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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

    Anyone remember him? I needed a cheap jersey for football. It was between him and Travis Henry, I have enough Bills jerseys.


    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Iehoshua
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 12906

    #2
    Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

    You needed a toilet paper substitute?

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    • The Natrix
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 7305

      #3
      Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

      Add a P to it, and it will be fitting. You ****-smuggler.



      Byrd.

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      • ublinkwescore
        Sab and TD are insignificant
        • Sep 2002
        • 24178

        #4
        Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...



        You are an idiot.

        Unless you had reason to believe the Travis Henry Jersey would cause you to fumble everytime you touched the ball, you should have got it.
        www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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        • Jan Reimers
          Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
          • May 2003
          • 17353

          #5
          Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

          What, weren't any of the other Penn State RBs who were NFL busts - Mike Archey, KiJana Carter, Blair Thomas, Booker Moore, etc, etc. - available?
          Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

            Originally posted by Jan Reimers
            What, weren't any of the other Penn State RBs who were NFL busts - Mike Archey, KiJana Carter, Blair Thomas, Booker Moore, etc, etc. - available?
            there was a Kijana one but it was a bit too pricey.
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • mikemac2001
              is the creepy cross dresser staring at you in the corner
              • Mar 2003
              • 4574

              #7
              Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

              come on kijana wasnt really a bust he had serious knee injury in preseason it sucks for that guy...he might have been one but after the injury he was done

              MUCK
              FIAMI

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              • mikemac2001
                is the creepy cross dresser staring at you in the corner
                • Mar 2003
                • 4574

                #8
                Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                come on kijana wasnt really a bust he had serious knee injury in preseason it sucks for that guy...he might have been one but after the injury he was done

                MUCK
                FIAMI

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                • Billsrock4life
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 1088

                  #9
                  Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                  yup i remeber him he didnt play that long only a couple a seasons if i remeber correctly he blew out his knee or sumthing like that

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                  • Mr. Cynical
                    Maybe?
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 9766

                    #10
                    Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                    Did Enis play for Dick?

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                    • pintonick96
                      You guys are all nerds. Just give me team updates and STFU.
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1412

                      #11
                      Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                      Enis had one comeback season but he was hampered by injuries just like Ki-Jana was. Poor guys. They had great college careers for Penn State. Enis was one of my favorite players back in the day.

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                      • R. Rich
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 15874

                        #12
                        Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                        Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                        What, weren't any of the other Penn State RBs who were NFL busts - Mike Archey, KiJana Carter, Blair Thomas, Booker Moore, etc, etc. - available?
                        Sad, but true. BTW, it's Mike Archie, not Archey. Also, you forgot to mention DJ Dozier too.

                        Thank goodness Larry J broke "The Curse" for the PSU backs!

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                        • R. Rich
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 15874

                          #13
                          Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                          Also, "The Curse" seems to stay away from FBs too, as RICHie Anderson, Steve Smith, and Sam Gash have had decent pro careers.

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                          • Ickybaluky
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 8884

                            #14
                            Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                            Originally posted by R. Rich
                            Also, "The Curse" seems to stay away from FBs too, as RICHie Anderson, Steve Smith, and Sam Gash have had decent pro careers.
                            It didn't effect Curt Warner, either. Warner was a real good back.

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                            • R. Rich
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 15874

                              #15
                              Re: I just bought a Curtis Enis jersey...

                              Originally posted by NE39
                              It didn't effect Curt Warner, either. Warner was a real good back.
                              When Curt's career ended in '82, that's when "The Curse" seems to have begun.

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