Tounge and cheek comments on Bills signing of Price

[G. Host]

Bills To Place Price On Practice Squad Until Contract Year
http://thebrushback.com/price_full.htm
“We knew when Eric left we would need someone else,” said Levy. “And Peerless is going to be that someone else in a few years. We’ll start him off as the second option, but who knows? He could end up forcing his way into the number one spot. He’s got that kind of tenacity, that kind of do-or-die mentality that every player has when he’s in the last year of his contract. That’s exactly what we’re looking for here: desperately greedy people who will sacrifice their bodies for money.”

“Peerless was a great receiver when I was here and I’m sure he can be great again,” said offensive coordinator Steve Fairchild. “ In Atlanta he was in an offense that wasn’t tailored to his skills. Same thing with Dallas. Here in Buffalo, however, we’ve got all the ingredients: a shaky offensive line, a decent but not great running game, and a quarterback who looks like Rob Johnson, throws like Rob Johnson, and basically is Rob Johnson – only not as good. So he should be pretty excited to be back.”

All they missed were comments about his eyesight and is inability to keep obligations to car dealer he signed deal with while in Buffalo.

[Mr. Pink]

:rofl: the brushback is great!

[Dozerdog]

The brushback mock draft (http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft.htm)





Brushback Mock NFL Draft


Pick Team Pos. Player College Class
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RB
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Reggie Bush
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USC
</TD><TD width=89 height=42>
JR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Texans would be smart to trade down here and then embark on a vicious smear campaign against Reggie Bush until he drops down to the 7th or 8th spot where they can grab him at a discount. That’s the kind of thing that shows the fans that you're committed to winning.
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QB
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Matt Leinart
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USC
</TD><TD width=89 height=42>
SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>With the 2nd pick in the draft and Matt Leinart available, it might be time for the Saints to part ways with Drew Brees. I hear San Diego may be looking for a backup quarterback.
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3
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</TD><TD width=56>
QB
</TD><TD width=266>
Jay Cutler
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Vanderbilt
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SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>Jay Cutler is the consensus choice here. Not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot.
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4
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RB
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LenDale White
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USC
</TD><TD width=90 height=42>
JR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>The Jets have signed Chad Pennington and now they must improve their running game. Lendale White may be available here. He really runs downhill, unlike Curtis Martin, who runs uphill with a piano strapped to his back.
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5
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OT
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D'Brickashaw Ferguson
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Virginia
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SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The Packers have a few options here. They can go after Haloti Ngata, the defensive tackle from Oregon, or D’Brickashaw Ferguson, the highly touted offensive lineman. They might want to look into getting somebody with a halfway normal name, though. Those guys sound like they just stepped off a spaceship. D’Brickashaw? Wtf?
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6
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QB
</TD><TD width=266>
Vince Young
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Texas
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JR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=669 bgColor=#ccffff>Since this is a mock draft, I have the niners taking Vince Young here. Enjoy this, 49ers fans, because once the season starts its back to reality with Mr. Tiny Hands.
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7
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QB
</TD><TD width=266>
Jay Cutler
</TD><TD width=105>
Vanderbilt
</TD><TD width=90 height=42>
SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good.
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8
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OT
</TD><TD width=266>
Winston Justice
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USC
</TD><TD width=90 height=42>
JR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>The Bills are looking for a lineman here to protect JP Losman, because through some convoluted reasoning they’ve decided it's better to keep him healthy than let him suffer a career ending injury. Whatever. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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9
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S
</TD><TD width=266>
Michael Huff
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Texas
</TD><TD width=90 height=42>
SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it.
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10
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TE
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Vernon Davis
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Maryland
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JR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Cardinals had a passable defense last season, if you define passable as “able to pass on them.” They’ll draft someone on offense anyway, because Denny Green doesn’t want to win. He wants to score a lot of points.
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[Dozerdog]

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DE
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Tamba Hali
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Penn State
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SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor are still on this team, which means they’re probably re-doing their contracts every year to avoid being cut. Pussies. Get out there and make some bread. You think the Dolphins care about you?
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[Mr. Pink]

LOL Dozer, I started a thread about their mock draft at least a week ago.

[Dozerdog]

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22
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WR
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Sinorice Moss
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Miami
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SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.
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[Dozerdog]

LOL Dozer, I started a thread about their mock draft at least a week ago.sorry- I must have missed it!

Is this the Onion of sports?

[Mr. Pink]

Basically....they have some of the funniest shi* I've seen in regards to sport....such as last years football player of the year was Video Game Michael Vick. :rofl:

[madness]

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QB
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Jay Cutler
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Vanderbilt
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SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
:lmao: I can't stop laughing at this.