Rob Johnson haters worst nightmare

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  • PA Season Ticket Holder
    You mess up my night, and I'll mess up your day
    • Jul 2002
    • 3574

    Rob Johnson haters worst nightmare

    Bill Romanowski lays a cheap shot on Brad Johnson early in the 4th quarter with the Raiders up 20-10. The Bucs force the Raiders to punt and the Bucs get the ball back with 9:30 to go on their own 20 yard line.

    Rob Johnson drives them down the field. He goes 3-5 for 56 yards, along with a scramble for 12 yards. They go down and get a touchdown to cut the score to 20-17 with 5:37 left in the game.

    The Bucs can't force the Raiders to punt and they creep down the field and kick a 44 yard FG with 1:17 left in the game and no timeouts.

    The Bucs take the the kickoff return down to the 36 yard line with all the confidence in the world.

    Rob Johnson takes a sack on first down and it starts to look bleak but he pulls his skinny little ass up for one last time and see's that vision he always had in practice when he threw all them nice passes that made John Butler shell out 25 million dollars for him.

    He takes the 2nd and 13 snap with 50 seconds to go and finds Keyshawn down the sideline for an 18 yard gain down to the Raiders 49 yard line with 37 seconds left on the clock.

    An incomplete pass and an 8 yard gain leaves them with 3rd and 2 and the clock ticking with only 21 seconds to go as they take the snap. Johnson does a QB sneak up the middle for 3 yard gain out to the the Raiders 37 yard line.

    The Bucs rush up to the line to spike the ball with just 13 seconds left on the clock. Gruden is making faces, and it doesn't look very good for the Bucs.

    The Bucs try for a few more yards for a closer shot at the endzone but the pass falls incomplete. They only have 1 shot left and that is for a desperation hail mary attempt.

    The Bucs send 5 WR's as Johnson takes the snap. He looks downfield kicks back and fires the ball into the endzone. Everyone jumps for the ball as it soars 5 yards into the endzone. It gets deflected into the arms of Keenan McCardell as time expires off the clock.

    The Bucs start celebrating as everyone tramples Rob Johnson and one another in the endzone. When the pile finally clears there lays Rob Johnson who has injured his leg in the pile up.

    They figure since he was the hero anyway that they would carry him and Gruden off the field in victory celebration. Rob Johnson is named the MVP of the Super Bowl and the Bucs sign him to a 3 year extension with incentives. Rob Johnson is in the spotlight for the next week for the comeback win against the Raiders and the miracle hail mary pass to win the game.


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  • Jaded 7
    Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
    • Jul 2002
    • 22477

    #2
    You know, PA, you're becoming my worst nightmare!


    There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
    Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
    The only answer I found for all this hurt
    Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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    • don137
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 7720

      #3
      I think RJ haters worst nightmare would be seeing the following commercial...
      "RJ, you just won the Super Bowl. Where are you going?"

      The scary part is I don't if RJ is smart enough to answer the question correctly...

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      • justasportsfan
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 71601

        #4
        Sounds more like a Johnsonite fantasy to me.
        sacrifice1
        https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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        • BillsFanStuckInWisc
          Lecter's Little *****

          • Sep 2002
          • 53616

          #5
          ...and then suddenly Wys will jump right back on the Rob Johnson bandwagon and use plenty of stats to prove that we should've kept RJ instead of getting Bledsoe...

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          • THATHURMANATOR
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 69112

            #6
            I wouldn't care either way. I was more of a flutie hater but if he won the superbowl I wouldn't have a heart attack or anything...

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            • Earthquake Enyart
              Legendary Zoner
              • Jul 2002
              • 27521

              #7
              No....Rob enters the game.....Sack!!! Fumble!!!! Barton returns it for a TD!!!!

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              • Scott
                shelby's big brother
                • Jul 2002
                • 162

                #8
                I love RJ, you people are just mean and vengeful.

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                • SABURZFAN
                  short bus extraordinaire
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 50747

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BillsFanStuckInWisc
                  ...and then suddenly Wys will jump right back on the Rob Johnson bandwagon and use plenty of stats to prove that we should've kept RJ instead of getting Bledsoe...
                  Originally posted by yordad
                  Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                  • shelby
                    The Vanilla *****
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 48489

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Scott
                    I love RJ, you people are just mean and vengeful.
                    No, Scott, everyone is just bored.

                    btw....you love RJ? Does Kathy know about this?


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                    • Scott
                      shelby's big brother
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 162

                      #11
                      In a non homosexual way yes, he is my hero.

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                      • Earthquake Enyart
                        Legendary Zoner
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 27521

                        #12
                        Not that there's anything wrong with that......

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                        • Rude American
                          EE is my American Idol
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 3813

                          #13
                          RJoke has already played his final down in the NFL.
                          You want that hamburger on bun?

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                          • Wys Guy
                            Drew and Sam stole all my hair
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 9450

                            #14
                            Why the preoccupation w/ RJ all season long?

                            No one paid Cowart, Foreman, Carpenter, or any other former Bills players even a fraction of the attention.

                            Do you guys really hate Rob personally or what?

                            Seriously! Is there that much personal hatred for the guy that you all wish him misery throughout the rest of your lives?

                            Puzzling!
                            Replace Donahoe with Modrak and fire the entire coaching staff!

                            Then let's go to Disneyworld!

                            GO BILLS!!!

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                            • justasportsfan
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 71601

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wys Guy
                              Why the preoccupation w/ RJ all season long?

                              No one paid Cowart, Foreman, Carpenter, or any other former Bills players even a fraction of the attention.

                              Do you guys really hate Rob personally or what?

                              Seriously! Is there that much personal hatred for the guy that you all wish him misery throughout the rest of your lives?

                              Puzzling!
                              Johnsonite to the rescue, hehe.
                              sacrifice1
                              https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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