Mr. Pink
03-18-2006, 10:40 PM
GM Song - Monty Python Parody as sung by Marv!
I'm a GM and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I zone out when I'm supposed to work each day.
Homers/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I bring in players no one else wants, I sign them to good contracts
And sell people on the idea they're for character.
Most mornings I go nappy and wake for my afternoon cup of tea
Homer/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I cut Lawyer, I make Sam skip town
I like to sign second tier free agents.
I put on a front that these players are good so people have something to talk about at bars.
Trolls:
He cuts Lawyer and replaces him with junk
Who are these ass klowns?
We think he makes these decisions while he's drunk at the bar!
Homers/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I sign swell players, I cut dead weight
And replace them with cheaper talent.
I wish Ralph would let me spend more money, just like dear Daniel Snyder!
Trolls:
He signs chumps and never wills.
Who are these guys anyway?
Homers/Marks
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
Ralph!
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
YaY for humor!
I'm a GM and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I zone out when I'm supposed to work each day.
Homers/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I bring in players no one else wants, I sign them to good contracts
And sell people on the idea they're for character.
Most mornings I go nappy and wake for my afternoon cup of tea
Homer/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I cut Lawyer, I make Sam skip town
I like to sign second tier free agents.
I put on a front that these players are good so people have something to talk about at bars.
Trolls:
He cuts Lawyer and replaces him with junk
Who are these ass klowns?
We think he makes these decisions while he's drunk at the bar!
Homers/Marks:
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
I sign swell players, I cut dead weight
And replace them with cheaper talent.
I wish Ralph would let me spend more money, just like dear Daniel Snyder!
Trolls:
He signs chumps and never wills.
Who are these guys anyway?
Homers/Marks
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
Ralph!
He's a GM and he's OK
He works all night and he makes good roster decisions all day.
YaY for humor!