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Bring out the bags!!
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Bring out the bags!!
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bring out the bags!!
Originally posted by justasportsfanthey showed some fans wearing them in the news.
They should come out in full force and wear them this coming weekend against Denver.
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I'll bring mine...with "JERK" in big, bold letters.Someone said "What's he gonna turn out like?" Ha!
And someone else said "Never mind!"
-Deep Purple
"Have you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better?"--Ron White
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Originally posted by dannyek71Im busting one out. Thinking of spelling out J-E-R-K on our bare chests.
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Here's a funny story I'd like to share regarding the shame and humiliation of being a Bill's fan in this day and age. Yesterday, I'm fighting with the wife, I'm dying for a smoke, and so I say to myself, WTF? WTF?! I need a break. I haven't been to sports bar in ages. I discover that all this time, my wife has been deceiving me. How you ask? She has tricked me into staying home every Sunday with a 60" Wide Screen, Sunday Ticket and TIVO. I know. You guys are thinking to yourselves, "Oh you poor bastard." But can you see that I have been deceived? I'm missing out on all the fraternizing, hot waitresses and roudy fandom. She knows this usually gets me into trouble so she tricked me.
Anyway, to make a long story shorter. I go to the bar and I am so mad that I don't even want to watch the Bill's game. I want to enjoy football damn it. So I decide on the Steelers-Bears, and happen to meet this really cool Steeler fan. Now this guy is all decked out in gold and black and upon discovering I am a Bill's fan, he's looking at me funny because I'm not wearing a hat or anything. So I pull out this lighter, the lighter that I bought when I went all the way to Buffalo back in 2001 (my dream to see the Bill's in Orchard park finally being realized), where I froze my ass off only to watch the Bills get embarrased by the JETS and I tell him that...
This is what I have been reduced to. This is what it feels like to be a Bill's fan. This is the equivalent of wearing a bag over your head when you can't watch the game in the stadium, Oh what miserable misearable bastard I have become.
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