Vote for "Ostrich Club" President

[THATHURMANATOR]

Who would you like to see in charge of our little "club"?

[Earthquake Enyart]

I expect a zone buck royalty from this.

[Earthquake Enyart]

You vote for yourself TT?

[THATHURMANATOR]

NO.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Of course I vote for myself!!! I feel I am the most qualified candidate for the job!

[Dozerdog]

http://www.sparrowhaus.com/photos/ostrich.jpg


What platform you running on?

[THATHURMANATOR]

A sand Platform of course!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

ok who voted for LOG?

[Patrick76777]

I’ll accept the nomination…..

[Patrick76777]

Good somebody already voted for me.

[LtBillsFan66]

I think I just voted for Pat Buchanan.

This is an illegal ballot.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I think you are also a highly qualified candidate patrick!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

Yes you are officially disqualified!!!!

[Typ0]

What is an ostrich club?

[THATHURMANATOR]

According to WYS we all have our heads in the sand and have no idea what we are talking about regarding the Bledsoe situation and the Bills in general. So WYS has been refering to us as the ostrich club. I figured since we are a club we need to nominate a president to lead us.

[The_Philster]

I second that question. And how the heck did I get nominated, THURM? :huh:
Phil :earpoke: THURM

[THATHURMANATOR]

Because I said so!!!

[Typ0]

In that case I vote for WYS.

[Voltron]

I have to decline as I am still trying to wrangle the presidental bid for the Rob Johnson fan club from WYS. He just won't let go ;)

I gave Patrick my vote because sponge bob is my favorite cartoon :lol:

[kgun12]

EE voted for me on another tread SO WRITE INS FOR KGUN
PLATFORM:

You may only start a tread on the same subject 2 times in a month! First offense, you lose 100 Zine bucks. Next time banned for a day. Next time you must say something nice about Drew LOL

[THATHURMANATOR]

That is a very solid platform Kgun12... You should be a very strong candidate in 2007.

[Michael82]

Hey, Bledsoe is the best Bills quarterback in a long time! I got my head in the sand too. Can I join the club? :pray:

:D

[Bufftp]

write in vote for kgun

[shelby]

i know the world isn't ready for a female president yet, though i am flattered to be nominated.

My vote goes to THATHURM....he will be a fearless :angry:ing leader of the Ostrich Club.:D

[THATHURMANATOR]

Yeah Shelby!!!! and of course you can join mike!!!

[Cntrygal]

:phew:

Good thing Bledsoe was at least mentioned... or I would have thought this thread belonged in the twilight zone.

[WG]

Where's Judge on the list?

Talk about blind justice...

:D

He gets my vote!

[Ð]

My, Thurm I'm really impressed with the size of your....



Neck :D

[THATHURMANATOR]

Thanks Doug!!!!

[WG]

You know what they say;

Small brain, big ..... neck!

JK TT Just messin' w/ ya!

[THATHURMANATOR]

LOL!!!

[lordofgun]

I write in Judge too.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Log add him to the pole!!!!

[SABURZFAN]

the ostrich club???

:lolcry:

[clumping platelets]

Who voted for me? :D

[THATHURMANATOR]

I think it was Phil...

[The_Philster]

No it wasn't. I voted for you, THURM....just for putting me on this ballot Phil :stick: THURM
:D

[THATHURMANATOR]

Why are you hitting yourself in the head man?

[Patrick76777]

I concede victory to Thurm…he will be a great leader. I only hope that he will keep me in mind for his cabinet positions. All hail Thurm…..

[THATHURMANATOR]

Of course Patrick you will be my right hand man!!! If, god forbid, something happens to me you will assume total control of my office!!!!!!

[LouGrant]

Like another Wegmans scandal?

[The_Philster]

:doh: I fixed it, THURM :hitself:

[Patrick76777]

I accept the position......I have great plans for our club......I would like to look into the possibility of a less coarse sand. The stuff we're using now is just too abrasive. It's killing my skin. I would also like to look into getting every member a copy of 8-minute abs. Because as we all know, it's very difficult to stay bent over for long periods of time. I would also like to go on an all our recruiting trip. I would like to create an army of Ostrich to help us carry out our missions.

I believe that by working together, we can bury our heads in the sand with complete confidence.

Here's to not seeing the light!

[THATHURMANATOR]

You never know Lou, You just never know!!!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

"I accept the position......I have great plans for our club......I would like to look into the possibility of a less coarse sand. The stuff we're using now is just too abrasive. It's killing my skin. I would also like to look into getting every member a copy of 8-minute abs. Because as we all know, it's very difficult to stay bent over for long periods of time. I would also like to go on an all our recruiting trip. I would like to create an army of Ostrich to help us carry out our missions.

