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  • SabreEleven
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 39563

    I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

    and I never seen this scene. I like it.


  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

    me either
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • SabreEleven
      Registered User
      • Aug 2002
      • 39563

      #3
      Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

      Originally posted by MBBedard
      me either
      Bite me, I'm trying to fix it.

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      • SabreEleven
        Registered User
        • Aug 2002
        • 39563

        #4
        Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

        I can't get the pic to show, but there is a link.

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #5
          Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

          Oh Wow me either.... That must be when the dog is on the crapper
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • SabreEleven
            Registered User
            • Aug 2002
            • 39563

            #6
            Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

            or maybe when her boobs were growing

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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

              Shes so friggin hot
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


              Comment

              • SabreEleven
                Registered User
                • Aug 2002
                • 39563

                #8
                Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                She is #1 on my celebrity list. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  #9
                  Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                  Shes not number 1 for me but there is something to be said about a broad who has been smokin for over a decade.
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                  Comment

                  • SabreEleven
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 39563

                    #10
                    Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                    I got something she can smoke.

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                      Originally posted by SabreEleven
                      I got something she can smoke.
                      I hope its crack cause thats the only way you're laying pipe.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                      Comment

                      • SabreEleven
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 39563

                        #12
                        Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380

                          #13
                          Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                          Come on that was a great burn and a play on words! Don't hate congratulate!
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all
                          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                          Comment

                          • SabreEleven
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 39563

                            #14
                            Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                            Originally posted by MBBedard
                            Come on that was a great burn and a play on words! Don't hate congratulate!
                            We'll have to let the peanut gallery be the judge of that. I'm a little sensitive right now. I have sand in my vagina.

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                            • The King
                              Without me it's just Awe so
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 42380

                              #15
                              Re: I've seen Bruce Almighty a hundred times

                              You working on making a pearl?
                              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                              It was all
                              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                              Comment

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