Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

[Mitchy moo]

> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
> > Bowl?
> > A: The Buffalo Bills
> >
> > Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
> > A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
> >
> > Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
> > A: Put up goal posts.
> >
> > Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
> > A: To Ralph Wilson Stadium - there's never a touchdown there.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
> > A: A thief.
> >
> > Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
> > A: Because then Buffalo would want one.
> >
> > Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
> > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
> >
> > Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> > A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> >
> > Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
> > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

[dolphinssuck]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

[Mitchy moo]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

thought this migfht get more love. Ok fire everyone & we all die, is that better?

[Nublar7]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

I definitely like this thread.

[MTBillsFan]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

That was good...I liked the Billy Graham one!

[JD]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

> > Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
> > A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

[Mitchy moo]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

ever been to otto's?

[SeatownBillsFan21]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

I hate it GO BILLS

[JD]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

ever been to otto's?

Wow, weird question....I live a block away from there....creepy.

[Mitchy moo]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

Wow, weird question....I live a block away from there....creepy.

I used to live on orchard place, I now live 5,000 blocks south from there.

[OpIv37]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

sorry to be a buzzkill, but Bufftp has been posting these in the TZ for two days

[Mitchy moo]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

sorry to be a buzzkill, but Bufftp has been posting these in the TZ for two days

A friend emailed me these the other day, didn't see them on here. After the abuses we have endured so far this year we need some laughter.

[pintonick96]

Re: Something to lighten the mood, A group of funny Bills jokes

> > Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
> > A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Whoo! Go Rochester! Whoo! Hometown!