I believe that by working together, we can bury our heads in the sand with complete confidence.

Here's to not seeing the light!"

Well said Patrick!!! What do you think our first order of business should be?

[Valerie]

Okay, who wants to buy my vote? I'm looking for real money, not zone bucks. Takers, anyone???

[Patrick76777]

First off we should canonize (Not Canton…we will make sure of his HOF entrance when the time comes) Drew Bledsoe. After all the man can do no wrong? 5 times a day, we all must take our heads out of the sand and pray to Saint Drew Bledsoe. I don’t think we could do anything else before this is taken care of.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Great idea. We shall now hold Drew(we will call him by his first name only from now on) as our god. At 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, and 5pm everyday we shall unearth our heads from the sand and in the direction of Ralph Wilson Stadium pray to our new god!!!!!!!

[Patrick76777]

So let it be said, so let it be done!



Now I ask that we all wear Drew jersey’s everyday. We may only take our Drew jersey’s off for our showers, at which time we must wear our number 11 bathing cap.

[Ð]

O yea O yea O yea

You are witnessing the birth of the Drewish people.

:hail:

[THATHURMANATOR]

We must also get the # 11 tatooed onto our forheads so we can be identified by other members!

[shelby]

Keeping my head in the sand is making me thirsty. Can we break for :beers:????

:hail: Dreeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!

Congrats TT...you will lead us to the promised land!
:fabulous:

[THATHURMANATOR]

Great Idea Shelby!!! I appoint you our recreational director!!!

[Patrick76777]

Click hereChicken v. Ostrich hockey (http://www.wreck.org/pictures/NAPC_Hockey_Jan_2002/dsc00102.jpg)


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[Ð]

May the QB be with the Bills
(all) And also with Drew

[THATHURMANATOR]

AMEN DOUG!!

[Ð]

And yea, that we walked in the shadow of the valley of RJ...

[lordofgun]

Shouldn't we stick our heads even deeper into the sand when we pray to Drew?

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Okay, who wants to buy my vote? I'm looking for real money, not zone bucks. Takers, anyone???

Greedy :snicker:

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Shouldn't we stick our heads even deeper into the sand when we pray to Drew?

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That’s a wonderful idea!

[THATHURMANATOR]

You have a point LOG. SO IT SHALL BE!!!!

[SABURZFAN]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Shouldn't we stick our heads even deeper into the sand when we pray to Drew?

i think we should lay an egg.it'll give us something to throw at Wys.


:jk: Wys

[Ð]

We've got plenty of eggs...Wys lays one every time he posts ;)

[kgun12]

Thrum or should I say Mr. President congrats!

[mchurchfie]

You have my vote Thurm!!:up::church:

[Valerie]

Congratulations, T!:cheers: Good luck with all of your new responsibilities. I think you'll make a wonderful president! :)

Churchie, that's such a violent signature.:shakeno:

[mchurchfie]

I am a very violent person:D:church:

[THATHURMANATOR]

what up ostrich club>>>>>>>>?????????????????/

[clumping platelets]

Wassup!!!!!!!!!!!

[Patrick76777]

Good afternoon President…….how was your weekend…..Did you spend football Sunday paying homage to Drew?

[THATHURMANATOR]

of course Patrick and I am sure you did as well...

[Ingtar33]

I refuse to vote...

While I'm sure I more than qualify for the Ostrich club, I'll never affix my name to a vote which doesn't have Drew on the ballot! Shame on you all, isn’t Drew the heart and soul of your universe? Shouldn't he be our lord and president?

message sent on the 281st day of the first year of our lord Drew

[Ingtar33]

This is not meant as an insult to our esteemed voice TT, just I don't think TT would win a fair election against a god like Drew.

message sent on the 281st day of the first year of our lord Drew

[shelby]

:rofl:

[THATHURMANATOR]

No ingtar its not like that... Drew is our god... I am just in charge of his congregation...

[shelby]

THURM is the Pope of the Church Of Drew.
Preach on brotha...........:up:

[Ð]

Hail, Caesar

http://www.usask.ca/medicine/biochem/images/bioch311_2000/caesar.jpg

[WG]

Originally posted by Ingtar33
I refuse to vote...

While I'm sure I more than qualify for the Ostrich club, I'll never affix my name to a vote which doesn't have Drew on the ballot! Shame on you all, isn’t Drew the heart and soul of your universe? Shouldn't he be our lord and president?

message sent on the 281st day of the first year of our lord Drew

Ing,

Drew can't be the Pres! He's the object of worship and adoration!

Can't happen.

BTW, should we have a new election now that the season is almost here??