Breaking News: OJ

[OJ_Simpson]

OJ Simpson will be named the new coach of the Buffalo Bills and is expected to bring that killer instinct back to the franchise. F. Lee Bailey to be named Defensive Coordinator...

[ddaryl]

:afro: Good the Bills were a bunch of wussies on the field this year

We need to have that "stick the knife" in mentallity, and put teams away when we can.

This thread might be in bad taste, but my taste buds are dead... OJ did it.:afro:

[Historian]

Oh dear.

So much for "character" guys!

:rofl:

[Dr. Lecter]

Will FBH get an assistant's job too?

[clumping platelets]

:movie:

[mybills]

OJ would mean we'll get the pulp beat out of us again. :ill:

[Historian]

Will FBH get an assistant's job too?

I can see the pink playbooks now...

[Mitchy moo]

The OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!

[Tinboy]

Go OJ!

[footballhottie]

Dude that would ****ing rock...damn right pink play books

[footballhottie]

I can see the pink playbooks now... One of the coaches for an old team gave me a pink play book for my birthday..real neat gift had my name edged on it and everything.

[Mitchy moo]

What are the odds that O.J. will find the real killer on a golf course?

[mybills]

That glove should have clinched the opposite verdict. Everybody knows what happens to leather when it gets wet. It was laying in the dewy grass for hours. :rolleyes: I prolly couldn't have fit my hand in it either. :shakeno:

[Mitchy moo]

One of the coaches for an old team gave me a pink play book for my birthday..real neat gift had my name edged on it and everything.

<TABLE class=jokeContents cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Blonde paint job</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Mitchy moo]

That glove should have clinched the opposite verdict. Everybody knows what happens to leather when it gets wet. It was laying in the dewy grass for hours. :rolleyes: I prolly couldn't have fit my hand in it either. :shakeno:

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD align=left>Lawyer Joke

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=jokeContents cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>10 Husbands, Still a Virgin</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[footballhottie]

thats a funny joke, but we had always joked about how i should have a pink play book. Cuz when people see me on the sidelines they think im a joke, but im not. so we figured a pink play book would make me look even more blonde.

[TigerJ]

Added bonus, OJ is already accomplished at being evasive when talking to the press.

[SquishDaFish]

The OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!!

This is your best post ever Skooby.

[Bill Cody]

This is your best post ever Skooby.

That wouldn't take much.:bad: