The Lofton Interview

[Mr. Miyagi]

Marv: “Thanks for coming in, James.”

Lofton: “Ain’t no thing, Marv. Sup Mr. Wilson!”

Marv: “Just so we understand each other. You know why you’re here, right James?”

Lofton: “Yeah yeah sure Marv. Cuz I’m a brotha.”

Marv: “Well it’s not that simple. James. League policy states that our organization has to fully adhere to the Rooney…..”

Ralph : “You don’t have a chance James.”

Lofton: “Yeah I knew that. But hey you can help me get my name out there you know. I have no problem wit that. Plus I’m always good for a free meal at KFC you know what I’m sayin’.”

Ralph: “We’re going to Denny’s. They have an awesome early bird deal. How old are you young James?”

Lofton: “Denny’s??!! I’m outta here! F y’all haters!”

BREAKING NEWS: Bills complete interviews. Press Conference scheduled for Friday.

[Gunzlingr]

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[Devin]

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[The Spaz]

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I don't think Lofton is "Ghetto".

[mysticsoto]

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Then maybe it went like this...

Marv: “Thanks for coming in, James.”

Lofton: “Certainly, ol' chap! How the bloody hell are you doing, Mr. Wilson?"

Marv: “Just so we understand each other. You know why you’re here, right James?”

Lofton: “I believe it is because of my ethnic disposition”

Marv: “Well it’s not that simple. James. League policy states that our organization has to fully adhere to the Rooney…..”

Ralph : “You don’t have a chance James.”

Lofton: "Indubitably. But I believe you could raise the awareness of my coaching abilities to your peers most expeditiously. And I don't mind a fine dinner with some old buddies of mine"

Ralph: “We’re going to Denny’s. They have an awesome early bird deal. How old are you young James?”

Lofton: “Denny’s??!! I’m outta here! Motherf*** all you fools!!! And..[pause] no you didn't just fall asleep while I was cursing you out Ralph! Man, you lucky I got FBH waiting for me outside or I would bust you up fool!"

[AndreReed83]

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[Mr. Miyagi]

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[L.A. Playa]

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why does it have to be KFC ??? if it was Norm Chow would they take him to China Chins ???

[Pride]

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[Mitchy moo]

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Oh this is classic.

[footballhottie]

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Lofton: “Denny’s??!! I’m outta here! Motherf*** all you fools!!! And..[pause] no you didn't just fall asleep while I was cursing you out Ralph! Man, you lucky I got FBH waiting for me outside or I would bust you up fool!"

You ARE stalking me!!! lol i do well with the football people. Maybe if yall are lucky ill bring one to the brew pub next year if everyone promises not to bug him. I was going to bring evan last year but i thought otherwise, then after i meet you guys i kinda wish i did.

[Mr. Miyagi]

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why does it have to be KFC ??? if it was Norm Chow would they take him to China Chins ???

Probably the buffet.

[L.A. Playa]

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ok

[footballhottie]

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they would have a good ol sweet n sour puppy roast

[Mr. Miyagi]

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they would have a good ol sweet n sour puppy roast

What did you think happened to your last dog?