The Outsider is here to give his midseason report card and tell it like it is. As expected the bumbling bills fumbled away the new england game, it wasn't the all out domination by the pats as expected...but close enough. A loss is still a loss and the outsider expects nothing less with this pathetic 3-5 team.
Offense:
QB's: D-
Holcomb is nothing more than a poor mans drew bledsoe, the difference with the tin man at least he was capable of having a good game once in a blue moon. Holcomb sucks almost as bad as Jp bustman who he replaced, the lesser of two evils i suppose
RB's: B-
Maybe the teams only bright spot. Mcgahee finally had a huge road game against a contender, but it still wasn't enough. Antwain Smith Jr. needs to stop dancing and hit the dam hole. Shaud Williams is a nice change of pace back, but wouldn't be on most nfl rosters. Shelton is past his prime as a FB as well. These men should get purple heart metals for risking their health every week behind one of the worst offensive lines in the history of the nfl.
WR's: D-
Moulds finally has a good game (7 games into the season), but still makes the stupid penalities regulary(offensive pass interference on sunday night) As expected Lee Evans showed last year's rookie campaign was a fluke and is on his way to Josh Reed Status. Speaking of Reed...what a joke. And this parrish guy ain't nothing to write home about either, where's the 4.4 speed at?
Oline: F
By far the most pathetic unit in the NFL, its an adventure everytime they snap the ball. Fat Bennie the Penalty Anderson is good for 3 flags a game. Gandy should be playing in the CFL. Teague is a overhyped bum. Villereal is a journeyman who's well past his prime. And its time part ways with Big Bust Williams....take Jim McNally with you ya big loser!
Defense:
Dline: F
The war is won in the trenches, and this unit is equally pathetic as their offensive counterparts. The Keg is officially over the hill, even though the slob tries to clog the middle once in a blue moon. Anderson, Sape, Bannon...all one in the same: a big bum! Schobel has a good game twice a year, denney and kelsay are wasted 2nd round picks....great job donahoe!
Linebackers: D+
Spikes was overrated before he went down, Crowell is subpar at best. Fletcher is another overrhyped bum than couldn't make a big time tackle if his life depended on it. Jeff Poser doesn't impress me either. Overally this rag tag unit should be blamed equally with the dline for the serious lack of a run defense!
Secondary: D-
What a joke Nate 'toast' Clements is! If donahoe's replacement even attempts to retain this joker he should be fired immediately. Mcgee may have been extended, but his pass defense isn't nearly as good as his return game. Malloy is a complete joke and needs to retire after this season or get his ass cut! Vincent is really the only guy who has done adequate after moving to safety, but his better days are long over as well.
Special Teams:
Kicking: D+
Lindell is still a bum, but is having one of his 'better' years. Moorman seems to have come back down to earth after a stellar campaign the last few years.
Return Game: B+
Mcgee is usually stout, but the big plays from last year are ancient history.
Coaching/Management:
Mike Mularkey: F
This clown must have left his offensive pedigree with Kordell Stewart, because it's non existent in buffalo. He looks more clueless than a virgin in the back seat of a car on prom night. Grow some balls and start formulating an actual gameplan you loser!
Tom Clements: F
Why is this guy an offensive coordinator again? 3 yard curls on 4 and 7 ? gadget reverses for 2 yards? My grandma could call a better game than this yahoo!
Jerry Gray: D+
I give the man credit for doing what he did the last few years, but his unit is too old, overrated, and undertalented to do anything from here on out. His chances at being a nfl head coach have been flushed down the toilet this year.
Tom Donahoe: F
Bottom Line: Get out of town you bum! Your bad drafting and shoddy free agent dealings have done backfired in a major way...time to say hello to the unemployment line you loser!
Offense:
QB's: D-
Holcomb is nothing more than a poor mans drew bledsoe, the difference with the tin man at least he was capable of having a good game once in a blue moon. Holcomb sucks almost as bad as Jp bustman who he replaced, the lesser of two evils i suppose
RB's: B-
Maybe the teams only bright spot. Mcgahee finally had a huge road game against a contender, but it still wasn't enough. Antwain Smith Jr. needs to stop dancing and hit the dam hole. Shaud Williams is a nice change of pace back, but wouldn't be on most nfl rosters. Shelton is past his prime as a FB as well. These men should get purple heart metals for risking their health every week behind one of the worst offensive lines in the history of the nfl.
WR's: D-
Moulds finally has a good game (7 games into the season), but still makes the stupid penalities regulary(offensive pass interference on sunday night) As expected Lee Evans showed last year's rookie campaign was a fluke and is on his way to Josh Reed Status. Speaking of Reed...what a joke. And this parrish guy ain't nothing to write home about either, where's the 4.4 speed at?
Oline: F
By far the most pathetic unit in the NFL, its an adventure everytime they snap the ball. Fat Bennie the Penalty Anderson is good for 3 flags a game. Gandy should be playing in the CFL. Teague is a overhyped bum. Villereal is a journeyman who's well past his prime. And its time part ways with Big Bust Williams....take Jim McNally with you ya big loser!
Defense:
Dline: F
The war is won in the trenches, and this unit is equally pathetic as their offensive counterparts. The Keg is officially over the hill, even though the slob tries to clog the middle once in a blue moon. Anderson, Sape, Bannon...all one in the same: a big bum! Schobel has a good game twice a year, denney and kelsay are wasted 2nd round picks....great job donahoe!
Linebackers: D+
Spikes was overrated before he went down, Crowell is subpar at best. Fletcher is another overrhyped bum than couldn't make a big time tackle if his life depended on it. Jeff Poser doesn't impress me either. Overally this rag tag unit should be blamed equally with the dline for the serious lack of a run defense!
Secondary: D-
What a joke Nate 'toast' Clements is! If donahoe's replacement even attempts to retain this joker he should be fired immediately. Mcgee may have been extended, but his pass defense isn't nearly as good as his return game. Malloy is a complete joke and needs to retire after this season or get his ass cut! Vincent is really the only guy who has done adequate after moving to safety, but his better days are long over as well.
Special Teams:
Kicking: D+
Lindell is still a bum, but is having one of his 'better' years. Moorman seems to have come back down to earth after a stellar campaign the last few years.
Return Game: B+
Mcgee is usually stout, but the big plays from last year are ancient history.
Coaching/Management:
Mike Mularkey: F
This clown must have left his offensive pedigree with Kordell Stewart, because it's non existent in buffalo. He looks more clueless than a virgin in the back seat of a car on prom night. Grow some balls and start formulating an actual gameplan you loser!
Tom Clements: F
Why is this guy an offensive coordinator again? 3 yard curls on 4 and 7 ? gadget reverses for 2 yards? My grandma could call a better game than this yahoo!
Jerry Gray: D+
I give the man credit for doing what he did the last few years, but his unit is too old, overrated, and undertalented to do anything from here on out. His chances at being a nfl head coach have been flushed down the toilet this year.
Tom Donahoe: F
Bottom Line: Get out of town you bum! Your bad drafting and shoddy free agent dealings have done backfired in a major way...time to say hello to the unemployment line you loser!
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