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  • RedEyE
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 24661

    I want a coach...

    I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups. Then beats Levy in 2 out of 3 games of chess.

    That's the type of coach that's going to "wow" me or "knock my socks off".
  • RedEyE
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 24661

    #2
    Re: I want a coach...

    Dom Capers can't even get his comb over to lay straight. How the hell is he going to get this team to play with some heart?

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    • Earthquake Enyart
      Legendary Zoner
      • Jul 2002
      • 27521

      #3
      Re: I want a coach...

      The Indy guy may be that guy.

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      • footballhottie
        Registered User
        • Feb 2005
        • 9776

        #4
        Re: I want a coach...

        [quote=RedEyE]I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups.quote] yeah that will earn him brownie points.

        The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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        • Gunzlingr
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 45976

          #5
          Re: I want a coach...

          I want a coach so tough, he could karate fight Chuck Norris and Tedy Bruschi, and come out with their severed heads.
          You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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          • RedEyE
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 24661

            #6
            Re: I want a coach...

            Originally posted by Gunzlingr
            I want a coach so tough, he could karate fight Chuck Norris and Tedy Bruschi, and come out with their severed heads.
            Why don't we just Tedy Bruschi to coach?

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            • Earthquake Enyart
              Legendary Zoner
              • Jul 2002
              • 27521

              #7
              Re: I want a coach...

              I want a coach who can take Jack Bauer!

              Maybe Jack Bauer should be the coach!

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              • Mr. Miyagi
                Lecter's Little *****

                • Sep 2002
                • 53616

                #8
                Re: I want a coach...

                I want a coach not only is talented defensively in football, but also versatile in other things in life such as horse grooming, medicine, the justice system, and even fashion and modeling.

                Footballhottie should be our coach!

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                • MTBillsFan
                  Registered User
                  • May 2003
                  • 1405

                  #9
                  Re: I want a coach...

                  Chuck Norris all the way! Ya know, its scientifically proven his tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

                  GO BILLS

                  (Shermantor for coach)
                  Send me some wings!

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                  • RedEyE
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 24661

                    #10
                    Re: I want a coach...

                    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                    I want a coach not only is talented defensively in football, but also versatile in other things in life such as horse grooming, medicine, the justice system, and even fashion and modeling.

                    Footballhottie should be our coach!


                    She quotes well too!

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                    • RedEyE
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 24661

                      #11
                      Re: I want a coach...

                      Originally posted by MTBillsFan
                      Chuck Norris all the way! Ya know, its scientifically proven his tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

                      GO BILLS

                      (Shermantor for coach)

                      I think they should hire Chuck Norris for training and conditioning, and Bruschi as HC. Just becasue the refs and media all like Bruschi. Jack Bauer for head os securities.

                      We will probably have 16 Monday Night Games this season!

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                      • Bert102176
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 3742

                        #12
                        Re: I want a coach...

                        you want mike ditka?
                        lets go BUFFALO lets go BUFFALO

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                        • SABURZFAN
                          short bus extraordinaire
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 50747

                          #13
                          Re: I want a coach...

                          Originally posted by RedEyE
                          I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups. Then beats Levy in 2 out of 3 games of chess.

                          That's the type of coach that's going to "wow" me or "knock my socks off".


                          i'd be afraid to lay Ralph on his stomach let alone do one push-up.what the hell Red?you trying to kill the Old Fart?
                          Originally posted by yordad
                          Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                          • Billzz
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 1131

                            #14
                            Re: I want a coach...

                            Originally posted by SABURZFAN
                            i'd be afraid to lay Ralph on his stomach let alone do one push-up.what the hell Red?you trying to kill the Old Fart?

                            Actually it's better to lay him on his stomach then back, atleast he won't choke on the vomit.

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                            • footballhottie
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 9776

                              #15
                              Re: I want a coach...

                              damn right i shoud be our coach...i keep telling you guys, i'll kick those pussys into shape...most of them know me.. it would work out just fine

                              The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong

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