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Earthquake Enyart
01-05-2006, 06:44 AM
Word is that Lou Saban is being hired as a special assistant to Marv and Ralph.

Jack Kemp is being brought in to be OC.

Cookie Gilchrist will be RB coach.

Mike Stratton will be LB coach.

Tom Sestak will be DC.

Ron McDole will be DL special assistant. His first order of business will be to whip Tim Krumrie's ass.

Paul Maguire will be special teams coach.

Ralph doesn't have to pay for anybody's insurance since all these guys are on Medicare.

ArcticWildMan
01-05-2006, 06:45 AM
:rofl:

Historian
01-05-2006, 07:10 AM
You had me until Sestak, EE.

He died in 1987.

:D

Buckets
01-05-2006, 08:11 AM
So you don't think that a guy who was probably the best coach in modern football history has any thing to offer? Just because he's 80? Maybe not as GM but come on I think I might ask him his opinion on a few things.

Mr. Miyagi
01-05-2006, 09:55 AM
Where does OJ fit in? :oj:

Earthquake Enyart
01-05-2006, 10:00 AM
OJ is too young and inexperienced.

Ickybaluky
01-05-2006, 10:04 AM
So you don't think that a guy who was probably the best coach in modern football history has any thing to offer? Just because he's 80? Maybe not as GM but come on I think I might ask him his opinion on a few things.

Vince Lombardi is dead.

Earthquake Enyart
01-05-2006, 10:08 AM
You better watch out. I hear that Marv and Ralph are trying to locate Gino Cappeletti to help them beat the Pats.

Mr. Miyagi
01-05-2006, 10:12 AM
Have they tried the Sunny Prarie assisted living apartments?