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RedEyE
01-20-2006, 01:38 PM
I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups. Then beats Levy in 2 out of 3 games of chess.

That's the type of coach that's going to "wow" me or "knock my socks off".

RedEyE
01-20-2006, 01:40 PM
Dom Capers can't even get his comb over to lay straight. How the hell is he going to get this team to play with some heart?

Earthquake Enyart
01-20-2006, 01:43 PM
The Indy guy may be that guy.

footballhottie
01-20-2006, 01:43 PM
[quote=RedEyE]I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups.quote] yeah that will earn him brownie points.

Gunzlingr
01-20-2006, 01:48 PM
I want a coach so tough, he could karate fight Chuck Norris and Tedy Bruschi, and come out with their severed heads.

RedEyE
01-20-2006, 01:50 PM
I want a coach so tough, he could karate fight Chuck Norris and Tedy Bruschi, and come out with their severed heads.

Why don't we just Tedy Bruschi to coach?

Earthquake Enyart
01-20-2006, 01:50 PM
I want a coach who can take Jack Bauer!

Maybe Jack Bauer should be the coach!

Mr. Miyagi
01-20-2006, 01:54 PM
I want a coach not only is talented defensively in football, but also versatile in other things in life such as horse grooming, medicine, the justice system, and even fashion and modeling.

Footballhottie should be our coach!

MTBillsFan
01-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Chuck Norris all the way! Ya know, its scientifically proven his tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

GO BILLS

(Shermantor for coach)

RedEyE
01-20-2006, 02:01 PM
I want a coach not only is talented defensively in football, but also versatile in other things in life such as horse grooming, medicine, the justice system, and even fashion and modeling.

Footballhottie should be our coach!

:rofl:

She quotes well too!

RedEyE
01-20-2006, 02:03 PM
Chuck Norris all the way! Ya know, its scientifically proven his tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

GO BILLS

(Shermantor for coach)


I think they should hire Chuck Norris for training and conditioning, and Bruschi as HC. Just becasue the refs and media all like Bruschi. Jack Bauer for head os securities.

We will probably have 16 Monday Night Games this season!

Bert102176
01-21-2006, 06:46 AM
you want mike ditka?

SABURZFAN
01-21-2006, 06:50 AM
I want a coach so hardnosed that he walks in to interview, says nothing, walks right over to Ralph's chair, kicks it out from underneath him, and makes him bust out 100 push-ups. Then beats Levy in 2 out of 3 games of chess.

That's the type of coach that's going to "wow" me or "knock my socks off".



i'd be afraid to lay Ralph on his stomach let alone do one push-up.what the hell Red?you trying to kill the Old Fart?

Billzz
01-22-2006, 01:01 PM
i'd be afraid to lay Ralph on his stomach let alone do one push-up.what the hell Red?you trying to kill the Old Fart?


Actually it's better to lay him on his stomach then back, atleast he won't choke on the vomit.

footballhottie
01-22-2006, 01:08 PM
damn right i shoud be our coach...i keep telling you guys, i'll kick those pussys into shape...most of them know me.. it would work out just fine

FirstDownBills
01-22-2006, 01:31 PM
damn right i shoud be our coach...i keep telling you guys, i'll kick those pussys into shape...most of them know me.. it would work out just fine

Sex appeal is a great motivator.

footballhottie
01-22-2006, 01:35 PM
excuse you i have a good brain too, thank you very much.

STAMPY
01-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Ron Rivera is that guy. Too bad he didnt even get a shot

!Papacrunk!
01-22-2006, 01:38 PM
Why don't we just Tedy Bruschi to coach?
Jesus??? Oh yeah, the other guy to come back from the dead to make a triumphant return, my bad.