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Meathead
10-17-2005, 03:16 AM
This is the Rian Lindell Amnesty Program

Under the Rian Lindell Amnesty Program, if you post here you are acknowledging that you used to be a Rian Lindell basher, but now you admit you were a blathering idiot that didn’t know your :moon: from a hole in the ground.

We, the sponsors of the Rian Lindell Amnesty Program, promise not to :lolpoint: at you, promise note to :pound: you, promise not to :gossip: about you, and we certainly promise not to :zonelunch: behind your back because you are acted like a big fat :baby:.

Yes, we promise not to do all those things, and instead offer you a :cheers: and a :bighug: for coming forward with your tail between your legs to admit how much of a :crazy: frikkin' :loser: you are.

Congratulations and welcome to the Rian Lindell Amnesty program!


:monkeyp: you
Michael82
10-17-2005, 04:38 PM
:rofl:

:hail: Rian "Clutch" Lindell
DynaPaul
10-17-2005, 04:49 PM
I'm not signing onto this program JUST yet!
Meathead
10-17-2005, 05:37 PM
If you don't come forward of your own valoti ..., volitshun ..., volitun ..., free will then we'll be forced to come get you and incarse, ... incarser ..., inkarcer ..., throw your ass in jail.
LtBillsFan66
10-17-2005, 06:13 PM
:ontome:
The last buffalo fan
10-17-2005, 06:22 PM
If you don't come forward of your own valoti ..., volitshun ..., volitun ..., free will then we'll be forced to come get you and incarse, ... incarser ..., inkarcer ..., throw your ass in jail.

:lmao: Excelente espaņol Meathead!!!
Romes
10-17-2005, 06:30 PM
i haven't seen lindellsucks around in a while...
OpIv37
10-17-2005, 06:33 PM
He has room for improvement on kickoffs, but I'll admit he's vastly improved and my preseason criticism was unduly harsh.
Turf
10-17-2005, 06:38 PM
OK, in LOGS behalf, I'm going to sign up....
Mr. Cynical
10-17-2005, 08:50 PM
I'm not signing onto this program JUST yet!

Same here. :;

But I will give him credit... so far I have no complaints. :up:


P.S. Meathead - I gave you posrep but forgot to sign. Doh. Very funny post.
deathadder
10-17-2005, 09:45 PM
i haven't seen lindellsucks around in a while...

Don't worry, he will show up when Lindell misses his next kick. Watch, the next kick he misses, they will be all over saying he sucks.
chernobylwraiths
10-17-2005, 10:34 PM
I still don't like him and want a new kicker!

:D
clumping platelets
10-17-2005, 11:09 PM
I never bashed him......I just wanna say

:roflmao:@thread
Tasker
10-17-2005, 11:16 PM
I just cant figure out where to buy Kicker's jerseys?

and do they come in any sizes other than small?
G. Host
10-17-2005, 11:47 PM
Rian Lindell is 6'5" so it definitely comes in a size other than small.
Meathead
10-18-2005, 12:36 AM
I just cant figure out where to buy Kicker's jerseys?

and do they come in any sizes other than small?
lol

now THAT'S a question that could come from a real player. they's always dissin' the kicker.
Meathead
10-18-2005, 12:40 AM
He has room for improvement on kickoffs, but I'll admit he's vastly improved and my preseason criticism was unduly harsh.
Welcome to the light, brother, and may your path be paved with 30-39 yarders.

I praise the on-sides kick within you.
Meathead
10-20-2005, 04:15 AM
some names missing here, people
Dozerdog
10-20-2005, 07:41 AM
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THATHURMANATOR
10-20-2005, 08:02 AM
No I bashed him because until this year he BLEW! He seems to have turned it around this year and I am very happy about it.
Sabre Ally
10-20-2005, 10:26 AM
Yeah, well, the weather's been nice. I'm waiting to see what he does when the snow starts flying (which is estimated to happen as soon as next week :snicker: )
Pride
10-20-2005, 10:38 AM
When he kicks a game winner... I will be convinced...

When we are down by 2 with 8 seconds on the clock.. and he hits from over 35 yards... I will admit being wrong.. until then... I am just going to keep my hatred for him quiet.
jamze132
10-20-2005, 10:40 AM
I was an advocate for Lindell's head during the offseason. However I am pleased to say that my position on Ryan Lindell has slightly changed due to his success thus far into the new campaign. He has been the model of consitency for us this year. Now that we know what Ryan Lindell is capable of, lets hope he continues his contributions to this football club.


p.s. there isn't a whole lot of room for error, Ryan.:bighug:
Sabre Ally
10-20-2005, 10:40 AM
A game winner? Whoa, don't hold your breath, this is not the Vinatieri thread.
R. Rich
10-20-2005, 12:24 PM
...until then... I am just going to keep quiet.

That's the dream.
MarvLevy
10-20-2005, 03:39 PM
When Lindell wins ONE....JUST ONE.....game on a field goal attempt, I will drift to the other side. Until then, I lack confidence in him.
Michael82
10-20-2005, 03:45 PM
A game winner? Whoa, don't hold your breath, this is not the Vinatieri thread.
Didn't he miss one last week? :gag:
Meathead
10-20-2005, 07:05 PM
When he kicks a game winner... I will be convinced... until then... I am just going to keep my hatred for him quiet.
lmao

2 merits for being honest.
Meathead
10-20-2005, 07:47 PM
If you don't come forward of your own valoti ..., volitshun ..., volitun ..., free will then we'll be forced to come get you and incarse, ... incarser ..., inkarcer ..., throw your ass in jail.
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Iehoshua
11-13-2005, 03:19 PM
:monkeyp:This thread.
Uncle Jesse
11-13-2005, 05:59 PM
LINDELL SUCKS!!!!! 28 yards are you serious??? Don't blame it on the wind, i was at the game, and i looked at the flags on the posts, and they were barley moving if at all. HE SUCKS.
Typ0
11-13-2005, 06:01 PM
I'm glad he missed today. It's much better than missing when you don't win the game.
Iehoshua
11-13-2005, 06:04 PM
I won't be missing him when he's gone.
LtBillsFan66
11-13-2005, 06:39 PM
Lindell's a pussy.
Meathead
11-13-2005, 06:42 PM
first half team mvp coughed up a serious turd today
LtBillsFan66
11-13-2005, 06:44 PM
MVP. :rofl: When he hits 40+ game winners he'll be considered. He blows and always will. I can hit 30 yarders.
Devin
11-13-2005, 06:44 PM
Well in sunny San Diego next week he better be clutch, because that game will either be a SD blowout or a down to the wire game.
gr8slayer
11-13-2005, 07:07 PM
Lindell's a pussy.
Reminds me of Holcomb.
BAM
11-13-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm kinda indifferent on the guy, always have been. He likes to go on his little streaks.
Meathead
07-31-2006, 09:04 PM
in remembrance of the hundreds of threads and thousands of posts mercilessly bashing this guy, id like to remind everyone that amnesty is still available to those that prostate themselves before the alter of ryan

may the foot be with you
YardRat
07-31-2006, 09:22 PM
I'm a 'what have you done for me lately' type guy...Lindell could end up in Putzville again real quick with just one missed kick :D
Meathead
07-31-2006, 09:38 PM
yeah and then this thread will get crammed with posts telling me how wrong i was

but when the kill is fresh gorge yourself on the meat. mmmmmmgrrrrrrrrr

i like the guy and im glad to have him here