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  • Earthquake Enyart
    Legendary Zoner
    • Jul 2002
    • 27521

    If Empire closed tomorrow...

    What would our favorite Empire celebrities do? Here's my guess:

    Bob Trimble - commentator for a third Battle Bots knock off show on an obscure cable channel, where they put live cats in with the robots

    Jim Brinson - selling ladies shoes in the Galleria

    Josh Mora - used car salesman

    Bremonte Bryant - Burger King

    Ginger Jeffries - Art Wander's assistant

    Yeah, I'm bored.
  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    #2


    Trimble - sumo wrestler

    Brinson - lifeguard/porn star

    Mora - Really bad stand up comedian

    Bryant - would still be standing out there reporting stuff to no one.

    Jeffries - Buffalo Jills (better looking than most of the Jills, BTW)






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    • Earthquake Enyart
      Legendary Zoner
      • Jul 2002
      • 27521

      #3
      If Ginger is good looking, she hides it well.

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      • casdhf
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 17542

        #4
        What about Robitille??
        Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
        cas,

        I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

        BillsZone Mod

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        • BledsoeTOreedfor6
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 42348

          #5
          Ginger is not bad! She needs to do something with her teeth but I think shes cute.

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          • Dozerdog
            In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

            Administrator Emeritus
            • Jul 2002
            • 42586

            #6
            I switched to the Empire sports report at 10:30 for Bills highlights- I've seen better from High school coverage!


            For the Bills, where all the action took place in the first half, they had one hand held camera, field level, in the end zone. It was like a monkey cam on Letterman or something.

            OK, maybe I can understand- they had no rights fees or something- but then they show the second half highlights- courtesy of a Cincy TV station carrying the game.

            WTF? They couldn't give us those shots on Mould's and Price's TDs? What a cartoon operation they got.. they must have to pay for highlights by the second... the coverage was way to cheap!

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            • lordofgun
              in charge of you

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 48416

              #7
              Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
              If Ginger is good looking, she hides it well.
              I didn't say she was good loking...it's relative.






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              • clumping platelets

                #8
                She's cute

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                • The_Philster
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 52180

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lordofgun

                  Jeffries - Buffalo Jills (better looking than most of the Jills, BTW)
                  Ginger's kinda cute but I'll ignore that, LOG
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