Roethlisberger gets shave from Letterman

[Mitchy moo]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5312086

NEW YORK (AP) - Ben Roethlisberger (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/player/200315) was happy to get rid of his good-luck beard.

The Pittsburgh quarterback got a shave Monday night from David Letterman while appearing on the Late Show, finally ridding himself of the scraggly light brown facial hair he's been growing since the Steelers (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/team/67067) lost to Cincinnati in October.

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 width=215 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5313490_36_1.jpg</TD></TR><TR><TD class=caption>Host David Letterman (left) shaves Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger on the set of The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night. (AP Photo/CBS, J.P. Filo / Associated Press)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[tat2dmike77]

AP Pittsburg

Early this morning ben rothlisberger the NFL new golden boy got up and took a dump. It was only his second dump since winning super bowl XL.

The second year quarterback onlyhad one thing to say about the dump.

"It felt really good ya know. I was sitting in living room when all of the sudden i felt some mud butt coming on."

Ben said that he's not sure what might of cause the mud butt but speculation is that the beard gods are mad at him. But there have been reports of Ben eating at white castle two nights ago.

While making a mad dash for the toilet Ben slipped on a rug in his living room.

"I dunno what happend but when i got up and sprinted for the toilet i jst slipped. All i could think about was holding back the mud butt for a second. I knew it was gonna be a photo finish and it surely was."

Reporters were concerned about Ben and his mudd butt but he calmed the reporters down by stating that "the mud butt has offically left."

Ben also wipped his ass with charmin toilet paper.

John Doe
WHO GIVES A DAMN WHAT BEN ROTHLISBERGER DOES NEWS REPORTS

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'll say this though. I could tolerate Golden Boy Big Ben much more than Golden Boy Brady. At least Big Ben is not :limp:

[Mitchy moo]

I'll say this though. I could tolerate Golden Boy Big Ben much more than Golden Boy Brady. At least Big Ben is not :limp:

:smile:

[!Papacrunk!]

I made a sandwich today.

[billsburgh]

AP Pittsburg

Early this morning ben rothlisberger the NFL new golden boy got up and took a dump. It was only his second dump since winning super bowl XL.

The second year quarterback onlyhad one thing to say about the dump.

"It felt really good ya know. I was sitting in living room when all of the sudden i felt some mud butt coming on."

Ben said that he's not sure what might of cause the mud butt but speculation is that the beard gods are mad at him. But there have been reports of Ben eating at white castle two nights ago.

While making a mad dash for the toilet Ben slipped on a rug in his living room.

"I dunno what happend but when i got up and sprinted for the toilet i jst slipped. All i could think about was holding back the mud butt for a second. I knew it was gonna be a photo finish and it surely was."

Reporters were concerned about Ben and his mudd butt but he calmed the reporters down by stating that "the mud butt has offically left."

Ben also wipped his ass with charmin toilet paper.

John Doe
WHO GIVES A DAMN WHAT BEN ROTHLISBERGER DOES NEWS REPORTS
:roflmao: