A walk with Ralph Wilson!

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  • Patrick76777
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 17297

    A walk with Ralph Wilson!

    I swear that the craziest things happen to me. Last week I took a shot to my character when Billsfever insinuated that I make up most of the stuff I post on here. But I have never lied about any of my stories. And last night I had another one, as witnessed by at least 5 of my friends.

    All game I held a make-shift sign that read, “We Want Moulds” The channel 7 camera man video taped it for a few seconds and some photographer from the Hornell Tribune snapped a picture and took my name and town.

    Now, for a few years, when we leave our seats and head to the parking lot, we see Ralph Wilson go past us in his golf cart. Well yesterday, we’re walking out and I’m yelling about how bad we looked and someone says, “There’s Ralph Wilson!” Maybe he was feeling particularly Spry this week because he was walking.

    So I see Mr. Wilson and armed with my sign and about 15 shots of Southern Comfort, I work up the courage to approach him.

    I don't remember all the specifics, but he stopped 3 times and talked to me.

    I said, “Ralph!” And I held out the sign and said, “We love Eric Moulds!” To which he replied, “I love Eric Moulds too”

    Then I told him that the loss was embarrassing and that Mularkey needs to be fired tonight. He said, "you'll be saying bad things about me all week." So I said, "I love you Mr. Wilson and I'm one of the biggest Bills fans around, but what happened out there today was embarrassing. Mularkey should be fired tonight. He said something in a joking fashion that I didn't fully catch, but his security guards laughed. I think I may have said something about firing TD also.

    I emphasized the embarrassment factor and although I had a few in me, my friends were all impressed and thought I did a good job getting my point across.

    I’m not stupid, my actions will not get anybody fired, but I did get his ear! He was looking right at me and he responded to me. It can’t hurt to hear the truth directly from the fans!
    Resign our own guys!
  • justasportsfan
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 71601

    #2
    Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

    You should've emphasized more on TD's firing. In fairness to MM he is allowed to spend what the GM gives him.

    If TD gives you $20 to buy an oline, you have no choice but to shop at Salvation Army.
    sacrifice1
    https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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    • clumping platelets

      #3
      Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

      West Seneca West wuz representin'

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      • LtBillsFan66
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 35553

        #4
        Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

        I don't believe it.

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        • Patrick76777
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 17297

          #5
          Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

          Originally posted by billsfanone
          I don't believe it.
          Jerk!
          Resign our own guys!

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          • Earthquake Enyart
            Legendary Zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 27521

            #6
            Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

            You should have asscupped him to show your true love.

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            • lordofgun
              in charge of you

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 48416

              #7
              Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

              And let me guess...his security guards were all hot chicks and they were checking you out big time.






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              • LtBillsFan66
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 35553

                #8
                Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                Originally posted by lordofgun
                And let me guess...his security guards were all hot chicks and they were checking you out big time.

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                • Mr. Miyagi
                  Lecter's Little *****

                  • Sep 2002
                  • 53616

                  #9
                  Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                  Originally posted by Patrick76777
                  I He said something in a joking fashion that I didn't fully catch, but his security guards laughed.
                  He probably said something like "have another beer and let's fire the Pope too".

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                  • LtBillsFan66
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 35553

                    #10
                    Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                    He probably said something like "have another beer and let's fire the Pope too".

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                    • DaBills
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1206

                      #11
                      Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                      Did Ralph even know what inning it was? (Sorry, I meant did Mr. Wilson know what inning it was – have to be respectful after all.)
                      “The Bills: better than the record indicates.”

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                      • Billsouth
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 758

                        #12
                        Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                        Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                        You should have asscupped him to show your true love.

                        this is one of the greatest posts in the history of BZ!!
                        "once a raider always a raider"

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                        • Mitchy moo
                          Roways rooking ahread!
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 18380

                          #13
                          Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                          Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                          You should have asscupped him to show your true love.

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                          • finsrclowns
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 1408

                            #14
                            Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                            Originally posted by lordofgun
                            And let me guess...his security guards were all hot chicks and they were checking you out big time.
                            He said Ralph Wilson, not Hugh Heffner.
                            finsrclowns

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                            • chernobylwraiths
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 41838

                              #15
                              Re: A walk with Ralph Wilson!

                              Originally posted by lordofgun
                              And let me guess...his security guards were all hot chicks and they were checking you out big time.
                              I have been waiting all day to see the answer to this.

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