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In a shocking exposé it has recently been discovered that the senior members of the Buffalo Bills staff have absolutely no lips whatsoever.
Who has the LEAST amount of lips out of this lilly white bunch? Is it even possible to tell? Does anyone have a lip micrometer handy?
Ralph Wilson
Marv Levy
Russ Brandon
Tom Modrak
I dont know how he does it but this guy actually manages to have negative lipage:
Dick Jauron
Just look at that upper lip! He's the only guy I've ever seen that has an innie for a lip.
You have to go all the way down to Defensive Coordinator Perry Fewell to find the first lips of any substance in the organization. Fortunately Perry has enough lips to make up at least most of the severe lip shortfall from those who are higher up in the organization.
Perry Fewell
Who has the LEAST amount of lips out of this lilly white bunch? Is it even possible to tell? Does anyone have a lip micrometer handy?
Ralph Wilson
Marv Levy
Russ Brandon
Tom Modrak
I dont know how he does it but this guy actually manages to have negative lipage:
Dick Jauron
Just look at that upper lip! He's the only guy I've ever seen that has an innie for a lip.
You have to go all the way down to Defensive Coordinator Perry Fewell to find the first lips of any substance in the organization. Fortunately Perry has enough lips to make up at least most of the severe lip shortfall from those who are higher up in the organization.
Perry Fewell
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