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  • Meathead
    Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
    • Jul 2002
    • 21349

    The Velvet Bird

    In his own inimitable way Marv has kindly and gently given the finger to the amateur draftnicks panning the teams day 1 picks:

    Originally posted by The Marv
    "We don't really go by what the experts say," Levy said. "It was a calculated thing. We felt, in terms of our need, this merited making that move. If it's interpreted as a reach, that's fine."
    Consider yourself ***** slapped.

    Even Tom Modrak got his own silky smooth backhand smack in:

    Originally posted by Naked Gun
    Tom Modrak anticipated questions about the Bills selections, saying: "It's different strokes and different people want different things. ... But we'd like to think we have our lists in proper order, too."
    I love the added "too". Implying the amateurs feel their lists are better than what the Bills have. Priceless.

    It all just goes to show you there may be snow on the roof but grumpy old men can still dish out the spankings - even if you haven't started feeling the sting just yet.
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  • G. Host
    Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 10298

    #2
    Re: The Velvet Bird

    There are a lot of *****es (and bastards) to be slapped. Keep slapping.

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    • ICE74129
      Legendary Zoner
      • Feb 2005
      • 10796

      #3
      Re: The Velvet Bird

      And there are those that are the Bills *****es and take it regularly even when the Bills are wrong.

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      • The last buffalo fan
        I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
        • Sep 2004
        • 18204

        #4
        Re: The Velvet Bird

        As my team GM, I like the combination............. old, wise and nice.
        The Mexican & too!!

        - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101326

          #5
          Re: The Velvet Bird

          yeah, taking the advice of experts is horrible idea. The next time you're sick, ask your old college drinking buddies what's wrong instead of going to a doctor.
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          • G. Host
            Banned
            • Jul 2002
            • 10298

            #6
            Re: The Velvet Bird

            If a ***** (or bastard) does not like he master they ought to go to a new team where they can be happier. I understand the North Dallas team has room on its bandwagon and is very popular for those looking for rich sugar daddies.

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            • LABillsFan
              Registered User
              • Aug 2002
              • 4418

              #7
              Re: The Velvet Bird

              Originally posted by OpIv37
              yeah, taking the advice of experts is horrible idea. The next time you're sick, ask your old college drinking buddies what's wrong instead of going to a doctor.
              What if you and your buddies are in med school?
              I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't repeat myself.

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              • Cntrygal
                Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                • Jul 2002
                • 44884

                #8
                Re: The Velvet Bird

                Originally posted by Meathead
                In his own inimitable way Marv has kindly and gently given the finger to the amateur draftnicks panning the teams day 1 picks:

                Originally posted by The Marv
                "We don't really go by what the experts say," Levy said. "It was a calculated thing. We felt, in terms of our need, this merited making that move. If it's interpreted as a reach, that's fine."
                Consider yourself ***** slapped.

                Even Tom Modrak got his own silky smooth backhand smack in:

                Originally posted by Naked Gun
                Tom Modrak anticipated questions about the Bills selections, saying: "It's different strokes and different people want different things. ... But we'd like to think we have our lists in proper order, too."
                I love the added "too". Implying the amateurs feel their lists are better than what the Bills have. Priceless.

                It all just goes to show you there may be snow on the roof but grumpy old men can still dish out the spankings - even if you haven't started feeling the sting just yet.
                I love it!
                Originally posted by notacon
                The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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                • Iehoshua
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 12906

                  #9
                  Re: The Velvet Bird

                  If any of these guys in the media were real experts, they'd be working for an NFL team and not writing a bunch of garbage bashing people. Notice how most of them are cast-offs who failed in NFL positions...


                  Marv & Moddy

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                  • ublinkwescore
                    Sab and TD are insignificant
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 24178

                    #10
                    Re: The Velvet Bird

                    Originally posted by Meathead
                    In his own inimitable way Marv has kindly and gently given the finger to the amateur draftnicks panning the teams day 1 picks:


                    Consider yourself ***** slapped.

                    Even Tom Modrak got his own silky smooth backhand smack in:



                    I love the added "too". Implying the amateurs feel their lists are better than what the Bills have. Priceless.

                    It all just goes to show you there may be snow on the roof but grumpy old men can still dish out the spankings - even if you haven't started feeling the sting just yet.
                    inimitable?

                    Were you trying to spell inevitable?
                    www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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                    • Meathead
                      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 21349

                      #11
                      Re: The Velvet Bird

                      hey paco if youre gonna live in this country you should learn engrish - and use it to sing any song that has the word america in it

                      in·im·i·ta·ble
                      adj.
                      Defying imitation; matchless.
                      One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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                      • G. Host
                        Banned
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 10298

                        #12
                        Re: The Velvet Bird

                        Originally posted by Meathead
                        hey paco if youre gonna live in this country you should learn engrish - and use it to sing any song that has the word america in it

                        in·im·i·ta·ble
                        adj.
                        Defying imitation; matchless.
                        Is "engrish" a regional dialect or have you learned English from a bad movie listening to an Asian villian?

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                        • Meathead
                          Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 21349

                          #13
                          Re: The Velvet Bird

                          you got a probrem?
                          One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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                          • jamze132
                            Don’t hate…
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 29415

                            #14
                            Re: The Velvet Bird

                            I was kind of hoping for Marv to say something like this:

                            "If we thought Kiper was such a draft guru, we would have offered him a job."

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                            • jamze132
                              Don’t hate…
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 29415

                              #15
                              Re: The Velvet Bird

                              Kiper can eat a _____! (insert word)

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