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  • Mitchy moo
    Roways rooking ahread!
    • Sep 2005
    • 18380

    Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

    "Last week we got 18 inches of snow," Vincent said. "I'm outside cleaning off my mini-van and there is this truck that pulls up right beside me to pick up Roscoe Parrish. I'm looking over, and this truck has been sitting there for about 15-20 minutes. I'm wondering if Roscoe is coming out, if everything is okay, so I go over and I look at the blinds and I see some eyes looking through the blinds. I'm wondering what's wrong and they say that he won't come outside. I'm like, 'What do you mean he won't come outside?' and they say that he's scared of the snow. "Then it dawned on me that he's from Miami and it was the first time he'd ever seen snow. So his first sight of snow was 18 inches on the ground. He never came outside. If he has to play in it, he may not show up to the game. You wouldn't think that a person would respond that way, but he wouldn't come outside."




    Should the Bills have known about this ahead of time??
  • Meathead
    Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
    • Jul 2002
    • 21349

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    Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

    Bills safety Troy Vincent joked last week that rookie receiver Roscoe Parrish was as intimidated as anyone by his first taste of "lake effect" snow.

    "Last week we got 18 inches of snow," Vincent said. "I'm outside cleaning off my mini-van and there is this truck that pulls up right beside me to pick up Roscoe Parrish. I'm looking over, and this truck has been sitting there for about 15-20 minutes. I'm wondering if Roscoe is coming out, if everything is okay, so I go over and I look at the blinds and I see some eyes looking through the blinds. I'm wondering what's wrong and they say that he won't come outside. I'm like, 'What do you mean he won't come outside?' and they say that he's scared of the snow.

    "Then it dawned on me that he's from Miami and it was the first time he'd ever seen snow. So his first sight of snow was 18 inches on the ground. He never came outside. If he has to play in it, he may not show up to the game. You wouldn't think that a person would respond that way, but he wouldn't come outside."

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101230

      #3
      Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

      pussy.

      Excluding Jim Kelly, I can't stand any of these Miami prima donnas. It's not like he didn't know this was an inevitability when he signed the contract- the snow is no big secret. Every time I tell someone around here where I'm from, the first thing they say is "Man, there's a lot of snow up that way".
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      • Meathead
        Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
        • Jul 2002
        • 21349

        #4
        Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

        apologies to skooby didn't see it
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        • LtBillsFan66
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 35553

          #5
          Re: Roscoe Parrish is afraid of snow!

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          • LtBillsFan66
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 35553

            #6
            Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

            Originally posted by OpIv37
            pussy.

            Excluding Jim Kelly, I can't stand any of these Miami prima donnas. It's not like he didn't know this was an inevitability when he signed the contract- the snow is no big secret. Every time I tell someone around here where I'm from, the first thing they say is "Man, there's a lot of snow up that way".
            Sound to me like Troy is just busting some balls.

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            • footballhottie
              Registered User
              • Feb 2005
              • 9776

              #7
              Re: Roscoe Parrish is afraid of snow!

              u have got to be ****ing kidding me...i'll get his ass out

              The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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              • footballhottie
                Registered User
                • Feb 2005
                • 9776

                #8
                Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                who deleted my post?!

                The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101230

                  #9
                  Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                  Originally posted by billsfanone
                  Sound to me like Troy is just busting some balls.
                  sounds to me like Parrish needs to grow a sack.
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                  • footballhottie
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 9776

                    #10
                    Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                    i agree

                    The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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                    • Cntrygal
                      Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 44884

                      #11
                      Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                      Originally posted by footballhottie
                      who deleted my post?!
                      Noone. It's in the other Roscoe P. thread.
                      Originally posted by notacon
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                      • footballhottie
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 9776

                        #12
                        Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                        oooo

                        The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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                        • BillsNick
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 3898

                          #13
                          Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                          He's going to have plenty of time to get used to it.

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                          • Black Prowler
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                            • Apr 2005
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                            I LMAO when I read that over on my site. Classic!

                            Roscoe might have more than snow to be afraid of come this sunday!
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                            • OpIv37
                              Acid Douching Asswipe
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 101230

                              #15
                              Re: Roscoe P. Scared of Snow?!?

                              Originally posted by Black Prowler
                              I LMAO when I read that over on my site. Classic!

                              Roscoe might have more than snow to be afraid of come this sunday!
                              roscoe doesn't have any thing to worry about. Our ST is good enough that he'll be fine on punts and kickoffs. On offense, JP won't even have time to throw the ball to him.

                              I've seen some clips of you guys on NFL Network this week- your D line is bad ass. I have a feeling it's not gonna be pretty.
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