Bills to become only second team in NFL without cheerleaders...

[lordofgun]

(AP) Orchard Park, NY --The Buffalo Bills announced today that they will join the Pittsburgh Steelers as the only teams in the NFL without professional cheerleaders. However, many Bills fans already believe Buffalo has never had professional cheerleaders, but rather "horses and chipmunks" in disguise.

While not the most popular cheerleaders in the NFL, the Bills' cheerleaders, known to their biggest supporters as "Jills," will be missed by some.

"No 2007 Calendar," cried Philip Brady, 38, of Jamestown, who built an internet group devoted to the Jills "I'm going to be very lonely next year."

When reached for comment, Ralph Wilson deflected blame to new Bills General Manager, Marv Levy. "Marv is the only member of our front office who still has some eyesight, so I'll trust his judgment. Is it Monday?"

Crying in his Genny Light, Brady mustered enough strength to blurt out one final sentence.

"Guess I'll be buying some more powerful binoculars."

For the rest of us, the fufus and pale thighs will be missed - if only for the laughs.

link (http://futility.typepad.com/futility/images/horse_teeth.jpg)

[camelcowboy]

Now your just being mean to phil

[Tatonka]

that was kind of funny.

[Dozerdog]

I always wondered why Phil was so popular with the Jills.

Turns out he was writing his phone number on carrots and handing them over.

[camelcowboy]

I always wondered why Phil was so popular with the Jills.

Turns out he was writing his phone number on carrots and handing them over.

Celery and Apples are a better choice, Its takes more calories to eat them then you gain from them. The perfect food for a cheerleader, im just trying to figure out if the jills worth the eating disorder.

[OpIv37]

Did anyone have Phil in the death pool? He probably killed himself when he saw the title of the thread.

[G. Host]

Too bad the author was not smart enough to do research first and determine which teams had cheerleaders and which didn't. He got the list without cheerleaders wrong.

[northernbillfan]

Too frikking funny.

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Standing Ovation!

[The_Philster]

Too bad the author was not smart enough to do research first and determine which teams had cheerleaders and which didn't. He got the list without cheerleaders wrong.
Yeah..there's a lot more than just the Steelers...and I'm 34, not 38!! :mad:

[lordofgun]

Too bad the author was not smart enough to do research first and determine which teams had cheerleaders and which didn't. He got the list without cheerleaders wrong.
I know. :shakeno:

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Jim Rome says it best, the more of me and the less of you is better for the show.


The more of LOG and the less of the rest of us is better for the board.

[Historian]

("No 2007 Calendar," cried Philip Brady, 38, of Jamestown, who built an internet group devoted to the Jills "I'm going to be very lonely next year."

This just looks funny typed out!


Is it Monday?"

That would make a great title for an REM song don't you think?

:rofl:

[Dozerdog]

Yeah..there's a lot more than just the Steelers...and I'm 34, not 38!! :mad:

Phil- I just won a million dollar bet with myself.


My guess for your first response in this thread was "LoG- It's not just the Steelers. The Packers, Giants & Jets don't have them either"

[Historian]

:rofl:

[The_Philster]

Phil- I just won a million dollar bet with myself.


My guess for your first response in this thread was "LoG- It's not just the Steelers. The Packers, Giants & Jets don't have them either"
well...it's not like it was believable anyway..I would've gotten word from the Jills Organization if it was even being discussed :idunno:

[The_Philster]

BTW, neither do the Browns or Lions

[Michael82]

:lmao:

[BAM]

:rofl: at this whole thread

:bf1:

[casdhf]

Funniest thing I have read on here in 3 or 4 hours!!

[lordofgun]

well...it's not like it was believable anyway..I would've gotten word from the Jills Organization if it was even being discussed :idunno:
:rofl:

[The_Philster]

:rofl:
Actually I would've, smart guy :rolleyes: Their director and I exchange emails frequently

[kinigirly]

:spit: ohhh talk to the hand log....he told you!

[northernbillfan]

:spit: ohhh talk to the hand log....he told you!
Sorry Phil's hand is busy at the moment.

[lordofgun]

Actually I would've, smart guy :rolleyes: Their director and I exchange emails frequently
I believe you!!

[The_Philster]

Sorry Phil's hand is busy at the moment.
:huh:

[lordofgun]

Their director and I exchange emails frequently

Phil: Hi! I'd like to volunteer for the next photo shoot!

Jills Director: Leave me alone, Phil.

Phil: PLEASE!

Jills Director: This is an autoreply: If this is Phil, stop emailing me. If this is anyone but Phil, I'll email you back ASAP!

[The_Philster]

:lol: You wish it went like that

[Dozerdog]

BTW, neither do the Browns or LionsSee? You can't make this stuff up!



These jokes just write themselves!!!!

[Mad Bomber]

:spit:

[mybills]

This just looks funny typed out!



That would make a great title for an REM song don't you think?

:rofl:
Makes a great sig~
:up:

[shelby]

Classic Thread Hall of Fame, please.

:hail:log

[SABURZFAN]

well...it's not like it was believable anyway..


it was believable until the "i'm going to be very lonely next year" part.we knew you had Mikey. :snicker:

[The_Philster]

it was believable until the "i'm going to be very lonely next year" part.we knew you had Mikey. :snicker:
:ill:the camera doesn't love him like it does girls like Rachael and Autumn
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dd07b3127cce88678eaf0eec00000016108AcOGrFo2buR
or Kelly and Kaitlin
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6dd33b3127cce97b87c9f645200000016108AcOGrFo2buR

[Dozerdog]

:hump: Autumn

[The_Philster]

:hump: Autumn
Now you sound like Jim Brinson at the last taping of the Eric Moulds Show :laughter:

[LtFinFan66]

:lolpoint: Phil and this thread!!

[gonzo1105]

I knew this wasn't true once it was posted cause I know two girls that went to my high school that are trying out to be jills this year and I believe have made it past the first two cuts.

[EricStratton]

The first post was funny, the follow-ups are priceless.

[Dont drink the water]

Somebody has an European press style sense of humor and not in a good way with topless girls.