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02-04-2006, 09:32 AM
The Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Gauge® (tadaaa) - February 06
In proud cooperation with nobody in particular Sandwich Productions® presents The Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Gauge® (tadaaa), or OPIG(td) for short.
Each month Sandwich Productions® will ask you to gauge the level of your optimism or pessimism toward the Buffalo Bills and their upcoming season. Then, during the month we’ll bring your our comprehensive and unparalleled analysis on exactly what you should think the OPIG(td) results mean.
Best of all, at the conclusion of the season we’ll all participate in the Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Sharing Session® (OPISS). Armed with our historical OPIG(td) data, each of us will easily be able to determine if we are worthy as a fan and capable of laughing at the other side while pretending we really did know what we were talking about and you didn’t nya.
In the past the OPISS sessions have proved to be wildly popular lasting for months at a stretch. You won’t want to be left not holding actual ammunition when you laugh and point so make sure you vote each time the you see the OPIG(td) appear.
Finally, at the conclusion of the OPISS we’ll conduct a contest to determine who is the ultimate King of OPISS. Fabulous prizes await the contestant that we crown the OPISSing Contest King!!!
And ladies, note that there is no actual urination so there’s no messy splashback or annoying trickle.
Yes, be the envy of your friends and garner the attention of scores of ladies, or scores of men if you’re a dirty fudgepacker that God hates not that there’s anything wrong with that, or scores of men if you’re a woman but never mind about that because if you’re a woman you won’t win anyway.
The Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Gauge® (tadaaa) - Vote Today!
Copyright 2006 Sandwich Productions®. All rights reserved.
Disclaimer: OPIG polling may occur more frequently than monthly near the end of training camp, or less frequently in months that end in y but don’t start with m while we’re usually attempting to pretend football doesn’t even exist. WARNING: may cause sweating, nausea, projectile vomiting and diarrhea, frequent masturbation, cellular mutation, gross disfigurement, excessive clumping, and a nasty rash right at the top of your butt crack that stings when you spread your cheeks. Sandwich Productions® is not responsible for any of the following: stalking, pathological lying, spontaneous combustion, giving him the business down there, seeing lecter naked, swiftboating, massive fivehead, loss of desire to sleep with cheerleaders, secret spying, being snitched on by fairway. NOTE: If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours stop thinking about the name Gauge. NOTICE: we may throw your worthless vote in the garbage if it has a hanging chad or we just feel like it; OpIV does not stand for optimism; I like chocolate milk, si and I like potatoes.
In proud cooperation with nobody in particular Sandwich Productions® presents The Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Gauge® (tadaaa), or OPIG(td) for short.
Each month Sandwich Productions® will ask you to gauge the level of your optimism or pessimism toward the Buffalo Bills and their upcoming season. Then, during the month we’ll bring your our comprehensive and unparalleled analysis on exactly what you should think the OPIG(td) results mean.
Best of all, at the conclusion of the season we’ll all participate in the Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Sharing Session® (OPISS). Armed with our historical OPIG(td) data, each of us will easily be able to determine if we are worthy as a fan and capable of laughing at the other side while pretending we really did know what we were talking about and you didn’t nya.
In the past the OPISS sessions have proved to be wildly popular lasting for months at a stretch. You won’t want to be left not holding actual ammunition when you laugh and point so make sure you vote each time the you see the OPIG(td) appear.
Finally, at the conclusion of the OPISS we’ll conduct a contest to determine who is the ultimate King of OPISS. Fabulous prizes await the contestant that we crown the OPISSing Contest King!!!
And ladies, note that there is no actual urination so there’s no messy splashback or annoying trickle.
Yes, be the envy of your friends and garner the attention of scores of ladies, or scores of men if you’re a dirty fudgepacker that God hates not that there’s anything wrong with that, or scores of men if you’re a woman but never mind about that because if you’re a woman you won’t win anyway.
The Optimism/Pessimism Indicator Gauge® (tadaaa) - Vote Today!
Copyright 2006 Sandwich Productions®. All rights reserved.
Disclaimer: OPIG polling may occur more frequently than monthly near the end of training camp, or less frequently in months that end in y but don’t start with m while we’re usually attempting to pretend football doesn’t even exist. WARNING: may cause sweating, nausea, projectile vomiting and diarrhea, frequent masturbation, cellular mutation, gross disfigurement, excessive clumping, and a nasty rash right at the top of your butt crack that stings when you spread your cheeks. Sandwich Productions® is not responsible for any of the following: stalking, pathological lying, spontaneous combustion, giving him the business down there, seeing lecter naked, swiftboating, massive fivehead, loss of desire to sleep with cheerleaders, secret spying, being snitched on by fairway. NOTE: If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours stop thinking about the name Gauge. NOTICE: we may throw your worthless vote in the garbage if it has a hanging chad or we just feel like it; OpIV does not stand for optimism; I like chocolate milk, si and I like potatoes.