Brilliant tips from AVP!

[lordofgun]

Audibles

It is a good idea to change the play at the line of scrimmage if:

1. You spot a weakness in the defense that you can take advantage of
2. The play you called in the huddle doesn't look like it will be effective against the defense you see

Under Pressure

It is important to keep your composure when the defense is after you and you have nowhere to throw the ball. You can roll out of "the pocket" (the area behind the offensive line) to buy yourself more time. If you still can't find a receiver, you either want to throw the ball away, or try to run. Only run if you see an open space, and remember to go down before you get hit by a big linebacker!

http://buffalobills.com/news/index.cfm?cont_id=138324

I feel so much smarter now.

[WG]

LOL

Yeah, don't forget to open your mouth before trying to put food into it too. Another tip.

Did VP write "Common Sense for Dummies"... LOL

[LtBillsFan66]

Maybe Peyton Manning will listen.

He changes every play!

[Earthquake Enyart]

You forgot: Make sure to switch hands with the clip board every once in a while so your fingers don't cramp up.

[WG]

"If you still can't find a receiver, you either want to throw the ball away, or try to run."

Maybe RJ can write a book on this portion:

"LBs: Don't fear them! Learn how to face your fears head on!

They're people just like you."

[WG]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
You forgot: Make sure to switch hands with the clip board every once in a while so your fingers don't cramp up.

LOL

And, "in cold weather games, don't shift around the bench too much or you'll have to heat the seat up every time."

See: "thermal properties of pine"

[justasportsfan]

"Only run if you see an open space, and remember to go down before you get hit by a big linebacker!"

Anyone know Rob's email address?

[WG]

pain@aol.com

[justasportsfan]

lol,wys

[lordofgun]

surfrdude@oopsicrappedmypants.com

[mush69]

Now we all know that Rob paved the way for Alex.

I hardly think that AVP goes through the same preseason training that Rob does. Rob's goes like this:

Coach: "You lay down here and we are gonna drop 350lbs on you"
Rob: "UGHHH OK"
Coach: "Ya ready, set ...HUT 1, Hut2"
Rob: TIMEOUT...Coach I feel good today could ya make it 375lbs?
Coach: For you Rob? No problem.....you da Man!

AVP's work out consist(sp?) of:
Coach:"Damn no donuts left"
AVP:"mmmfff, ghulp, Sorry Kevvie"
Coach: "Are you gonna be able to move without the help of Erie canal Tug?"
AVP: "Well Yeah, Just give me a truck and a big one!"
Coach: "Man I hate this job!" "I'm so glad we got Drew, I only wish I had someone to back him up!"

[Mr. Miyagi]

Doughboy ain't that bad. He won't take us to the SuperBowl all by himself but he won't pull a Ray Lucas on us either. Will the Bengals take him and trade us Spikes???

Funny stuff Wys! If you don't watch out I may begin to like you....hey not like that you pervert.....

[BillsNYC]

ol' pudge van pelt is the greatest living quarterback

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by BillsNYC
ol' pudge van pelt is the greatest living quarterback

Do you have proof he is alive?

[WG]

Originally posted by mush69
Now we all know that Rob paved the way for Alex.

I hardly think that AVP goes through the same preseason training that Rob does. Rob's goes like this:

Coach: "You lay down here and we are gonna drop 350lbs on you"
Rob: "UGHHH OK"
Coach: "Ya ready, set ...HUT 1, Hut2"
Rob: TIMEOUT...Coach I feel good today could ya make it 375lbs?
Coach: For you Rob? No problem.....you da Man!

AVP's work out consist(sp?) of:
Coach:"Damn no donuts left"
AVP:"mmmfff, ghulp, Sorry Kevvie"
Coach: "Are you gonna be able to move without the help of Erie canal Tug?"
AVP: "Well Yeah, Just give me a truck and a big one!"
Coach: "Man I hate this job!" "I'm so glad we got Drew, I only wish I had someone to back him up!"

Actually, I think they tie a bunch of hay bales or tackling sled pads to the front of a Ford F-150 and run it down the field doing 15-20 mph and then tell RJ to run head long and meet the truck w/ all the might and force that he can!

Go RJ, Go RJ, Go RJ,... the coaches chant!

Yooo Can Dooo It!


BTW bro, your ID name is too light in that shade, I have a hard time seeing who it is. Could just be me though. Ask around. If you're nice I'm sure LOG will give you a mulligan to fix it since it's the colors that are defective and not anything you did.