You find the idea that I could teach someone something to be risible?
I know you're proud of the fact that no one can teach YOU anything
Who's swinging? I'm taunting.
Johnny is a train wreck.
A guy with gobs of talent and nothing between the ears.
I know it's deeply depressing to you that I won't say what you wish I'd say. But attacking a succession of strawmen isn't the answer. Makes you look like
This offensive line would get Glennon killed.
And he isn't even that good to begin with.