKS!!!

AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH....NOW GO GET'EM!!!!!

That's what I would tell them.

I would just say, "Try not to embarrass yourselves this week."

Then I would show them the cardboard cutout of FBH, and tell them that after each win, they could peel a piece of clothing off her.
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10-02-2005, 07:00 AM

Re: What would you tell the Bills in a pre-game speech?

Any ideas?

On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player?

or...

The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sports writers' time. So, I'd like to hang around and see if we can give 'em all a nice big sh**burger to eat.

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10-02-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by The_Philster

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Yup good movie!

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10-02-2005, 08:37 AM

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Yup good movie!

I saw it 5 times in the theater

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